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Jack was playing with his friends Danny and Andy on a summer day, wearing his favorite pair of thong sandals.
His momma Gina told him to stop wearing those darn things outside to play with his friends, but he didn’t wanna listen.
They played ball on the sidewalk and in the grass, and cars came by super fast.
Next thing ya know, Andy kicked the basketball super high and it landed in the road.
From what Jack could see, only looking to his right, no cars were comin’.
So, getting that thing couldn’t hurt nobody…
Danny and Andy with scared faces, and a grimacing mouth with braces watched Jack wander his butt into the street.
And because of those sandals that his momma told him not to wear, and because his hard-headed self was runnin’, he tripped, fell and cracked his skull open.
Hit The Road, Jack.