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Naru was very excited, as today she would finally have her first date with her beloved Massato, or Nephrite, it doesn't matter.
She was finishing getting ready when her mother shouted from downstairs that Massato Sanjoin had arrived in his car, Her mother didn't really like the idea of her daughter dating a man older than her, but Naru had faith that when she got to know him better she would accept him.
Naru chose her best outfit for this meeting, a green dress with a short round skirt, white flats and a delicate diamond and emerald necklace from her mother's store.
Naru walked down the stairs euphorically and said goodbye to her mother, as she walked out the door she saw Nephrite standing against her beautiful red car smiling at her.
He looked elegant as always, with his light blue suit contrasting perfectly with his long brown hair, he held a beautiful bouquet of roses for her.
"You look beautiful, Naru." He says smiling.
"Thanks." Says Naru smiling.
"These flowers are for you." Says Nephrite, handing her the bouquet.
"They're beautiful, thank you very much." Says Naru.
Like a good gentleman, Nephrite opens the door for Naru, as she gets into the car, Nephrite turns on the radio and asks Naru what kind of music she would like to hear.
"Whatever you choose is fine with me." Naru replies smiling. "I'm so happy to be dating you."
"Eu também Naru." Diz Nephrite . "Eu gosto muito de você, farei de tudo pra que tenha o melhor encontro da sua vida."
Naru laughs. "Actually this is my first date."
“All the more reason to make it special.” Says Nephrite. "By the way, where is this coffee shop? You said it was close."
"And yeah, it's right there." Naru replies pointing to a cafe at the end of the street.
"Wow, but it seems to be crowded." Says Naru when he sees through the glass how many people there are in the cafe.
Meanwhile, in a silver car right behind...
"Ah Kunzite, I'm so happy that we finally took some time to spend together." Zoisite says smiling while holding a bouquet of cherry blossoms that Kunzite bought for her.
There were also some in her hair tied in a high ponytail, perfectly matching the pink blouse she wore with a dark green pleated skirt and a pair of pumps of the same color, and to top it off, a beautiful ruby one that Kunzite bought for her in a jewelry store a few kilometers ago.
"But we didn't need a car, you know we can teleport wherever we want." Says Zoisite.
"I know, but that makes everything more special, besides that with the car we can listen to music." Says Kunzite, who was wearing dark jeans and a cyan sweater.
Zoisite laughs. "That's true, ha! Let's stop here, I heard there's a delicious chocolate milkshake here."
"Of course, darling, but it seems to be crowded, doesn't it?" Kunzite asks.
"Oh, never mind." Says Zoisite. "I've always wanted to try a chocolate milkshake."
"Okay, whatever you want, my love." Kunzite says, caressing her face. "I want this meeting to be special for you."
"Thank you Kunzite." Says Zoisite.
The two kiss and get out of the car, Kunzite also being a gentleman of course opened the door for her, the two enter the cafe arm in arm, and are faced with an unpleasant surprise.
"YOU HERE?!!" Says Zoisite, Kunzite and Nephrite in unison.
Just like them, Nephrite will also just enter with Naru.
"Ah... Nephrite? Do you know each other?" Naru asks without understanding anything.
"That's Zoisite." Nephrite responds. "The slut who sent those youmas to kidnap you."
"Be careful when talking about her or you'll regret it!" Says Kunzite, taking a step forward and pointing his finger at Nephrite.
"Please don't fight!" Naru says, pulling Nephrite away from Kunzite.
"This is a romantic date, let's not ruin it with a fight." Says Naru.
"Oh, so this is the silly human you're deceiving, Nephrite?" Zoisite asks laughing as she twirls a strand of her hair with her finger.
"Shut up, or I'll..."
"WILL WHAT?!!" Kunzite asks, grabbing Nephrite by the collar of her shirt.
"LET GO OF ME YOUR..."
"Excuse me." Says a smiling waitress approaching, Kunzite releases Nephrite who immediately fixes his suit.
"How can I help you?" The waitress asks.
"We'd like a table." Naru responds with a friendly smile, completely ignoring the fact that Nephrite and Kunzite almost got into a fight.
"We would also like a table." Says Zoisite.
"I'm sorry." Says the waitress. "But we are full, and unfortunately I only have one table available, but it can accommodate the four of us, are you together?"
"No way!" Zoisite, Nephrite and Kunzite respond in unison.
"I'm sorry." Says the waitress. "But we really only have this table available."
"Well, in that case, we stay with the table, and they leave." Says Kunzite, putting his arms around Zoisite, who smiles at the idea.
"No way! We arrived first!" Nephrite says.
"It's true, that's not fair!" Naru says.
"It's two against one, little darling." Zoisite says with a smirk. "Or do you think a mere human like you can handle us?"
"I'll throw you both out of here if you don't leave now!" Nephrite says angrily.
"Gentlemen, please don't need to fight." The waitress says. "It's just until we vacate another table, okay?"
"Come on, we don't need this." Says Naru. "We can sit together for just a few minutes, huh? You belong to the same group, you won’t die if you take a brief moment of truce, hmm?”
Kunzite and Zoisite look at each other.
"Okay" Says Kunzite. "But as soon as there's another table you leave."
"With pleasure." Nephrite responds.
The waitress takes the couples to the only table available, they both sit down, Nephrite and Naru on one side and Kunzite and Zoisite on the other.
"Then? Do you know what you're going to order?" Asks the waitress, ready to take the order.
"Oh yes! We'd like a good chocolate milkshake." Naru replies.
"Hey?! How dare you ask for the same thing as me?!" Zoisite questions irritated.
"But you haven't even asked for anything yet." Naru says, laughing.
"Don't be a brat Zoisite." Says Nephrite bored. "Ask a damn Milkshake and that's it."
Zoisite fulminates Nephrite with its gaze.
"Fine! A chocolate milkshake for me too." Says Zoisite irritated. "And it better be great or you'll regret it!"
"Yes, miss." The waitress says, keeping her friendly smile while Nephrite rolls her eyes and Naru laughs at her discreetly.
"And you sir? What would you like?" The waitress asks Kunzite.
"Some donuts and strong coffee." Kunzite replies. "No sugar please."
"Yes sir, I'll have everything prepared and I'll bring it right away, feel free." Says the waitress before leaving, leaving both couples looking at each other with a view.
"Hello Naru! How are you?" Umino says, approaching smiling with a cardboard box in his hand, he was a classmate of Naru, a short, nerdy and kind of goofy boy.
"Hello Umino, how are you?" Naru says, smiling politely.
"Well, I didn't expect to see you here." He replies.
"Look Kunzite!" Zoisite says laughing. "It looks like Nephrite has a rival."
"Yes, it is, a great rival." Says Kunzite mockingly.
"Do not disturb!" Says Nephrite irritated. "Isn't it enough that I have to share this table with you?"
"Umino, this is Nephrite, my boyfriend." Says Naru. "Nephrite this is Umino, my classmate."
"Hello Umino." Says Nephrite putting her arm around Naru.
"Aren't you Massato Sanjoin?" Umino asks confused.
"Yes, that's actually my... surname name." Nephrite replies. "My name is Nephrite Masato Sanjoin."
"Wow, what a long name! "Says Umino in amazement. "You must be very rich, they say that very rich people have long surnames."
"Umino, can we talk later?" Naru asks. "We're on a date now."
"Date?! I've never seen a foursome date." Umino says confused. "So he's also your boyfriend and she's also his girlfriend?" Umino asks pointing to Kunzite and Zoisite.
"WHAT?!!" The four ask in unison.
"Don't talk nonsense, you brat!" Says Kunzite, irritated.
"Come on Umino! Don't be silly!" Says Naru.
"Can't you see the cafeteria is crowded?!" Zoisite asks irritably. "We were just unlucky enough to have to sit at the same table."
"Exactly." Says Nephrite.
"Oh ok." Says Umino, scratching the back of her head. "Sorry to disturb you, I came here with some friends, I just wanted to show Naru my pet mouse." Umino says, uncapping the box. "Oh... He escaped."
"What a stupid boy." Nephrite whispers.
Zoisite's eyes widen when he feels something tickle her feet.
"AAAAAHHHHH! EWW! RAT! RAT! — She screams hysterically, climbing on top of the bench, making Naru also start screaming and climbing on top of the bench, scaring Kunzite and Nephrite.
"AAAAAHHHHH! RAT! RAT! EW! EW!" Naru and Zoisite scream in hysterics while stamping their feet on the bench.
"Really an unforgettable date, isn't it?" Nephrite asks Kunzite and he laughs.
"More special impossible."