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Premise: Dr. Weird created an interdimensional portal machine that dropped a lot of Pokémon into New Jersey and beyond. Eventually everybody ends up with a Pokémon partner of their own.
Master Shake - Mr. Sparkles the Meowscarada
Frylock - Morgan the Alakazam
Meatwad - Terrence the Umbreon
Carl - Dolly the Gardevoir
Dr. Weird - Orbeetle
Steve - Reuniclus
Rabbot - Iron Treads
Leprechauns - Impidimp
Mothmonsterman - Volcarona
Ignignokt - Luna the Clefable
Err - Rudolf the Clefairy
Oglethorpe - Spelman the Guzzlord
Emory - DeVry the Xurkitree
Ol' Drippy - Trubbish
MC Pee Pants - Slurpuff
Randy the Astonishing - Blacephalon
Mummy - Cofagrigus
Happy Time Harry - Banette
Jiggle Billy - Jigglypuff
Wwwyzzerdd - Porygon
Major Shake - Mimikyu
Romulox - Muk
Svetlana - Skitty
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future - Iron Valiant
Oog - Tyrantrum
Travis of the Cosmos - Nihilego
Wayne 'The Main Brain' McClane - Slowking
Universal Remonster - Magnemite
Trees - Trevenant
D.P. - Shuckle
Skeeter - Poipole
Dumbassahedratron - Porygon-Z
Wisdom Cube - Xatu
Willie Nelson - Ariados
Bingo - Mr. Mime
Billy Witch Doctor - Blaziken
Cliff - Lunatone
Robositter - Leavanny
Gorgotron - Lunala
Dusty Gozongas - Metagross
Dirtfoot - Tangela
Boost Mobile Phones - Rotom
Axe Body Spray - Aromatisse
Dr. Wongburger - Combusken
Rice Mascots - Pancham
Handbanana - Dachsbun
Spaghetti - Mabosstiff
Dan - Dusknoir
Ezekial - Fluff the Sprigatito
Chess Dragon - Kingambit
White Conjoined Aliens - Doduo
Carl Brain - Beheeyem
Carl Jr. - Elgyem
Walter Melon - Oddish
9-Layer Bean Burrito - Hatterene
Markula - Crobat
Robots - Bronzor and Bronzong
Sirens - Primarina
Paul - Heatran
Hoppy Bunny - Lopunny
Dummies - Shuppet and Shiny Shuppet
Bert Banana - Tropius
Tammy Tangerine - Lilligant
Mortimer Mango - Tsareena
Gene E. - Hoopa
She Creature - Milotic
Creature from Plaque Lagoon - Mawile
Drewbacca - Midnight Form Lycanroc
Lance Potter - Sliggoo
Pinball Birds - Azurill
Pod - Victreebel
Angel - Togekiss
Neilzabub - Obstagoon
Ghost of Smiley Junction - Gengar
One Hundred - Voltorb
Danny - Spidops
Allen - Eternatus
The Creditor - Granbull
Wi-tri - Snorunt
Lance - Marowak
Napkin Lad - Kartana
Uno, Yahtzee and Boggle - Houndoom
Time Warner - Celebi
Dr. Balthazar - Cyclizar
Zucotti Manicotti - Deoxys
Merlo - Malamar
Unbelievable Ron - Mismagius
Chimp Aliens - Aipom
Freda - Magearna
Zeebles - Galarian Ponyta
Don - Carvanha
Jungle Cat Honest Abe - Liepard
Brain Fairy - Shiinotic
Booger Fairy - Ribombee
The Hairy Bus - Revavroom
The Flesh Train - Shiny Revavroom
Jubilee - Grookey
Knappy - Delibird
Mappy - Relicanth
GPSy - Nosepass
Dr. Zord - Scorbunny