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The air in Cairo hangs thick with the peculiar dampness locals call *mummy weather*—a clinging, sepulchral humidity that wraps around the skin like linen bandages. Virginia presses her fingers to her temple, half-convinced the wine has conjured ghosts in the lamplight. Across the table, Vita’s laughter cuts through the murmur of diplomats and archaeologists, golden and reckless.
"Publish it yourself," Virginia murmurs, tracing the rim of her glass. "Unless you enjoy rejection slips as wallpaper."
Vita leans in, close enough that Virginia catches the scent of attar of roses clinging to her throat. "And here I thought you’d say no because it’s dreadful."
"All first drafts are." Virginia hesitates—then, softer: "My father burned mine."
Something raw flickers in Vita’s gaze. "Mine pretended they didn’t exist."
A beat. Their knees brush beneath the table. The moment stretches, taut as the silence between gunshots. Then Vita tilts her chin up, daring, and Virginia feels the shift like a door creaking open in a house she swore was locked.
"You know," Vita murmurs, "I’ve always wanted to kiss a genius."
Virginia stiffens. "That would be adultery."
"Not in my marriage." Vita grins, unrepentant. "Harold insists on it."
"And Leonard doesn’t." The words come out sharper than intended.
Vita’s thumb grazes Virginia’s wrist. "Then marry me tonight."
It’s a joke. Of course, it’s a joke. Yet when Virginia laughs—a brittle, breathless sound—she hears herself say, "And what would that entail?"
Vita stands abruptly, champagne flute raised. "Ladies! Witness our wedding!" The party’s chatter stutters into bemused applause. She drags Virginia up, fingers laced tight. "Do you, Virginia Stephen—"
"Woolf—"
"—take me to be your scandalous wife?"
Virginia’s pulse thrums in her throat. The room tilts. Somewhere, a gramophone warbles *The Sheik of Araby*.
Then Vita sweeps an exaggerated bow. "You may now kiss the bride."
A hush. Virginia hesitates—this is absurd, this is impossible—then leans in. Her lips meet Vita’s like a sentence finding its full stop. Soft. Warmer than expected. When she pulls back, Vita’s pupils are blown wide.
"You," Vita breathes, "are full of surprises, Mrs. Woolf."