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Everyone Loves Isagi Yoichi (Unfortunately)

Summary:

Isagi Yoichi’s relationship with a soccer-illiterate girl is going public. This is deeply inconvenient for a large number of professional soccer players who fell for Isagi and were not emotionally prepared for this announcement.

Notes:

I'm just a Isagi-centric writer so I wrote this rom-com. And I love creating a ofc that is a little bad-ass that makes suitors suffer.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Meltdown of a Half-brother

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Michael Kaiser froze the instant he stepped into the room.

Of all people, he had not expected to see that black-haired striker here.

 

Four or five years had passed since the Neo Egoist League wrapped, and Isagi Yoichi—now head dipped slightly, posture easy—had settled into a steadier, more mature version of his former self. But those eyes… those deep sapphire eyes hadn’t changed at all: calm as open water, clear enough to drown in. When Isagi finally looked up, Kaiser felt as though something reached straight into his chest and dragged his soul up by the collar.

His heartbeat went straight off-script.

The blonde striker inhaled sharply, then plastered on a relaxed smile. In one smooth, totally rehearsed motion, he pushed a hand through his blond hair—tilting his face just so to catch the lighting—and raised an eyebrow like a man auditioning for his own perfume commercial.

“And what brings you to my place, Yoichi?”

 

It did not occur to him—very conveniently—that Isagi should not have a key to his apartment. Or perhaps it did, but he immediately soothed himself with a delusion ripped straight from a narcissist’s romance novella:

Obviously Isagi loves me enough to secretly copy my key. Shockingly, the thought made him feel better.

 

Smothering the smug smile threatening to bloom across his face, Kaiser glided across the room in three long strides and dropped onto the sofa, leaving a perfectly calculated gap—one suggestive enough to qualify as an invitation.

Isagi, however, merely sighed and turned toward him. Kaiser snapped upright like a soldier called to attention, mistaking the sigh for something meaningful.

“…Well,” Isagi murmured, “if we’re going to be family someday, we should probably get along.”

Kaiser stopped breathing.

Family?

Isagi had already thought that far ahead?

His pulse shot into overdrive, hammering so loudly he was convinced his ribs were acting as amplifiers. Heat rushed straight to his cheeks. His fingers bunched in the hem of his shirt as a highlight reel of every interaction he’d ever had with Isagi blitzed through his mind at light speed.

Isagi looked at him with earnest, devastating sincerity.

Kaiser swallowed hard.

Only people starved for affection reacted like this.

Kaiser had wanted love long before he knew what to call it. He craved warmth, attention, kindness; anything that proved he mattered. But wanting it and trusting it were two very different things. Somewhere along the way, he’d learned that reaching out first was dangerous. 

So even now, having fallen for Isagi’s blinding brilliance ages ago, fear sat in his chest like a nail driven too deep to pull out. He wanted to say it. Wanted to step forward, to be honest, to be soft for once.

But softness had never kept him safe. Winning had.

If Yoichi confessed first, then Kaiser wouldn’t be the one begging. He wouldn’t be the one exposed. He could accept love without ever admitting how badly he’d needed it. He could stand there, chosen, desired—secure in the illusion that this, too, was something he had conquered.

And so he waited. His hand curled into a fist.

 

Yes. Say it, Isagi. Say it. Just—

 

“…My brother-in-law.”

Silence.

“…WHAT????”

 

“Michael, you’re back?”

A blond girl stepped in from the balcony, sliding the door shut behind her.

For half a second, the room lost all sound.

She had the same pale blond hair as Kaiser—lighter at the ends, catching the sun—but hers fell loose around her shoulders, soft and unstyled in a way that looked effortless rather than careless. Her eyes were a clear, open sky-blue, bright with the kind of calm that came from never having to brace herself against the world. She wore an oversized cream cardigan over a simple dress, bare-faced, glowing faintly with the polished innocence of a clean-girl aesthetic perfected to industry level.

Isagi shot to his feet the instant he saw her.

Kaiser’s mind emptied like a hard drive yanked out mid-process.

The black-haired man reached for her hand without hesitation. “Madeline said she hadn’t told you yet—that we’re dating?”

The word dating came down like a hammer.

Kaiser slammed his palm against the table and surged to his feet, chair scraping sharply across the floor. He stared at the blond woman—Madeline Eschenbach—and the resemblance hit him all at once, sharp enough to sting. The same bone structure. The same coloring. Too similar to be coincidence.

And yet everything else was wrong.

If Michael Kaiser was a thorned blue rose bred for spectacle and blood, then Madeline was a white lily placed carefully in morning light—clean, untouched, faintly scented with expensive skincare and quiet privilege.

That contrast only fed the fire in his chest.

 

“Madeline?!” he barked, pointing accusingly. “When did you start messing around with Yoichi?!”

 

Isagi frowned, genuinely thrown by the outburst.

Completely unaware of Kaiser’s very real, very unspoken crush, he reacted on instinct—stepping neatly in front of Madeline, one arm half-raised as if shielding her from an unreasonable older brother with poor emotional regulation.

“If you have something to say, say it to me,” Isagi said firmly. “Why are you yelling at your sister?”

Kaiser froze mid-breath.

 

In Isagi’s mind, the puzzle had already clicked together...just entirely wrong. Madeline had mentioned her relationship with her brother was strained, so Isagi earnestly concluded that this was misdirected concern: an overprotective sibling failing spectacularly at communication. He even found himself sympathizing. If one of his friends dated his sister, he’d probably react badly too.

With that completely incorrect confidence, Isagi met Kaiser’s glare head-on.

“I’m serious about Madeline,” he said. “I’ll treat her well.”

Kaiser nearly combusted on the spot.

That was his line. The line Isagi was supposed to say while standing beside him—aimed squarely at every Blue Lock rival arrogant enough to think they stood a chance with Yoichi.

This wasn’t just wrong. This was a nightmare written by someone who hated him personally.

 

Kaiser tried to hold himself together, but the corner of his mouth twitched and a sharp crease cut between his brows. The damage was obvious.

Madeline noticed immediately.

Of course she did. She’d always known her half-brother had feelings for Yoichi. In fact—if she were being honest—her initial interest in Yoichi had started precisely because of Michael. It was difficult not to notice when someone looked at another person like gravity itself had shifted.

She couldn’t blame him. Yoichi was, frankly, unfair. Being with him felt like hovering just above the ground—light, warm, and faintly unreal, as if reality had been softened at the edges. A luxury one didn’t realize they were indulging in until it was already theirs.

So before anyone else could make a move towards this brilliant being, Madeline acted. Calmly. Quickly.

The girl secured what she wanted, placing Yoichi carefully, decisively, on hold. 

 

“Six months ago, at a sponsor event,” Isagi continued, completely oblivious to the emotional wreckage in front of him, “I met Madeline. I was drawn to how steady and gentle she is. She says things I don’t always understand, but… she’s sincere.”

He turned to her, expression soft with unmistakable softness.

 

“Sincere?” Kaiser laughed sharply. It came out brittle. “She sells a curated fantasy lifestyle to strangers for money. What sincerity is there in that? Isagi, you’re not twelve. Stop being naïve.”

Isagi sighed, the way one did when dealing with someone who had completely missed the point.

“You present our friendship on social media too,” he replied calmly, tone almost instructional. “And that’s clearly manufactured. How is this any different? It’s image management. Running an account is Madeline’s profession.”

He turned and smiled at her with warmth and trust; then, he laced their fingers together.

If there had been a camera in the room, Kaiser’s face would have required an immediate content warning and heavy blurring.

The look he shot Isagi was raw, unfiltered, and feral.

 

Madeline blinked her sky-blue eyes, then slipped her arm more snugly through Isagi’s, leaning in just enough to look intimate while still appearing demure. When she spoke, her voice was soft, airy, perfectly modulated—the tone of someone who drank green juice and ruined lives before noon.

“Liebling,” she murmured gently, “maybe Michael’s childhood trauma makes it difficult for him to communicate properly. He might just be worried that if you’re dating me, you’ll have less energy for football…”

She paused, thoughtful. “…and less emotional space to take care of him on the field.”

Concern. Compassion. Absolute murder.

The sweetness of her delivery was surgical. It felt sympathetic, soothing, and glazed in high-end skincare and generational privilege.

Kaiser’s eye twitched.

You know exactly what you’re doing, you damn Madeline.

 

“Oh,” Isagi said, visibly relieved, comprehension dawning at last. He turned and clapped a supportive hand on Kaiser’s shoulder. “I get it now. Don’t worry. Dating Madeline won’t affect our rivalry or teamwork at all.”

That’s not the problem!!!!

Kaiser stared at them, vision burning, while Madeline glowed with polite, devastating triumph.

“Who said that was the issue?!” he snapped.

“…Then what is it?” Isagi asked, brows knitting in genuine confusion. And that expression—open, baffled, criminally sincere—hit Kaiser like a personal attack. It was soft. It was earnest. It was unfairly adorable. His temper spiked on instinct.

 

Why couldn’t Isagi see it?

Kaiser had made it perfectly clear. He’d shown it in the only language he knew how to speak. By provoking him. By chasing him down relentlessly. By orbiting him like gravity and insisting it was rivalry.

Was that not obvious enough? That was how Kaiser expressed affection—through sharp edges and constant pressure, through loud challenges and refusing to leave someone alone. If he wasn’t picking a fight, then he wasn’t interested. 

And yet Isagi was clueless as ever.

Unbelievable.

Honestly, this was Isagi’s fault. If someone spent years antagonizing you this consistently, how could you not realize it was love? And why did this lifestyle influencer—this pastel-colored anomaly—get to stand at Isagi’s side instead?

 

His throat locked up. Every confession jammed behind the same old wall of fear and pride, useless as ever.

Madeline, meanwhile, smiled with gentle, infuriating calm—the kind that came from knowing she had already won.

“All right, Liebling,” she said gently, the way one soothed a child on the verge of a tantrum.

“Since we all want things to stay peaceful with Michael, and with all of your friends; we’ll make our relationship public today. That way, you won’t have to worry anymore, Michael. Everything’s clear now.”

The blonde sounded like she was speaking to an upset child in an organic supermarket.

 

Kaiser’s eyes blazed. “Get. Out.”

And with that, he spun on his heel, marched into his bedroom, and slammed the door hard enough to make a decorative frame rattle.

Isagi stayed frozen in the living room, blinking, hands half-raised like someone who’d just walked into the wrong meeting.

Madeline, who understood her brother’s emotional circuitry down to the smallest malfunction, didn’t even flinch.

“Uh… Kaiser,” Isagi tried, raising his voice toward the closed door. “I brought you a gift—”

“I don’t want it! Take it with you!” came the muffled shout from inside, petulant and unmistakably sulky.

Isagi stared at the door for a solid three seconds, expression blank.

“…Should I… put it down anyway?” he asked quietly.

Madeline had already taken the bag from his hands. She set it neatly on the coffee table, adjusted the handles so they were aligned, and then, without a word, pointed calmly toward the front door.

Efficiency. Grace. Finality.

Isagi nodded at once. “Oh. Right.”

 

Outside, Munich’s evening air was cool and clean, brushing past them as Madeline slipped into the passenger seat and stretched, shoulders loosening as if she’d finally exhaled.

Isagi laughed at the sight—at how, for once, the pristine influencer composure cracked just a little. A faint flush crept up her cheeks.

“Liebling,” she said lightly, tugging her seatbelt into place, “don’t look at me like that.”

“Are you okay?” Isagi asked, voice soft with concern. “You weren’t scared, were you? He was pretty intense… though, honestly, I think he was holding back.”

Madeline’s shoulders relaxed at once. Whatever tension lingered melted cleanly away.

To Isagi, the girl beside him was simply someone he cared about though she had millions of followers, immaculate feeds, and perfect lighting.

“I’m fine,” she murmured. “It’s not my first time meeting my half-brother.”

Isagi started the engine, still visibly puzzled. After a beat, he sighed.

“I just… don’t really get why he reacted like that.”

 

Madeline hummed, tapping a fingertip thoughtfully against her lips. When she spoke again, her tone was mild, almost playful—eyes wide with an innocence that was technically true.

“Hmm. Maybe he felt a little… doubly betrayed?” she suggested. “His rival and his sister, together.”

She smiled sweetly, watching the road ahead, as if she hadn’t just nudged the situation in exactly the direction she wanted. The influencer spoke then with the calm assurance of someone who journaled nightly about boundaries, nervous-system regulation, and “raise her inner child.”

 

“I do understand him,” she said gently. “Growing up like that, he probably never learned what safe love feels like. But that’s his journey to work through. You can care about someone and still let them heal on their own.” 

Her lips curved into a small, serene smile. “All we can really do is wish him well—and stay aligned with what feels healthy for us.”

Then, Madeline pulled out her phone, the earlier tension evaporating as if it had never existed.

“So,” she said, already scrolling, “my football idiot—I’ve scheduled our announcement photos. Want to see?”

“You decide,” Isagi replied without hesitation, eyes on the road. “I trust you.”

Her smile softened at that.

 

The car stereo chimed, obediently switching tracks—from Isagi’s upbeat J-pop playlist to Madeline’s carefully curated calming energy mix, all gentle instrumentals and unobtrusive beats designed to lower heart rates and raise engagement.

Isagi barely noticed.

 

@The M. Method

Grateful for moments that arrive gently and feel true.

Honoring our individual paths, while choosing to support one another with intention and care. 

His dedication to his craft remains unwavering—and it will always deserve respect, focus, and the loudest applause.

#IntentionalLiving #AlignedEnergy #SoftButStrong #GroundedJoy #BalancedLife

[Image: Two intertwined hands resting on an open, timeworn book—one calloused and strong, the other pale and nude-polished, sunlight cutting diagonally across the page.]

 

If Madeline’s post alone hadn’t been enough to send ripples through the internet, Isagi Yoichi’s official account reposting it certainly finished the job.

The internet didn’t just react—it detonated.

Even a few Blue Lock official accounts—clearly wrestling with their agents offscreen—ended up retweeting in barely contained shock, throwing fuel straight onto the fire.

Back at home, blissfully insulated from the fallout, Isagi accepted a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice with a quiet thanks. Madeline leaned into his side, relaxed now, a small satisfied smile playing on her lips.

“Liebling,” she murmured, “we’re finally public.”

“Yeah,” Isagi replied softly. After a brief pause, he added, a little sheepish, “Was it hard for you? Having to keep us hidden like that?”

He squeezed her hand gently. “Now that we don’t have to anymore, it’ll be fine.”

“I know,” she said, voice barely above a whisper. “Thank you, Liebling.”

Up close, without makeup or careful lighting, faint shadows lingered beneath her eyes—evidence of long nights juggling schedules, edits, and carefully curated calm. Isagi noticed immediately.

“You should get some rest,” he said gently.

Instead of answering, she reached up, cupped his face, and kissed him—quick and sudden, warmth blooming before he could even react.

“Ma—Madeline,” he managed, utterly flustered.

She giggled softly and leaned in again, lingering this time, clearly delighted by how easily she’d caught him off guard. Her lips brushed his as she whispered, amused and tender all at once, “I love you, Liebling.”

Before he could gather himself, she gave a playful tap of her tongue against his lip, then slipped away toward the bedroom, turning just long enough to blow him a kiss as the door clicked shut behind her.

Isagi let out a long, unsteady breath, cheeks burning.

No matter how prepared he thought he was, he would never quite be ready for the way Madeline loved him when they were no longer in the public eye. In contrast to her immaculate composure before others, her affection in private was startlingly open and unapologetically bold—arriving in sudden, overwhelming floods.

 

Of course, when Isagi went to their shared bedroom, he had absolutely no idea just how much chaos their announcement was causing online.

…Or how much was still waiting for him in real life.