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"ora ora! get pregant get pregant get pregant!"
"NYAAAAAA!!"
*8 months later*
"im pregnant."
"bro what rhw hell..." ganger says, gobsmacked.
"i am pregant with twins! they are yours! step up as a father!" jax yells. he is angry.
"did I bust? did we have protection?" ganger cried silently.
"you need to step up as a father if you want to see your kids." jax says angrily. "stop getting high."
coping with the news, ganger says, "im staying high," and runs down the hallway to where she meets pomei.
"i cant be a father!" gangle cries.
"damn" pomei says
"So I think, you have to go home and be the greatest father." pomei says, advicefully.
as gangle walks away, a question plagued her mind. "Can I really be a great father?" she asks herself
"Fuh naw!!" she says. the girl has run away, because he is a criminal. she approaches a street lamp.
"its my time!" she says before she kills herself, jumping into oncoming traffic. "gulp"
meanwhile
"hi pomei where is ganger" jax asks over the phone. "oh she just killed herself" says pomei.
"oh no," jax says, looking down at the ribbun twins in his hands. he promptly abstracts.