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F1 Grid 2026
Lando
Had a great time last night :)
Alex
Think you’re in the wrong chat, mate
Pierre
????
George
YOU WENT ON A DATE???
Carlos
Interesting.
Lando
Ignore that. Please.
Alex
Not happening
Oscar
How did you manage to text the wrong chat, mate?
Lando
I DON’T KNOW
I’M STILL HALF-ASLEEP
Max
Stop blowing up my phone over this
I don’t care about Lando’s date
Lando
I agree we should stop
Not the second part though
Max
This chat is for grid purposes, no?
Lando’s love life is not included in that
Geroge
I’m making an exception this time
Lando
????
George
Shouldn’t have texted us that, mate
You did this to yourself
Gabriel
Who is the guy
Alex:
Do we know him?
Lando
Why are you assuming it’s a guy
Alex
Nice try
Lando
???????
Carlos
I am hurt you did not tell me about this date
But it sounds like it went well, yes?
Lando
It was good.
That’s all I’m saying
Yuki
Boo
Ollie
I agree with Yuki. Boo.
Tell us more
Lando
No.
Lewis
Ease off, guys
If he doesn’t want to say, he doesn’t have to
Lando
Thank you lewis
Geroge
We will find out Lando
Lando
I feel threatened
Alex
It’s a promise
Lando
I am scared
I am also done with this conversation
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Arthur Leclerc
Arthur
I know it is Charles
Lando
??????
He told you?
Arthur
More like he can’t keep a secret
Lando
Thanks for not saying anything
Arthur
I just think it will be hilarious once they all find out
They are in for a shock
Lando
They’d never guess Charles
Arthur
btw you are bad at texting
Lando
?
Arthur
Mate, I am so confused about how you texted the grid chat
Lando
I WASN’T AWAKE YET
Arthur
Make sure you’re awake next time
Lando
I WILL BE
Arthur
Charles was very giddy last night
Said the date was really nice
And that you were nervous but really sweet
Lando
Oh my god
Arthur
You make him happy
Lando
He makes me happy too
Arthur
Hurt him and you are dead
Lando
Message received
But I would never
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Charles❤️
Lando
Just so you know, I texted the wrong
chat this morning. I sent a text
about last night to the grid
Charles❤️
Arthur told me
He thinks it is very funny
I do too
Lando
CHARLES???
Charles❤️
Sorry but it is a bit funny
Lando
I hate you
Charles❤️
Liar
Lando
Yes I am but I do not need
to be teased by you as well
Charles❤️
But it is fun
Lando
I have not known peace since
I sent that message. Have mercy
on me please
Charles❤️
Fine fine
Lando
Thank you
Charles❤️
I had fun too by the way 😘
Lando
I’m glad : )
This means I did not mess
anything up right?
Charles❤️
Of course not. I am
still very much into you
Lando
Good because I’m still
very much obsessed with you
Charles❤️
You should come over
Lando
Yeah?
Charles❤️
Leo misses you
Lando
Just Leo?
Charles❤️
I might miss you too
Lando
Be there in ten
Charles❤️
See you soon :)
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2019 Rookies
Geroge
Are they someone we know?
Alex
Random civilian?
George
Civilian💀
Alex
Lando? Hello?
Lando
No.
Alex
No to what?
Lando
Just no
Alex
You are no fun, mate
George
Give us ONE thing
Lando
No
George
Boo
Alex
Boo
Lando
Very mature
George
This is very important lando
Lando
You guys are too invested.
When you know, you’ll know
Alex
:(
George
:(
Lando
He has a great smile
Alex
??
George
??
Lando
That’s all you get
Alex
It’s something
George
And we know it’s a guy now
Lando
Can I have some peace now?
George
Probably not
Lando
Yeah should have known
Alex
Sorry lando but this is the
best thing to happen over break
Lando
Glad it’s entertaining you, but I
need to go. Have other things to do
George
I’m sure you do
Lando
GEROGE
George
Am I lying?
Lando
Oh my god
I hate you
George
Sure you do
Lando
You better watch out
Alex
Very scary lando
George
I’m terrified
Lando
Die
George
Well fuck you too
Lando
I’m leaving now
Alex
Nooo stay
Geroge
You’re entertaining us
Lando
Yeah, not a chance
My bf is better company so bye
George
BOYFRIEND???
Alex
????????
George
IT’S THAT SERIOUS
WHAT?????
Alex
LANDO
LANDO GET BACK HERE
George
Mate you can’t say that and leave
Alex
Unbelievable
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F1 Grid 2026
George
Lando has a bf
Pierre
Thought we knew that, no?
Did we not just find out earlier?
Alex
Yeah, but like, they are actually dating
George
Lando said so
Max
Good for him
Now stop blowing up my phone
Carlos
Did you get a name?
Max
I hate all of you
George
No but we’re working on it
Carlos
I will try as well
Arthur
You are all evil but keep me updated
George
Will do 👍
Lewis
Boundaries no longer exist, huh?
Alex
Sorry lewis but this is very important
George
^^^
Pierre
Not even a little curious lewis?
Lewis
Not really
Gabriel
I am!
Ollie
Same here!
Alex
We’ll figure it out guys
Geroge
You can count on us
Max
You are all terrible
Alex
Yeah we know
George
It’s just friend things, mate
Max
I hope that Lando’s bf never has to text you
Lando
Me too
George
?????
Alex
????
Lando
The longer he avoids you two, the
longer he can keep his peace
George
Rude
Alex
Rude
Lando
I’m going back to my bf now
Bye everyone and stop blowing
this chat up. Max might kill you all
Max
Thanks, mate
Lando
I’d turn my phone off.
I’m going to do it. Protect
your peace Max.
Max
I’m going to
Have fun with your bf
Lando
Thanks Max :)