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Kris was not happy. Worrying the whole day about their mom, having to fight a fucking Titan, coming home to see her drunk and partying with that damn skeleton, the fact those 2 would not SHUT UP. But the worst thing of all was what happened with Noelle. Kris decided to give the Soul a piece of their mind and put it in its place.
“You can toy around with me, but I draw the line at tormenting Noelle!” Kris yelled angrily.
The Soul just laughed at Kris’ anger, they tried threatening it more and even pulled out their knife. Then something weird happened.
[Soul:]
Sounds like you, really could do
With a little reminder of who you’re talking to
An angelic soul
Always there to guide the team
I dealt with you fairly, been patient, it's true
But remember, my dear
You're in my zoo
Don't you forget
You are my pet
I say when to sit and stay
Roll over, or go fetch
Don't you forget
There's no way out
You're a puppet til the day I gain my new vessel
Against their will, Kris also began to sing.
[Kris:]
I've served my purpose as the cage
Obeyed demands, contained my rage
Prepared myself for years on her behalf
[Soul:]
I know, and you're a total sucker for doing so!
[Kris:]
And from the moment you appeared
I’ve been filled with anger and fear
The least that you can do is spare Noelle
[Soul:]
She’ll be fine
Sing along, Kris, you know the words!
Don't you forget
[Kris:]
I won't forget
[Soul:]
You are my pet
[Kris:]
Yours since we met
[BOTH:]
I(You) say when to sit and stay
Play ball, or just play dead
[Soul:]
Don't you forget
[Kris:]
I'm in your net
[Soul:]
The coop can't be flown
[Kris:]
At least, not yet
[Soul:]
The moves you make are mine and mine alone
But don’t worry Kris, soon you’ll be on your own
The music stopped and Kris stood there confused, shocked, and horrified.