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Evbo knew he was cooked when he arrived at his first class 30 minutes late. Can you really blame him though? Sleep sounded really appealing that morning so…he may or may not have overslept.
He stumbled into the lecture hall in a disheveled state, thus getting a glare from the psychology professor. Guess college professors do care if you're late..huh.
As he walks up the stairs to get to an open seat he spotted in the back, he quietly observes his peers and notices a few faces that pop out. Like seriously why was someone with partially dyed purple hair wearing a paper crown in college?
The blonde couldn’t really judge though as he literally had a black, white, and green striped hoodie that was his own merchandise. Although he doubts anyone who takes a psychology class would know anything about parkour content creators. (at least he hoped so)
Finally Evbo reaches the back of the class and sees an empty seat that was not next to another student, so he puts his bag down and takes the seat. This day was gonna be rough.
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Evbo later learns it wouldn't be too unbearable as he bursts into quiet snickering while a student bursts into the lecture 50 whole minutes late. Like at that point the student should have just not come as there was only 15 minutes left to the lecture.
He heard the deep voice of the student mumble a quick apology to the annoyed looking professor as he scrambles to find a seat and…wait, he was getting closer to Evbo’s seat.
It was too late when Evbo realized there were no other vacant seats in the class when the late student dropped his bag in the seat next to the blond.
Evbo took the time to see who sat down next to him. The person appeared to be a tall guy with very light grey eyes, and a darker skin complexion, but what stunned the parkourer was the silky, obsidian colored, long hair that cascaded down his back.
Evbo was snapped out of his gaze as the other realized his staring and gave him a confused glance. In his shock, he gave a shy wave towards to the new arrival.
At the sight of the wave from the blond, the other waved back and flashed a muted smile before turning back to listen to the lecture. Evbo felt dazed and a bit embarrassed as he turned back to also listen to the lecture, while absentmindedly doodling little Evbos doing 360’s on the paper.
He really loved parkour okay?
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The next time he arrived in class, he was surprisingly on time! Okay… Maybe he was 10 minutes late but that's on time! He didn’t even have to use his parkour skills to go to school this time.
When the blond entered the lecture, he looked up to the previous seat he took and realized the same guy was in the spot next to it. For some reason he felt relieved to see a familiar face despite the fact he laughed at the guy yesterday…
He probably should apologize for that! But the guy didn’t hear it so it probably wasn’t too bad
When Evbo reached his chair and sat down he gave a slight wave that was reciprocated! Again! Score for socializing!
The lecture was finally introducing the topic that they would be studying. Not that Evbo cared because he was only taking this class to fulfill his humanities credit. He got the urge to doodle drawings again in boredom, but he didn't feel like drawing Evbo’s and is really bad at drawing anything else.
For the next 10 minutes, Evbo felt more and more antsy due to wanting to create but having no satisfying outlet to do so. As he spaced out, his gaze slowly drifted to the taller man sitting beside him before Evbo got an idea.
What if I doodle him? He thought, feeling a bit nervous. It was kinda weird to do that without asking and Evbo didn’t want to ask and seem like a creep!
It took 5 whole minutes before the blond finally caved.
He mustered up the courage and took a deep breath before saying, “Sorry to bother, but can I ask you a question?” in a hushed tone.
The obsidian haired man looked back at Evbo and he immediately regretted asking. What if the guy didn’t want to be bothered? The guilt started seeping into Evbo’s conscious before the guy opened his mouth and said–
“Sure! Do you need any help with the lecture?”
Evbo’s self doubts immediately dissipated at the sound of the baritone voice. “Uhhh..? no not really. Weird question.. May I draw you..? Not in a weird way! I just have issues focusing without doodling something and I've run out of ideas ....”
He didn’t have any in the first place, so it technically wasn’t a lie…right?
The taller looked a bit curious but quickly morphed into understanding before uttering a ”I don't mind. I get it, when I was younger I struggled with the same issue.”
“Thank you so much for understanding, once i forgot to ask someone and they got quite mad at me. It was a highschool teacher too, you’d think they wouldn’t be too mad about it… come to think of it why were they mad?.... Anyway thank you uhhh…. What's your name?”
Evbo rambled on. Shit. now the other would think he was a weirdo who couldn't even-
“My name is Eos Milo Fanis, or just EMF for short. How about you?”
Evbo breathed a quiet sigh of relief before speaking.
“My name's Evbo, it's great to know I am not completely lost and confused with no one I know.” The blond expresses slowly with a chuckle.
“We should probably get back to the lesson, but I agree.” EMF says in a kind manner as he gestures back to the professor.
“That's fair lol.” Evbo utters back like an idiot.
As the lesson continued he proceeded to doodle an entire paper worth of doodle. He takes it as a win because they are not half bad!..... Okay maybe a few of their eyes were wonky but other than that it was a complete….mostly a success.
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When Evbo arrives back to his apartment, the first thing he does is post about the next parkour ranking announcement…..After scrolling tiktok for an hour. Let a man live, okay???
Every year there was a ranking for parkourers in the sport. The first rank was Noob, which was where the bottom 50% of players fell. The next rank was Pro where 40% of people fall. The next was a Parkour Master where most of the last 10% fell
There were two more ranks that were only reserved for 1 person each, being the Parkour Champion and the Parkour God who won a 20k and 35k dollar prize for these positions!
Last year Evbo was the parkour champion, and his rabid fan base was gunning for the hope that he would be the parkour god this year. Last year it was a user named, Imacookiegod.
What an interesting individual… the blond judged before scrolling to his comment section.
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EVBOS#1SUPPORER-TRUST-
I HOPEEEEE EVBO GETS PARKOUR GOD THIS YEAR LIKE HE DESERVES IT SO MUCH!!!
Replies:200 (see less) likes:10k❤️
-Seawatts crown-
Idk hes kinda mid likes:75♡
Mira-parkourz
@-Seawatts crown- Most would disagree but go off i guess likes:300❤️
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Evbo chuckles at the interaction before scrolling more.
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Eosforparkourchampion2025-2026
We can all agree evbo should be the parkour god minus some seawatt and AJ fans, but can we agree Eos should be the next champion. He ranked# 1 parkour master last year!
Replies:56 (see less) Likes:735❤️
AJxseawatt truther-💛💜
As much as I love AJ and Seawatt i can't help but agree, Eos is really good at parkouring.
likes:227♡
-Seawatts crown-
@AJxseawatt truther-💛💜How could You of all people betray us like that! Ekwfnworhefoweufhueohwtgh…… /j
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Who was Eos? Evbo wondered. He found it really funny that he met someone with that name and just later learned there was a Master at parkour with the same name. He kinda felt bad he never listened to the ranks.
But hey! If he gets Parkour God this year and the other gets Parkour Champion, he would probably know who they are because the God of parkour has the option to do a parkour collab with the champion of they so please.
Evbo didn't think much of it as he continued to scroll through his comments absentmindedly for the next 20 minutes.
He got bored and decided to text his best online friend and fellow parkourer Seawatt
Evbo-
Yooo bro
Yo
Seawatt
Seawatt
Guess what
First day of college yesterday and I was late to the psychology lecture but there was someone even later than me. Can you believe it!
And today I wasn't late!..... That's late.
I forgot my headband tho
But at least i could wear my merch
7:26 pm
-Seawatt
Wait… do you go to Civilization Uni?
Evbo-
Uhh yeah how did you know that bro
Seawatt-
Oh my god.
OH MY GOD
I should have known
Evbo-
Known what?
Seawatt-
Your the dumbass who came late to the psychology lecture
I was the person with purple hair and a crown if you saw me
Oh god I have to deal with you
In my college
God save us all.
Evbo-
Rude
I saw you
Your crown is stupid
7:35 read
Evbo laughs as he put his phone down. He should go grab some food, but he really didn't want to cook anythinggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Door dash it is.
This is going to be a really weird school year.