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Myname is noob and I'm Awesome noob happily thinksto themself as they walk along the awesome fun filled joyful streets of robloxia . And then 1zx1111x11 appears and he's like FUUUUUCCKKK YOU NOOB KYS IM 1X1X1X1 AND IM EVEIIIIILLLLLLL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fu c k. Noob is shaking and scared And then he wakes up because ? OMG it was a dream aren't we so shocked guys. His beautiful wife guest is sleeping right noext to him and as soon as s seeing their face noob bursts out into tears because Omggggg :spb: :sob: 😭😭😭😭😭v😭😭 Ouuugg EeEwueeheeehhhgg His wiiiiififeeeeee hs wiiiiiiiifffeeeeeeeeeee Guest wakes up n signs like "NOOB. WTF ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT" and noob sniffles n goes "Its cause ur so gorgeous my dear Kiss me on my hot mouth I'm feeling romantical"
And then they make out and live happily ever after. And 1c1x1x1x1 drops a pipebomb on them The end The end The end