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[july 23, 2016, 09:27]
[alya added marinette, adrien and nino into the chat]
alya: hola motherfuckers
marinette: alya what is yhis
alya: home
alya: i'm up in here with my fammmm
adrien: i finally have a family
alya: what
adrien: what
nino: what is this fr tho
alya: it is our new safe haven
alya: nobody gets in, nobody gets out
[marinette added nathanaël into the chat]
[marinette left the chat]
alya: GDI
alya: SORRY NATH
[alya removed nathanaël from the chat]
[alya added marinette into the chat]
alya: you little shit
marinette: woah friend, watch your languange
alya: why'd u do that bro
marinette: bc i can
alya: no you can't. check your privilege
nino: i identify as a cisgender male with a 8 inch penis. check uR privilege
[marinette left the chat]
alya: FUCKING GOD NINO
[alya added marinette into the chat]
marinette: some1 save me
adrien: ACTUALLY, NINO
adrien: i identify as a cisgender male with a NINE inch penis. check YOUR privilege
marinette: I'M OUT
marinette: GB
alya: i'm actually cackling rn wtf
adrien: oops
nino: lmfao bro
alya: we all know what mari's gonna be doing tonight ;))
[marinette left the chat]
alya: LMAO
[alya added marinette into the chat]
marinette: FUCK YOU ALL
marinette: I IDENTIFY AS A CISGENDER FEMALE WITH B-CUP BOOBS AND A MEDIUM UNDERWEAR SIZE. CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE
alya: WOO
alya: GO MARIBOOB
[marinette changed their name to mariboob]
adrien: why must you hurt me so