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The lean queen

Summary:

I found this old crack story based on what happened when me and a friend were fucking around in Ponytycoon

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Once upon a time, two brother salesmen went past Ponytycoon selling hedgehogs that were actually French, Dutch, and Belgian hamsters, and parrots that were painted to look like penguins.

Once they earned so much from their summoning of hedgehogs, one of them purchased a mysterious drink named LEAN.

The other brother, Yummi, told him, “No, no! Don’t drink it! It is too powerful!” But the other was so stubborn that he drank it, and so Fluttershy became Flutter High.

And so the war between the brothers began. The Sober King fought for years against the Lean Queen. After one heinous battle, the Lean Queen was never seen again.

Years later, Symphony moves to Ponytycoon. As they make investments, they become the Lean Queen’s new target. The brothers finally work together as salesmen again, but Yummi is under the influence of lean and under the control of the Lean Queen.

The Lean Queen urges them to drink the lean. The Lean Queen successfully leans his brother, but his brother successfully warns them to keep fighting against the lean. However, the radiance of the lean kills Yummi.

The Lean Queen is defeated by the power of property invasion after an old Mexican grandma screams at the two. And Symphony wins the most powerful weapon of Ponymanity: Minos Prime.