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Turkey wingle doo!!
Helpbot woke up in the morning, pulling himself off the plug. Today, he was gonna visit badware after he killed some civilians. Helpbot wasn’t the biggest fan considering he helped robloxians, but anything for his love. He grabbed some “chips for noobs” out of his cabinet, and pretended to eat them.
Badware chased down the final civilian, smashing its head against the ground. When he got back to his house, (just a cave made of wires) he cleaned his screen and washed his hands with oil, the blood slowing dripped down his claws and onto the floor.
They met up at the crossroads. “Hi badware!!” Helpbot exclaimed, running up to his much taller boyfriend. “H3LL0 L0V3.” Badware picked up Helpbot, so their “eyes” could meet. Helpbot pressed his face against Badwares, mimicking a kiss. A spark shot out of the wires on the back of Badwares head.
“Is there somewhere you wanna go?” Helpbot queried. “C4N W3 G0 T0 MY H0US3???” Helpbot nodded as he took Badwares hand in his. They got there quite quickly, considering Badware teleported them there.
“So, this is your house?..” Helpbot walked into the lonely, dark cave molded by wires. There was a single bed that was in shambles. Helpbot hoped Badware didn’t sleep THERE every night.
☆・☆ A few hours later
“C4N 1 ST4Y TH3 N1GHT 4T Y0UR H0USE?? MY B3D 1S K1ND4 BR0K3.” Helpbot didn’t mind, considering that his bed was, in fact, broken. Badware teleported them to Helpbots home. The house smelt like gasoline and sharpies.
Helpbot luckily had an extra charging cord for Badware. They laid in Helpbots bed face to face, pulling a blanket over each other. Badware held his lovers face in his hands, pressed his screen against Helpbots face. They both plugged themselves in and fell asleep.