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So like gigi and flutter were writing in flutters diary cause yes and then sigma flutter said “!!!!!!!!! :)” and then gigi LE GASPED
“AUDIBLE GASP… YOU WANNA GO OUT WITH MEEEEE😱😱😱😱😱”
But, yatta was in the VENTZ and she heard EVERYTHING so she quickly scrambled out to find bloot and loorey!! She told them everything and then loorey told Connie and then Connie told brightney and then brightney told Vee and Vee told all the main toons and then sprout told costco and costco told ginger and bobette and then they both told rudie and rudie told Cocoa and then Cocoa went to the Easter even toons basement where they lived and told bassie and Eggman and then Eggman said gays are illegal and then flute stated to brutally murder Eggman because nobody says that to his sister and then dandy walked in and started brutally murdering Eggman too because dandy had a crush on Astro and gays are awesome. So Eggman died.
Then Delilah started crashing out and said, “FUCK YOU ALL IM GUNNA KILL YOUUUUU” and then flutter and gigi had a wedding in heaven(hint hint) and then made a letter to the blackened world (jehhdjri) and uhhhhhhhh
are you pooping
i can smell it
it smells good
Anyway that was the story and yes me and fren did awesom :D