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I walked into the office, white blouse, black flares, hair done up, and the emotional stability of a baby that's just shit itself twice.
I sat down in my seat, already dreading the day and I hadn't even logged on yet, damn did I miss my couch.
"Hello!" A high pitched ass voice came from behind me, like fucking high pitched, like scraping a fork off a chalkboard high pitched.
"Oh, hello." I said back, and spun my chair around and snorted.
She short as fuck, her facial features looked like they were AI generated from C.AI and she was fucking built like it too.
"Hello! I'm Y/N, I'm 3'7, long brunette hair that I was bullied for in school, bright blue eyes that shine like orbs and an hourglass body." She introduced herself as if she was a narrator in her own movie.
That's lovely I don't fucking care, but I chose to be civil and polite.
"Nice to meet you...y/N?" I said, though it was more of a question because I wasn't sure if I was staring at a sex doll or a real human being.
"Do you know where the CEO's office is?" She asked, fiddling with her fingers that looked more like crippled shrimps than they did fingers.
"It's right behind you." I held back the urge to say dumbass, but it said it in brass fucking letters and brail, it was not hard to see at all.
"Oh thank You!" She said In a frequency that only dogs could hear.
She walked in.
And didn't come out for another 5 hours.
The interview was only supposed to be 45 minutes.