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[Yumi-san added You, Shiratori-san, Megure-keibu and Chiba to a group chat]
Sato-san
Okay Yumi now I'm confused
What is the meaning for this
Yumi-san
Just wait for like one second
(You) Takagi
What is going on?
Megure-keibu
Yumi-kun what is the meaning of this
Yumi-san
Sorry Sir but this is necessary for the sake of all our sanity
[Yumi-san changed the group chat name to Conan Alert]
Sato-san
Oh I get it now
Chiba
wait im still confused what is going on
(You) Takagi
Please tell me this isn't what I think it is
Yumi-san
A group chat about a certain case magnet gremlin?
Then yes it is
Shiratori-san
Aren't you exaggerating that a bit, Miyamoto-san?
He's just a child.
Megure-keibu
I agree with Shiratori-kun
Also wouldn't it be fitting if it were Mouri-kun
Yumi-san
Okay first of all Shiratori fuck u
Second Megure-keibu we all know that Conan is the main problem when it comes to these cases
[Forward message - Yumi-san : [ Okay first of all Shiratori fuck u ]]
Shiratori-san
Really Miyamoto-san? How immature of you.
Yumi-san
Fuck off
(You) Takagi
As much as I don't want to say this
But she has a point
Sato-san
I agree with Takagi-kun
Yumi-san
SEE
Thank you Miwako
Oh and Takagi-kun too
Chiba
but isnt conan-kun a kid tho
this morally questionable
Yumi-san
I would sass you like I did with Shiratori here
But since your new I'll let you witness the absolute nightmare this kid brings
Shiratori-san
*you're
Yumi-san
FUCK OFF SHIRATORI
(You) Takagi
I get that Conan-kun is a bit of a hand full
Yumi-san
A 'bit'?
(You) Takagi
...
Okay maybe not a bit
But Yumi how are you involved in this?
Since you're not in the homicide department
Yumi-san
Listen
That gremlin has been speeding down streets on that skateboard of his trying to catch one criminal after another
He is as much as a problem for me as much he is to you
(You) Takagi
...
So you basically made an Amber Alert for Conan-kun in the form of a group chat
Yumi-san
Yes basically now that I think about it
Sato-san
Wait Amber Alert?
What is that
Shirator-san
Even I don't what that is.
Chiba
i think ive heard of it before
idk
(You) Takagi
Oh right Japan doesn't have that
An 'Amber Alert' is a message distributed by a child abduction alert system to ask the public for help in finding abducted children, a system originated in the United States
Although there are different regional alert names such as 'Levi's Call', 'Maile Amber Alert', 'Morgan Nick Amber Alert', 'Rachael Alert' and 'Monkey's Law'
Megure-keibu
Takagi
(You) Takagi
Yes Megure-keibu?
Megure-keibu
As much as I appreciate your knowledge on some matters
Please do not explain this matter further
Chiba
whats wrong with takagi-san info dumping us
Sato-san
Chiba you poor naive soul
Chiba
?
huh
Shiratori-san
Should we tell him?
Yumi-san
Nah let him figure it out
Chiba
okay now im more confused and concern
(You) Takagi
:(
[Forward message - (You) Takagi : [ :( ]]
Sato-san
Okay now how the hell can you make me feel bad with an emoji
A text one in fact
Shiratori-san
Even I feel bad
Yumi-san
Same
Megure-keibu
That's the effect he has
I'm pretty sure everyone in his family has that effect
Also Yumi-kun Shiratori-kun
Shiratori-san
Yes Megure-keibu?
Yumi-san
?
Megure-keibu
It's nice to see you two agreeing with one and other
Yumi-san
WHAT
FUCK NO
Sato-san
Well that was short lived
(You) Takagi
Welp I'm not dealing with this
I'm going to go back in writing my reports