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I Want Ruijerd Superdia For Christmas

Summary:

A MT parody of the song "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas"

This idea randomly got stuck in my head a while ago, so now you get to suffer too

In case you don't know the song from hearing it every year, here's a link to it on youtube:
https://youtu.be/57vrqCENNPc

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

I want Ruijerd Superdia for Christmas

Only Ruijerd Superdia will do

I don't want a friend, no dinky schoolboy

I want Ruijerd Superdia to cherish and enjoy

 

I want Ruijerd Superdia for Christmas

I don't think Saint Millis will mind, do you?

He won’t need to go through Chaos Breaker too

Just bring him through Orsted’s place

That's the easier thing to do

 

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Creeping down the stairs

Oh, what joy and what surprise

When I open up my eyes

To see my green-hair hero standing there

 

I want Ruijerd Superdia for Christmas

Only Ruijerd Superdia will do

No Paul Greyrats, or Rudeuses

I only like Ruijerd Superdiases

And Ruijerd Superdiases like me too

 

Roxy says a Superd would eat me up, but then 

Rudy says Ruijerd is to all children a friend

 

There's lots of room for him in our Ranoa house

I'd love him there, care for him there

And be his doting spouse

 

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Creeping down the stairs

Oh, what joy and what surprise

When I open up my eyes

To see my green-hair hero standing there

 

I want Ruijerd Superdia for Christmas

Only Ruijerd Superdia will do

No Paul Greyrats, or Rudeuseses

I only like Ruijerd Superdiaseses

And Ruijerd Superdiases like me too

Notes:

And now back to my regularly scheduled not posting

See you in AMTAYN Ch6 or the other thing I'm working on for a friend, whichever comes first