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Christmas With Thee Heeler Family

Summary:

Bluey's friends come over to her house for Christmas Eve and things escalate.

Notes:

Heyyy my Darlings so here's a bluey fic and all I have to say is thank you to the kindergartener for helping me come up with the fic idea and enjoy my Darlings:)

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Work Text:

  It was a normal night for the Heeler family on Christmas eve. Bluey and Bingo helped their mum prepare Santa's cookies and milk and their friends, Chloe, Coco, and Honey were along helping them out. Meanwhile, dad was out shopping for Christmas presents.

 Bluey was excited to make the cookies–she loved adding frosting– and Bingo loved pissing sprinkles on it.

“I'm so excited to decorate them!” Bingo said, jumping around uncontrollablie, Bluey alsojoined along and soon every kid was jumping uncontrollably. 

Shake…

Shake…

SHAKE…

It was an earthquake and Coco was already dad on the floor. 

“NOOO COCO!” They all yelled but the ground started shaking uncontrollably, everything was toppling off–the Christmas tree, the cookies, the decorations and Chloe and Honey's skulls cracked open, also being dead like Coco-a pool of blood soaked the wood flooring. But then, mum's skull also shattered open, now it was just Bluey and Bingo aloaf. 

“NOOO MUM!!!” They cried in unison. 

Bloody couldn't handle more of this so she jumped off a window and Bingo begged Bloody not to but she did–that was the last anyone saw her. Bingo cried but the ground shook hard and she died, her skull didn't break and she was the least injured out of everyone. 

But in time the shaking stopped but the house was all a mess with so many destroyed objects, dead whores laying down, and a pool of blood soaking the entire flor.

 

 Dad came back from the grocery store. He was shocked, he cried 

“NOOOOO MY WIFE MY KIDS THEIR FRIENDS! THEIR DEAD!!! HALP!!!!”

 

So he picked up all the dead corpses and buried them on his yard. He cried halplessly and hard, so hard another earthquake curred and instantly, his hole cracked open, blood splattering everywhere and he dad. He hasn't ben buried so worms and other hugs have been consuming his flesh. 

 

Notes:

Well did I shock you? But here's what actually happened with this kindergartener so basically we were playing with bluey toys and she pretended to be an earthquake that killed the entire cast of bluey characters but just as a reminder this is joke fic. But hope you enjoy my Darlings.