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2025-12-27
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A very silly gay story

Summary:

This is a crackfic im just very bored
Basically, everyone is in the Titanic and ends up sinking

(HELP WHO IS STILL READING THIS)

Notes:

end me

Im literally writing this from the top of my head

Btw, feel free to check out my actual story A Path Towards Abnormality (the story where im not writing stuff like im high) and is dystopian/fantasy/gay stuff if ur interested

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In the chilling waters reflecting the starry night, the Titanic moves slowly to Barbieland with MatPat as the head of the ship. SOME people are asleep right now while some are too busy w their Netflix and Chill or whatever tf they're doing in their rooms. MatPat DID saw a glacier coming but analyzed how to bypassed it too much that he forgot to actually move the ship and therefore, crashed into it

Everyone now should be awake (exepct Angel Dust cuz he had the window open on his room and fell on the ocean already haha and Sonic bc I feel like he's a heavy sleeper for some reason). Starting with the poor people at the bottom, they were the first to feel the water of the ocean upon them (but they had too much plot armour and told me told to do it, cannot say or else) Then for them, the elite didn't had much trouble for now. Tho Miku did check on the lower class (she's in the elite class bc the world is hers, including the Titanic) and only found the twink of golden freedy that got flew away from a toy chicken nugget Springtrap (who just flew) and just like that, Miku bypassed the waters by Golden Freddy's unfortunate event. Execpt Miku just kinda assumed that he was gonna be okay (cuz why wouldn't he?) and went up again

This isnt gonna makes sense but I actually did saw this coming but never talked, they never let me talk about it, especially now. As Miku went up she wondered "popipopipopipo" but also did Flux and Till. Why? Cuz they are all the same ppl actually. Only Miku is aware of this, however, and the other two just dont know abt it (hehehehehehehhehehhehehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehhehe)

Gay Glacier Gay Glacier Gay Glacier

My dog, Pelucas, had been around for a while but he stole all the food and left safety bc he's just that epic.

That wasnt all, Twilight almost fail is it wasntt for sonic, who had to sacrefice himself to not let another baby springtrap out again. Into the cold water ahghsjs. from there on, onely a couple there was in A PLANT :D A PLANT A PLANT (yes gorge washington, there's no fire today). Otehr than that, Springtrap did make out with Mat Pat a couple of times and this time is no different, exect it's in a titanic AGAIN and got pregnant with their 6 or 7th child. Haha wsnt there anymore toys for you, Dr. SHaun

i am the eyes of the tiger lier....cuz im am a champion and ur gonna hear me roaaaoaoar rooaoaar roaaoaoar rooaoaoaoar roar

Matpat just cant seem to get enought of springtrap, why else would they be making out wile the titanic is sinking? Till breakdances and then turns back into miku

Jack Stauber went back into flying mode again to the head of the ocean (or mountain) where heaven was waiting for him. But as soon as things went dark for the 3rd day, Mikey Mouse went after him right after Godzilla and that Lemon Demon singing dude (the one who didnt shut up abt two trucks having sex). None of that mattered when Sonic made a combat that flashed everybody, including Techna. While there was a show of this, Nimona didnt have time for shit and kinda left into the Spiderverse with Hobbie Brown (my beloved) as Monika saw with delight of the situation with Kirby. Miku left the Titanic safely and Angel Dust just froze (double death).

they wen face to face with the glaucier while Matt Pat was still with springstrap and forecer there was a noon star that rbighten up the sky alone and with a legnd a mokica ascended to heaven once more with Techa and convinced Firestar that we should all do this and witht he help of Starclan they survived but not everyone has the same fate