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" SANS! "
" yeah "
" CAN YOU COME HERE FOR A SEC "
" sure, what's wrong? "
As he stepped into the white and black bathroom he saw Jasmine staring down at the floor, her face bright purple.
" ok if i tell you something you promise you won't freak out or scream. "
With a confused look on his face he agreed. Jasmine whispered 2 words to him and he burst out laughing.
" pfft ha ha ha ha ha WOW that is the best prank you've ever tried to pull on me, ha ha ha ha ha ha. "
Still staring at the floor she could feel her face getting warmer as the bright purple on her cheeks started to cover her face.
Sans starting to get a bit worried asked " you are kid-ding me right. there is no way that this could be real." There was a slight silence. " right? "
He could started to feel his soul grow heavy as he took it all in. He had just laughed at his own girlfriend saying that, even though they were perfectly capable, there was no way that his girlfriend is some how carrying HIS child. There was more silence as they both stared at the floor.
" so are you really pregnant? "
" yeah "
Her face had calmed down now still with hints of purple on her face. As everything came crashing down on them he could start to see little purple drops on the floor. He quickly looked up to see that she had started to cry. He quickly ran over as he tried to comfort her.
" hey, hey it's alright, you don't have to cry i'm sorry i laughed it's just a bit hard to take in all at once. "
She slowly stopped crying as he wrapped his arms around her in a hug. They both stood there for about 5mins before they heard the front door open.
" SANS, JASMINE IM HOME!! "
" oh hey papy "
" HELLO JASMINE! SANS GET YOUR LAZY BUTT DOWN HERE!! "
Jasmine let out a small giggle as Sans came down the stairs almost tripping over himself. He crashed down the stairs and next to Papyrus and almost knocked him over as he crashed into him with a hug. Papyrus regaining his balance looked at him confusingly.
" SANS AS MUCH AS I APPERCIATE YOUR ENTHUSIASM I MUST WONDERED WHY YOU PRACTICALLY TRIED TO BALL ME OVER? "
He just kept hugging his brother burying his face in his battle amour. Papyrus sighed as he picked up his brother in his arms.
" EVEN THOUGH HE PROBABLY DID NOTHING TODAY IM GOIN- "
He saw small blue droplets rolling down his brothers face.
" SANS! "
He quickly put him onto the couch and tried to get him to stop crying. He soon looked at his brother's face and saw that he started to smile and laugh as he was crying. Papyrus now even more confused asked his brother. " SANS WHY ARE YOU CRYING, AND LAUGHING, AND SMILING?! ALL AT THE SAME TIME? "
Sans kept laughing and soon Jasmine realized what it was. Sans was so happy that in about 7 months he was going to be a father. She put a smile on her face and started to laugh as well but not as much to the point of crying. Papyrus quickly turned around to see her laughing immediately he yelled. " WHY ARE YOU TWO LAUGHING?! WHAT IS SO FUNNY? "
Jasmine put her hand on Papyrus' shoulder and said while still laughing. " papyrus we're laughing because sans and i are going to be PARENTS!" Papyrus' face lit up with excitement and grabbed Jasmine and swung her around in the air.
After about 10 mins of laughing later Papyrus' phone started to ring.
" PAPYRUS WHERE ARE YOU WE WERE MEANT TO START OUR LESSON 5 MINUTES AGO. "
" SORRY UNDYNE I GOT A BIT CARRIED AWAY WITH AWESOME NEWS FROM SANS AND JASMINE! "
" WELL COME OVER HERE"
*PAPYRUS CAN WE COME TO? PLEEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEE?*
*FINE JUST LET ME ASK UNDYNE*
" UNDYNE CAN JASMINE AN- "
" YES THOSE TO BONEHEADS CAN COME JUST HURRY UP! "
" OK SEE YOU SOON! "
Jasmine quickly grabbed both of them and teleported them to Undyne's house. She ran up to the door and started to knock.
" Well you got here fa-aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! "
Tackled to the ground by a bit too excited skeleton she pushed Jasmine off of her and asked
" Geez what has gotten you so excited. "
Jasmine sqealed barely able to get the words out. So Sans said it for her.
" uhh how do i say this? oh right like this. Jasmine and i are going to have a child. "
Completely shocked by the news just as Papyrus had done Undyne picked up Jasmine and swung her around in the air. She was even more excited then Sans and Papyrus put together.
" OH MY GOD!! When did you find out? "
Regaining the stabilisation in her stomach she said
" i only found out today. "
" OMG Just wait until Alphys and Asgore hear about this! "
" WAIT Undyne is it alright if we tell them first? "
" SURE THING BUCKO IT IS YOUR CHILD AFTER ALL. "
She playfully punched Jasmine on the shoulder.
" Anyway we've wasted enough time IT'S TIME TO COOK! "
" RIGHT! SANS! JASMINE! WATCH MASTERS IN ACTION! "
As they were cooking away Sans and Jasmine were making their own little cooking puns.
" so how long until they are born. "
Jasmine seamed slightly alarmed but answered.
" only 7 months. "
Sans didn't worry about the slight alarmed look she probably to caught up in watching them cook.
About half an hour had passed and then they both yelled at the top of their voices
" FINISHED! "
They both looked at each other and started to glare.
" SANS JASMINE WHO FINISHED FIRST ME OR UNDYNE. "
Sans and Jasmine looked at each other and had the same idea.
" sorry Pap sorry Undyne we weren't watching. "
" GAH YOU TWO ARE AS LAZY AS EACH OTHER! "
Papyrus sighed as he turned back to Undyne and shock her hand.
" SEE YOU NEXT WEEK UNDYNE! "
They all walked home as Jasmine was too tired to teleport. On the walk home Papyrus talked about a new book he had found in the library about different types of traps that it included. He asked Sans if he could read it to him tonight and of cause he accepted.
When they arrived home Jasmine sat next to Sans on the couch whilst Papyrus went into the kitchen starting to cook dinner. They switched on the television to watch Mettaton whilst Papyrus was humming along to the music in the background. Jasmine sighed as she leaned her head back. She was just dozing off when she felt a slight pressure on her femurs. She looked down to see Sans had laid down across her with his head in the lap. She sighed again as she gave him a gentle pat on the head. She leaned back and dozed off. They awoke when Papyrus gently woke them to their surprise, Papyrus would usually wake them up by calling out to them, but he was just sitting on the other chairs starring out the window to the snowy wilderness. Jasmine sat up and gave a yawn. Papyrus looked over and he heard the small squeak.
“OH SORRY DID I WAKE YOU?”
“nah it's alright.”
She softly placed her hand on Sans’ skull as he dozed back to sleep. She let a smile crawl across her face. She looked back over at Papyrus who was now looking at his brother. He gave out a small sigh as he returned to look out the dinner.
Jasmine had decided to try and lighten the mood.
“so, what's cookin’ good lookin’?”
Even though he didn't laugh, Jasmine saw a smile on his face.
“IM JUST WAITING FOR THE PIE TO FINISH.”
It took a little while for Jasmine to realise what he said but still had a confused look on her face.
“TORIEL SENT ME A RECIPE AND SAID TO USE IT ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE PERFECT TIME!”
“cool what type of pie?”
“IT’S A SURPRISE!”
She knew this meant that he wasn't sure if he followed it correctly and didn't want to ruin the taste. A ding came from the kitchen and Papyrus yelled out:
“PIES READY!”
Sans practically leaped off the coach if his head wasn't on her lap. He had hit her stomach pretty hard.
“OH sorry jasmine.”
“uff it's alright sans it was an accident.”
It did hurt a little but it didn't phase her. Papyrus trotted over to the kitchen and put on the oven mitts taking the pie out of the oven and onto the table. It was already set with plates and cutlery. He grabbed a big knife out of drawer. Jasmine trying to leap up forgetting the Sans’ head was still in her lap.
“Ow”
“ow”
Sans sat up rubbing her head as Jasmine got up and went over to Papyrus.
“ papyrus would it be alright if I cut the pie?”
“OF COURSE YOU CAN!”
He pointed the knife right at her I a quick movement which scared bother and Sans as he looked over. Only her eye was glowing though. Papyrus realised what he had done and pulling the knife back and placing it on the table.
“SORRY!”
“*sigh* don't worry about it papyrus, it was an accident.”
She picked up the knife in shakey hands and cut the pie into 8 pieces. They sat down at the table as Papyrus put a piece on everyone’s plate. They sat their and just talked about the day and what they did before the big announcement. Papyrus finally raised the question.
“JASMINE HOW DID YOU FIND ABOUT THE BABY?”
She almost chocked up her food when he asked the question.
“um well it's a bit of a funny story really”
“WELL…….”
“yeah now I am a bit curious.”
“uhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
“WELLLLLLLLLLLLL”
“yeah come on”
Her face had started to blush as a bright purple glow was now visible. They looked at each other as they saw that she was getting a bit uncomfortable. They gave her a reassuring look as she looked up from the floor. The blush had started to fade as she continued eating. After a few minutes she spoke.
“ I was…………….”
Sans and Papyrus looked up as she bit her (theatrical) lip.
“having a bit of a tinker around with one of the puzzles, the one with the mettaton shaped randomiser, and whilst replacing one of the blown fuses I forgot about the oil gage and accidentally put a crack in it, the oil went everywhere. i fixed the crack but got oil all over the clothes I was wearing.”
They noticed the slightly darkened areas on her shirt that they had not noticed before.
“i went to go have a shower and noticed the little soul, and yeah”
Sans and Papyrus looked at each other.
“SO WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH THE MACHINE?”
“ just trying to get it so it made more difficult puzzles for a human if one falls down.”
“OH THAT’S WONDERFUL THANK YOU JASMINE!”
“ yeah I'm glad it didn't break from that crack.”
She gave a little laugh as the warmth was returning to the room. They continued to talk until the pie was gone. Papyrus had only one mores slice whilst Jasmine and Sans shared the other 4. After a while Jasmine asked:
“ ok papyrus i give up what type of pie was it?”
He was shocked that she was not able to tell.
“I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE GUESSED TORIEL TEXTED ME AND TOLD ME IT WAS YOUR ‘FAV’.”
Jasmine thought hard but nothing came to mind.
“ nup no idea”
“OK SO APPARENTLY IT IS CALLED BUTTS PIE I HA-“
Before he could even finish his sentence Jasmine and Sans burst out laughing.
“ HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OMG HA HA HA HA HOLY F-AHHHH”
“PAPYRUS BUTTS PIE IS SHORTS FOR BUTTERSCOTCH CINNAMON PIE AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA”
After a couple of seconds papyrus started to laugh realising how ridiculous the short name sounded. A little bit later after the laughed had calmed down he asked.
“SO HOW DID IT GET THE NAME BUTTS PIE snrk”
“ well at temmie village I baked it with some Skype help from Toriel and tried to give a piece to the temmie that ran the tem shop, and when I offered it to them they said ‘You gotta BUTTS PIE!’.”
Sans and Papyrus couldn't help but laugh again at how silly the name was. This was the first in a long time that Papyrus had laughed. He'd always take things so seriously and it was always wonderful to see him laugh.
After a night of laughs and fooling around they got ready for bed and went to sleep. Jasmine slept with Sans in bed since they were bf-gf. Papyrus went into his room and fell asleep after Sans read him the new book he had gotten from the library about traps. Then came back into his room to see Jasmine was already asleep. This was a rare sight unless she was visibly very tired. She didn't look tired before but heck it's just the way she works. He hopped in a heard a soft voice say.
“you alright”
“huh, oh did I wake you?”
“nah I was just relaxing with my eyes closed.”
“k, so weird question but are you worried about the child?”
“why are you?”
“no but you know if I wa-“
Before he could finish his sentence Jasmine had sat up and hugging him so he face was slightly buried in her chest. He wrapped his arms around her and cuddled into the warm embrace. She layed down and him cupped himself into her. She didn't mind if he did this every so often cause his knees would go into her gut but she was already falling asleep when the little bundle (Sans) flipped over so she could hug him. They fell asleep.
End of Part 1