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Prompt: travelling
Bokuto needed something so he went to the place where he could get the stuffe
Ikea
Holy smorgasbord everything was there, like from the plushy owl things in the kids section
To das a spicy meatball at the café
The meatblalls aren’t spicy but his basic ass is sensitive so maybe yah spicy for boku babe
Bokuto went to his locale ikea and parked his tricycle in the disabled parking space. He cant dreive yet so he took his cousins trycicle. Bless her.
Thru the parking lot
He was exited seeing the yellow wals and the holes in the concrete walls
Up the elevator
Thru the initial display where he saw a gree n oval grill. Mental note he wanted to get that later with quarters from his hootie bank
He got the little cart and put the yellow bag inside. Bokuto loved yellow.
Bokuto got the little pencils too. Like 5
He stuck them in his hair
He went intot he first section of the store.couches. couches and cfancy chair and home things
Boku sat in the one with the soft fleecy coverings. He thogut he was at home
So his owl ass took a nap
For like 5 minutes because he was hungty and wanted the meatballs.
Bokuto backtracked to the food place(idkwhat its called I just follow my nose) and ordered the meatballs and lingonberry juicebox
Bokuto loves juiceboxex. They are his A E S T H E T I C
But then he felt sad because he had no one to share his food with(he shared regualerly with akaaesh since theyRE LIEKbesties and feed each other
Hhe got up and took his plaet and put it in the basket(yello bag)
“imam get a container and take it to akaaesh, he likey this”
Bolut retraced his path thru the store(becauseseriouslyuneedtobecarefulandpayattentiontothesignsbecauseuwillgetlostbecidid)
U kno the employees are actually people who ever found their way out
He left little birb seeds and stuff as a trail
Now he was at the container section
With all the kitchen A E S T H E T I C things and all the pretty colors and container stuff
You see, Bokuto has this thing where he takes things from a container and put ts them into a different container. But like it has to bel clear and glass
He wants to be witchy and feel like he has potions
He even has the coconut oil he uses as lotion in a jar.bokuto takes god care of his skin
So he founde like a ton of jars and put htem in the basket
“o shite yah them meatballs, I put them int a jar for akeesh”
Bokuto put the rest of his food in a jar for akeesh
He went ont and to the bedroom secton
So many beds
Square beds
Thin beds
C I R C L E beds
Normal beds
Bokuto looked at the sheets. no hootie prints. Bokuto was gonna sue ikea for not satisfying the customer
“hey hey hye, u got hootie prints” he asked
“yah, in dem kidz suction” de employee(prisoner) said
Bokuto made his way to the kids section with the maps in the store because he did not want to become a prisoner
Bunche of kds, little tikes . Bokuto sat on a chair. His butt got stuck. Asked a 5 ear old for help
Got freed
He saw some fish plushies and carrot plushies and a snek(boku didn’t like sneks bec u know y bec)
he saw a heart plushie and got it for akhsee so htat he will always have his heart with him(oh so romantic!!)
He saw a carrot plushie and put it in the pit of his cart and because it reminded him of akheeesh since he made his world brighter and since carrots help with sight
*there have been no proven statistical analysis on carrot consumption and eyesight improvement. Please talk to your doctor about eye treatments.
Bokuto saw the kiddie blankets and saw a hootie print. SLAM DUNK INTO THE CART along with a hootie dinner set
Romantic dinner with the bae <3
Boku then went to the carpet secton
Bokuto loved carpets. They feelt so soft ans nice under his tootsies he didn’t have a mattress.
He slept on two carpets. So nice
Sleeping on a firm surface helps with back pain since he move a lotte with the practice and wanting to carry akhseee everywhere bec he loved him so much
Its taxing
Boku saw a ton of retty blankets. One made of sheep. So soft. But was like 10,000 yen so no
He save that mone for akhseee and his bday
Bokuto then saw a carpet that reminded him of frozen. He didn’t like frozen because it was getting too popular. The kids in his hood would not stop singing
Save him
He den saw a rug that was very pretty
Pretty like akhseee. But in a rug-y way
He got it because it matched his eyes
Pretty like water. But deep water with algae
Yah
He den sawa rugh that was hella rad. He got it for his room so he could sleep on it
it reminded him of his bro keroo
Bokuto thought he was cool
He den went to the lamps section
So many pretty things to hang
Like owl eyes in the nighte. Bright
He saw a lamp that hung from the ceiling
It was like all frilly and stuff and looked like a dendelion
“ooh dam imam get that and put it in the school gym and its gonna be cool”
SLAM DUNK INTO THE BASKET
Bokuto then walked around randomly, of course taking precaution of reading the arrows on the
Floor. He did not want to get lost
Den he stopped at the couches and looked at the treasures he collected.
So many cool things
He den went to the registrar and bought the things
But since his love for aksheee was expensive, he took off one shoe to pay
He loved aksheee, a shoe was worth it
He den went down to the parking lot and took off the big chain off his tricycle.
All the stuff fit onto the makeshift basket he added before going.
Off into the sunset he rode, eager to show his hootie buddy his spoils