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Clint huffed, at Tony's antics. Tony wanted to prank Fury, and the was no way that it wouldn't have any backlash, especially, if it was on a whim.
“This isn't gonna work, ya know? I'm the kind of person who likes to think things through.” Clint sighed. Natasha snickered at that, and Peter looked like he was using all of his willpower to clamp his mouth closed, trying to keep his laughter at bay.
“What? Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.” Nat countered, clearly calling bullshit. Hawkeye just rolled his eyes.
“It was one time!” I reminded her.
“Isn't one time enough?” Bruce replied.
“What about the time you used your bow and arrow to stop the ice cream truck, because you didn't want to run after it?” Peter reminded him. Clint sighed, again.
“It worked!” Barton protested.
“But you blew out one of the tires, and traumatized the children.” Tony supplied. Clint glowered at his friends.
“No one died!” He protested.
“Even I know that's a weak argument.” Loki spoke up.
“What is this? Pick on Hawkeye day?” Clint fumed.
“I mean, it could be? What do you think? Brother?” Loki mused, trying to get Thor's attention.
“Works for me.” Thor agreed.
“This isn't the point! What about Fury?” Tony spoke up.
“What I spell the outside of his eyepatch to change colors every minute or so?” Wanda suggested.
“Oh, that could work.” Bruce admitted.
“Great, then it’s settled.”