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A lot of the time, I use the quote generator, but sometimes if something is too OOC for me, I'll change the names up myself.
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007n7: c00lkidd is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind.
Shedletsky: Girls?
c00lkidd: Homicide.
Dusekkar: Is… Is that meant to be on fire?
Builderman: No… not really.
Dusekkar: Are you going to do something about it?
Builderman: Hm… nah.
c00lkidd: Do you think I'm plastic?
pr3typriincess: No.
c00lkidd: Phew. Oka-
pr3typriincess: Plastic, at least, has some use in life. You're not plastic.
Mafioso, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true, WHOEVER'S CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
1x1x1x1: *Gives a bouquet to Shedletsky*
Shedletsky: You know I'm allergic.
1x1x1x1: That's the point.
(That was originally Sans and Admin, but changing it to 1x and Shed was too good of an opportunity for me to pass up.
1x1x1x1: You're pathetic!
Shedletsky: You're pathetic-er!
Noli: You're both losers.
(Again, I had to change Two Time to 1x1x1x1, because seriously, it fits so perfectly.)
007n7: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.
bluudud: *Incoherent mumbling*
Shedletsky: Huh?
pr3typriincess: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.
Nosferatu: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
007n7, c00lkidd, & Diva: Okay.
Nosferatu: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
c00lkidd: Bold of you to assume I have money.
007n7: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Diva: Bold of you to assume I can die.
c00lkidd, holding a scooter: Mafioso! Can I go outside and play with this?
Mafioso: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay?
c00lkidd, running outside: Thanks Mafioso!
Mafioso, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!
Elliot: Hey, aren’t you Mafioso?
Mafioso: You a cop?
Elliot: No.
Mafioso: Then yes, I am.
Guest 1337: Stop failing.
Chance: Don’t tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!
Chance: *Succeeds*
Chance: Aw, dang it!
Noli: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.
007n7: Elliot isn’t answering my messages.
Shedletsky: Allow me.
007n7: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Elliot: *replying to message* Hello.
Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Noli: No.
Again, give me names for me to add to the generator!