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Rui’s shenanigans at Kamiyama High School that just so happen to include blowing up one of the men’s bathrooms

Summary:

Oh no! Rui blew up a toilet in one of Kamiyama Highschool’s men’s bathrooms and dragged Tsukasa along with him!! Now there’s a chase with Ruikasa and the mathematics teacher… What are they going to do to escape this mess!?!?!

Notes:

this entire fanfic is in medieval knight english.
its 2 am and im tired as FUCK!!!!!!

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"Halt, I say!" The teacher did proclaim, his countenance ablaze with righteous fury, as he gestured towards the two knaves across the hall.

Rui, with a most self-satisfied smirk, didst gesture toward Tsukasa, bidding them to take a run with haste.

Hark, Tsukasa, innocent of this foul deed, seized Rui by the arm and didst flee, lest the teacher's wrath be upon them both!
They didst veer sharply, wondering where they might find sanctuary, forsooth, an endless chase wouldst leave them both weary.

"This is all thy doing, Rui!" Tsukasa did lament, with haste searching for a means of escape.

"Fufu, 'twas thy choice to join this venture, Tsukasa-kun!" A mere giggle escaped Rui lips in response to Tsukasa's ire.
But hark! A sudden notion didst grace the mind of Rui!

"The lockers." Quoth Rui, nudging Tsukasa with a gesture towards yon row at the hall's end. "We must needs find refuge in one ere the teacher doth grace this hall with their presence."

Though doubt lingered, Tsukasa didst nod, allowing Rui to guide them hence to the lockers wherein he didst scheme to conceal them both.

"Halt, I say, the both of ye!" Hark, 'twas the schoolmaster's voice, not far hence! A dire warning that their time to seek refuge doth wane!

Rui didst search his pouches, producing a key, and swiftly did thrust it into the lock of a locker.

Although, a fellowship of scholars didst ambulate nearby.

".. Is that not my very own locker I espy?" Quoth the ginger lad, his eyes widening with concern writ large upon his countenance. "By what sorcery doth he possess a key to my very own coffer!?"

The lass with hair of sage didst sigh, shaking her head in dismay. "Pray tell, did that great noise of explosion emanate from yon miscreants?"

"Who else but Rui wouldst detonate an explosion within these hallowed halls?" quoth the maiden with hair of rose, her ponytail dancing with mirth.

"Fair Mizuki speaks true, yet I pray it be not so dire…" The maiden with locks of night fading into azure shook her head, arms crossed with a smile, a bead of sweat upon her fair cheek.

Anon, the teacher didst arrive at the corridor, releasing a sigh of respite upon beholding the gaggle of pupils obstructing his path. "Hark, have any of thee spotted two lads fleeing hence? One with locks of gold, the other adorned with violet tresses. Tsukasa Tenma and Kamishiro Rui, they be, and mischief they have wrought once more.."

"That way they fled!" Quoth Mizuki, her digit pointing hence.

The pedagogue didst concur with a nod, swiftly fleeing past the company.

After a moment of still, the ginger knave didst speak again. "But what of the fact that these lads reside within mine own locker, I say?"

Ere answers could grace the boy's ears, the school bell did toll, heralding the commencement of lessons.

"We must take our leave! I dare not be tardy for my studies! Akito, make haste!" Quoth the maiden with locks of black fading into azure, signaling the company to hasten towards their chamber of learning.

 

 

Tsukasa didst release a heavy sigh, relieved they were no longer hounded by the pedagogue, allowing them respite.

"Pray tell, what knavery caused yon explosion?" he beseeched Rui for answers.

"Forsooth, 'tis done purely for the merriment of it, good sir!"

 

Tsukasa didst groan, preparing to school Rui on his ill behaviour, yet the closeness betwixt them didst stay his hand.

The locker was cramped, forcing the lads to be pressed one against the other.

Their exhalations were quite heated, doing naught to quell Tsukasa's burgeoning desires.

"Tsukasa-kun, doth trouble thee?" Quoth Rui, his grin unwavering.

"What say thee? Nay, naught is amiss... Ha ha..." Tsukasa didst utter a shaky sigh, unable to holdeth gaze with the man of violet hair. Verily, their visages were nigh upon the very precipice of yon 'kissing distance'.

"Thy voice doth tremble," spoke Rui, his smirk growing wider with each passing jest.

Verily, the violet-haired gentleman's keen gaze didst only make Tsukasa's heart race with haste, for his crimson countenance was plain for Rui to behold. The fair-haired lad's ears did ring with naught but their mingled breaths, his mind afire with thoughts less than pure. Ere Tsukasa could utter a word, his eyes did widen in surprise and confusion, forsooth, he felt Rui's lips upon his own.

Rui, with ardent tongue, didst press upon the fair-haired one's lips, a simple kiss now escalating into a fervent embrace. Tsukasa did not protest, but closed his eyes and surrendered to the kiss, entwining his fingers in Rui's hair, he did. Alas, this tender moment was not to endure.

Rui didst gaze downwards. "Mine eyes doth behold thy rod, Tsukasa-kun." Yet, he must confess, his own manhood stirred within his breeches.

"Thou art as stalwart as the very stones, Rui.."

 

Rui did hum a tune, ere he clashed their nether regions with great force.

Tsukasa did nigh unleash a mighty groan, yet he did swiftly quell it, his hand upon his mouth.
Their nether regions did press most uncomfortably, and lo, a damp stain didst bloom upon their breeches. Verily, both their members didst suffer a most unseemly leakage.

Rui didst emit a soft moan, growing more fervent in his actions, seeking greater delight.

"Rui...ah, gramercy..." Quoth Tsukasa, his grasp upon the violet haired man’s locks did tighten with great fervor.

 

Hark! Sir Rui did cease his actions forthwith, and now doth loosen the fastenings of his own breeches. Tsukasa did then follow the lead of the taller man, and did loose his own engorged member from its leathern prison.

At the very instant their manhoods were revealed, Rui did guide a hand beneath the fair-haired lad's thigh, elevating his leg to grant easier passage to his nether regions.

With nary a moment's pause, driven by base urges, he did press the head of his manhood against the fair Tsukasa's maidenly gate.

"By the heavens!" quoth Tsukasa, his manhood stirring with eager anticipation.

The violet-haired knave didst lean forth, pressing his lips against the fair-haired one's neck as he thrust his manhood within. "Silence thy tongue." Rui moaned, ere he thrust his manhood fully within, uttering a groan at the swathing heat.

Tsukasa's sunset orbs did roll back into his skull, and he bit upon his nether lip, a feeble attempt to quell the cries that threatened to escape his throat, yet his efforts were nigh fruitless.

Without further delay, Rui did commence his assault with a righteous thrust.

"By the saints, Rui!" Tsukasa did exclaim. His nether region doth protest with great displeasure, yet 'tis far too pleasing to voice discontent.

Rui's attacks quickened and grew fiercer, as if to sate his manhood's desire. "Silence!"

Tsukasa's instrument didst twitch betwixt his legs, its nectar of love escaping the very portal of its head.

"Zounds, thou art indeed a snug fit.." Rui didst breathe against Tsukasa's fair neck.

The heat of their shared breath and the relentless vigor of Rui's manhood didst make it a trial for Tsukasa to draw air.. But hark! On the morrow, Rui didst sink his fangs into the star's very throat. His assault did grow fiercer, seeking to taste life's crimson from my very flesh.

The noble star emitted a joyous cry, his eyes turned towards the heavens as droplets of pure bliss escaped his lips.

 

His grasp upon the tall man didst tighten, as jets of purest essence, white as driven snow and hot as dragon's breath, didst issue forth from his manhood's crown, staining both his own and Rui's garments.

 

Anon, Rui did release his hold, muttering against the fair lad’s neck, "'Twas swift indeed... harlot..."
The violet-haired knave did bite down once more, with greater force, as he filled Tsukasa's sacred chamber with his scalding seed.

 

He didst press onward a few more times, delivering his remaining seed into the fair lad’s gate, before calling a halt.

"I profess my love for thee, mine own celestial star."

 

They both did pause, to recover their breath from the throes of ecstasy, ere Tsukasa didst seize their lips in a kiss most passionate once more.

Notes:

i did NOT think that people would actually read this.
my first ever published fanfic hi ok?