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"Here we are at Seaworld, Ichimatsu-kun." He said so thoughtfully, so empathetically. Ichimatsu was mad. His breasts were sore because he was ragging it hard core. Karamatsu was very excited to be at Seaworld. He jumped up and down, and clapped at every fish tank, and screamed and laughed on every ride. "Boy does Shittymatsu-chan love the Disney World of fish." Ichimatsu was disgusted. He hates fish. Karamatsu turned to him making little gill movements with his hands on his jaw and said, "Whats wrong Ichimatsu-kun?" And Ichimatsu said, "You inconsiderate microwaved piece of soap, you know I hate fish more then I hate myself even, please lets go." Karamatsu got sad. He said "But Ichimatsu-kun I won free tickets to Seaworld, and knew I should take you. It was just bound for us. It was a couples ticket anyways. We're on a date, Ichimatsu-kun! Besides look, the fish love you." Ichimatsu then turned to see all the fish in the tanks gathered looking at him. He felt his ahoges twitch. "No. No. This. This is impossible. This can't beThis is the WRONG ANIME. NANI KORE? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? DOSHITE I'M NOT A FUCKING FISH DON'T TOUCH ME." He pulled his pants up and ran screaming, using his fins as air paddles to propel himself forward. Karamatsu laughed and chased after him with arms wide open. It was a peaceful day.