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It was a lovely day. The evening sky was dark even though it was only 6:07 p.m. because its winter.
Lowkctually it was freezing but saki is the sigma and the lion does not concern themself with the cold. So like the alpha she is, she powered through
Now, why was she even walking outside at this 67 hour?
For plot reasons obviously how could you think otherwise
Lowknyway, she then saw the literal love of her life before her... Rui Kamishiro... the fragrance...
Wow her boyfriend is so pretty! Well not boyfriend yet, but she has ghe plan. Saki loved him more than she loved her mewing streak, but you're not nerdy enough to understand.
He was walking ahead, so she jus ran up and jumpscared him like golden Freddy. If it was anyone else, they would be scared because when she scares she becomes a nightmare, but Rui was lowkenuinely him so he just pulled her close to his side with a smile.
You might be thinking, how does ts guy have so much rizz? This is actually because his barbershop haircut was aura farming
"Hello Saki! How are you!!"
"I'm doing just amazing bruh. I love you, Rui."
"Me too. So.. What are we, Saki?"
I feel a song coming on... Hit the drums, Honami!
"We are Charlie Kirk", she sings blowing Rui away with the aura
"Wow that was so tuff. Let's kiss."
"Yes"
Then they kissed which was kind of obvious since I just said it
After that Saki went home to her loving brother su casa 10ma. It was actually not her house its your house because su casa means your house. #spanishrizz
"Hi big bro! I'm back from my walk!"
"Welcome back my little sister! I was just practising my gloving because I know you love this niche sport!"
"Wow!!! I'm so happy!!!"
(Tsukasa didn't know what gloving was but well. If it makes Saki happy.)
Saki then had a strawberry milkshake and it was so good she had to pull the charlie kirk. She went to her sugoi room tuffly with four walls COUGH cough tsukasa Tenma and started doing her math homework. She picked up the calculator and wondered what she was typing when she was a diddy blud on the calculator. Now she only sees 67 on ts calculator...
And then she realised it was nearly the end of 2025. That's crazy... Next year it would be 2026 otherwise highkenuinely known as 1 A.K (after kirk)
Her phone rhen lit up and Kagamine Rin from her sekai waved hello to her. Saki loved Rin so much cause she was like a second version of her only more silly and they plotted exquisite plans to pso sb (piss shiho off so bad) togethed.
“Hello bro, are tou finished ur homework?”
“Yep! Thank goodness, i hate math...”
“Amazeballs! Now can you come to sekai for peactice?”
Wait.... she forgot about practice!!!!! Did i successully emphasize how shocking ts was?
“SHIT!! IM ON MY WAY”
Meanwhile, as the other three girls were waiting for TS GUY Shiho was grumbling.
“Ts guy bro... im lowkenuinely pmo’ed rn”
“How did she forgor?”, ichika asks
Then Saki burst through the door with Rin, “SORRY IM LATE GUYS!”
“Yeah you should be litle blud. Now lets get started.”
Then they excelently played their instruments so fire
“Right guys, let’s take a break for about six or seven minutes.”
“SIX SEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN” Saki screamed, doing the six seven hands
Shiho facepalmed. But she was used to this saki, so she finished the practice without kicking her our like she wanted to
Anyway, then they went to get some ramen cause everyone was hungry, all meeting up at the ramen shop, and quickly ordering after deciding what to get.
"I'm nightmare Freddy and I'm in your bed."
"Can you fucking let me eat my ramen in peace Saki."
“Sorry chat”
Shiho groans again. Honami just laughs awkwardly cause she doesnt know what she’s on about.
Seriously, if Saki starts singing about freddy or brainrot, im going to explode.
They all walked together after finsihinf their food to their houses, conversing about school stuff and random things as usual.
Then Saki suddenly breaks into song “I don’t know what i was typing, when i was a diddy blud–“
Then Shiho exploded her the end.