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So one day Ace was minding his business yes of course when suddenly
A WILD JACK HOWL APPEARED!!
What will Ace do?
>Fight
>Run
>Do nothing
>Say:
"Oh, what's up Jack?"
If you picked D you are right. Your prize is bragging rights. Anyways
Jack was kinda foaming at the mouth but it must've been okay right? That's normal right?
WRONG.
Jack ended up biting Ace! And Ace was like "Oh my god what the fuck man!!" But Jack ran off. Ace didn't think anything of the bite (idiot. Idiot. Idiot.) And just slapped a bandaid on it and continued minding his sweet business
Weeks later, Deuce noticed that Ace was acting weird. And Deuce was like "Hey man why are you acting weird." And Ace was like "I don't fucking know!! Jack Howl from Savannaclaw bit me and now I'm sick." Deuce's face dropped. He knew nothing good could come out of this.
~~~
"LEONA! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!"
Leona lazily came out his dorm "Ehh what do you want herbivore"
Deuce flailed wildly. "One of your housemates got Ace sick! They bit him!"
Leona shrugged. "Oh, that must have been Jack. He had rabies."
"HAD!? RABIES!?"
*hard cut to Leona and Deuce standing over Jack Howl's grave, Leona with a straight face while Deuce is dumbfounded, his left eye twitching*
"AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO ACE TOO!?"
"Yeah you dumbass herbivore rabies is fatal. Better spend as much time as you can with him"
"I-I have to tell Riddle!!" So Deuce sprints back to Heartslabyul to tell Riddle.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN ACE HAS RABIES!?"
"Yeah one of Leona's friends gave it to him"
Riddle clenched his fist. "I'll have a word with him later...where is Ace?"
"He's in our dorm right now..."
So over time Riddle would visit Ace and give him BISCUITS and TARTS but not any TEA because you know, rabies and hydrophobia • _•
And then One Day, Deuce, Riddle, and possibly Leona (but let's be real he was probably too tired to show up) stood around Ace's bed as he died.
They had to cremate him to kill the rabies germ btw. So sad.
THE END!!!!
