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lando
2/11/25
lando
come over
please baby
i’ll eat u out and then u can ride me
if u want
unless u want to do something else
oscar
Have you shaved that goatee yet
lando
uhhh no
not yet
i like it
oscar
Then you can’t eat me out
Im not getting beard burn cause you won’t shave
And it makes you look creepy
lando
fine i won’t eat u out 2nite
what do u wanna do instead
oscar
I don’t care
I just need you inside me like yesterday
lando
okayyy
ive got ideas
oscar
Thats always dangerous
lando
funny
3/11/25
lando
baby stay in bed
im bringing you food
oscar
Definitely not your baby
But fine if it gets me free food
Idk if I can move after last night anyway
When I said I need you inside me I didn’t mean cockwarming while we ate
lando
but then i fucked u a lot
plus u liked it
see if u were my bf u’d get this all the time
oscar
I practically do get this all the time
Im still not gonna date you though
lando
but baby pleaseeeee
pleaseeeee osc
why won’t u date me
oscar
Relationships are shit
I don’t want to be tied down to one person
lando
not even me?
oscar
Mate you cheated on your last bf
Youd just do the same with me
lando
no i wouldn’t
i cheated on carlos cause i knew he was cheating on me
also cause it was u
how could i not want to be with u
even if i had to cheat to do it
oscar
Lando
That’s not making it sound any better
lando
ughhh whatever
ill win u over one day
anyway breakfast is ready
im bringing it to u
8/11/2025
oscar
Come over
lando
ur wish is my command baby
oscar
You don’t get to call me baby unless you’re inside me in 15 mins
lando
🏃🏃🏃
14/11/2025
lando
oscarrrrrrrrrrrr
bsby
drar
darkinf
im sp into u
plesde give me a xgance
oscar
Are you drunk?
lando
deunk on lobe
ans a little bit seunk
i wabt u so bad
its lilling me
pleafe
please
oskieeeeeeee
15/11/2025
lando
shit sorry about that
i was very drunk
sorry
it wasn’t a lie though
oscar
Stop it Lando
You either keep it casual or we stop fucking
lando
i literally can’t keep it casual with u
dont u think 9 months is a bit too long to be casual still
oscar
Nope
Not when I want casual
Listen mate maybe in a few years if I want to settle down I’ll properly consider this
But not now
I don’t want a relationship now
Okay?
lando
fine i guess
a few years is ages though
ill wait for u
i promise
16/11/2025
lando
i know u want to keep things casual but i cant stop thinking about u
and ur gorgeous face
and how funny u are
u really r perfect
if casual is the only way i can have u ill settle for that
wanna come over
oscar
I’m gonna ignore that first bit for both of our sakes
Yep
Omw
lando
kayyy
see u soon
17/11/2025
lando
for reference DO NOT call a guy “mate” when he’s balls deep inside u
just some advice
like never ever do that again
ruins the vibe
i’ve got some other ideas cause clearly u need a lesson in what to call people during sex
im fine with baby, daddy or even my name
not mate
mate kills the mood immediately
instant turn off
oscar
I knew it
I knew you were annoyed about that
Its not a big deal
But fine since you’re that pissed about it I won’t do it again
Im not calling you daddy though
Cause what the fuck
I should’ve guessed you’d have a daddy kink
lando
its not a kink
just like if ur into it
im into whatever ur into
oscar
You’re just down bad then
lando
damn right i am
im not ashamed
id do whatever u asked me
oscar
Okay damn
I’ll keep that in mind
22/11/2025
lando
one date
please baby
please
just one
ill woo u
i just need one date
oscar
We can get takeout and watch tv and then you can fuck me
Thats all you’re getting
You can call it a date if you want
But I’ll still call it casual
lando
fuckkkkkk yesssssssss
finally scored a date
its gonna be the best date of ur life
even if it’s just takeout and a film
oscar
Not a date
lando
let’s see if ur still saying that tmr
23/11/2025
oscar
Still wasn’t a date
lando
ughhhhh
ur impossible to woo
oscar
Who even says woo anymore mate
lando
oscar what was my one request
NO MORE ‘MATE’
oscar
You said no more mate when we’re fucking
We’re not fucking right now
lando
rules change
no more mate at all
please baby
oscar
Fine
27/11/2025
lando
if i asked u to be my bf u would say no right?
oscar
Yeah
You know I would
We’ve discussed this
I don’t date
lando
is it cause ur seeing other people?
oscar
Nope
I haven’t been seeing anyone else since all that shit with Carlos and Charles and you
lando
kayyyy
so can we be like exclusive friends with benefits
but kinda without the friends part
cause we’re not really friends
oscar
Idk about exclusive
lando
please baby
oscar
Fine I guess we can
Only cause there’s no one else to fuck anyway
lando
calling u baby always works
oscar
Damn it
You weren’t supposed to notice that
lando
i notice everything about u
admit u like me calling u baby
oscar
Nope
lando
come on osc
just admit it
or i’ll keep pestering u
oscar
Okay fine
Maybe, just maybe I like it when you call me baby
Just a little
lando
i knewwwww it
u like being my baby
oscar
Not yours
lando
not yet
ill win u over
oscar
See you keep saying that
But it hasn’t worked so far has it
lando
well we’re exclusive now
so i’m getting closer
30/11/2025
lando
since it’s basically december
do u wanna know what i want for christmas
a boyfriend
requirements: tallish, light brown hair, brown eyes, funny, sarcastic, first name begins with os and ends with car, last name piastri, 20, gorgeous, perfect in every way
wait i think i know the perfect person for that
oscar
I don’t think you do actually
lando
oscaaaaarrrrrr
please
im begging u
id get on my knees and beg
oscar
Like you wouldn’t do that anyway
Im not dating you
lando
but baby please
give it a shot baby
oscar
Nope
Especially not if you try and use that name against me
lando
sorry baby
ill stop
cause u asked
ill do anything for u
1/12/2025
lando
pinch punch first of the month
new month
new attempts to win u over
oscar
It’s not gonna work though
lando
it will eventually
trust me
oscar
I don’t want to
4/12/2025
lando
i miss u
its been ages since i last saw u
come over?
oscar
Okay
Ill be 20 mins
5/12/2025
lando
so i take it the rose petals didn’t work
oscar
It was cute
But not enough to convince me to date you
lando
ughhhh ur the most difficult person to win over ever
7/12/2025
lando
pros and cons of dating me
pros: i cook for u, im nice to u, i do whatever u want, im good in bed, i have a big dick, i’m down bad for u, im literally obsessed with u
cons: im too cute
oscar
Cons: your goatee, i don’t want a bf, your goatee, you give me beard burn from your goatee, im not interested in dating, i want casual sex, your goatee
lando
wait u hate the goatee that much
actually
i didn’t know u hated it
im gonna shave now
smooth for u baby
come over and u’ll get no beard burn
promise
im shaving now
oscar
Fine Im coming over
You better be clean shaven when I get there
Then you can eat me out
lando
yesssssss
my fav meal
8/12/2025
oscar
Okay so that was actually so good with no goatee
I might just marry you if you keep this shit up
lando
i knew i was winning u over
so how do you feel about a date now
oscar
Okay fine
One proper date
You can ‘woo me’ or whatever
lando
yessssssssss
aghhhhh finally
okay date on the 11th
that good?
oscar
Yeah that works for me
10/12/2025
oscar
What do I wear
lando
im taking u to dinner so like a nice shirt and jeans should work
oscar
Okay cool
lando
planning ur outfit early i see
nervous?
oscar
Shut up
Maybe a little nervous
I haven’t been on a date in ages
lando
good thing i’m here to change that then
11/12/2025
lando
im at ur door
12/12/2025
oscar
I hate to say it but I had a great time
Thank you
Ill definitely take you up on that second date
If the offer still stands
I love the flowers too
lando
yesssss
im glad u had a good time
i did too
u looked great
literally so delicious
it took all my self control not to fuck u
thank youuuuu
the next date will be even better
oscar
Is that even possible
lando
ur so perfect
id move the sun if it made u happy
the next date will be even better
trust me baby
oscar
For some reason I do
lando
i knew i could win u over
im so happy u have no idea