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"that date was great, babe! but.. it’s getting a bit late.. i should get home." 9 sat up and stretched, letting out a sigh. "bye, pumpkin pie snookier doodle."
"B-B-BYE, ALPHA!!!!!! oh my gosh, i can't believe i'm dating 9!" 6 shouted, jumping to hug 9. what the fuck was wrong with that twink…
"yeah, yeah, that’s enough. get off." 9 murmured, and 6 could’ve SWORN he heard 9 call him a faggot under his breath.
"O-OKAY!!! BYE, ALPHA!!!!" as soon as 6 said that, 9 ran out the house. toxic yaoi type shit..
outside, 7 was in the bushes, watching from afar. he clenched his fists, gripping his knife tighter.
before 9 could open his car door, he heard a crunch come from behind him, causing him to turn around. "wha- AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
7 fucking JUMPED on him, stabbing him or whatever repeatedly. "YEAH, TAKE THAT, FAGGOT." 7 shouted, as if he himself wasn't gay and like.. killing a random guy JUST to date a twink.
after 9 stopped screaming and stopped moving, 7 just. fucking.. cut his arm off and ate it.
"tastes like FAGGOTRY… with a hint lemon zest!"
um um timeskip
6 was sobbing aggressively in the police station, occasionally punching a wall for some reason…????
"OUGH! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!! OUH OUH OUH… AND I DIDN’T EVEN GET TO SLURP HIS DIH ONE LAST TIME!!!" 6 screamed, getting up and throwing a chair at one of the officers.
"hey… what… you can't do that… ouch brah…" officer 4's legs were now broken or something.. that chair really hurt.
officer 3 walked in, stepping directly on 4 because she honestly didn’t give a shit… 3 looked at 6, confused. why the fuck is he banging on a window is this twink okay….?????
"um. hey twink… i think we like… caught the guy or something." 3 said, watching as 6 turned around with a gay ass look on his face or something...
"OH MY GYATT???????? WHO IS IT????" 6 shouted, standing up.
"..it was 8. your… ex."