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Treenix wright was minding his own business being a tree man. His business being driving under the influence again. Then rudely out of no where a strangely realistic horse appeared and he hit it with his car after seeing it too late
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Treenix wright was aghast. He had never seen a realistic horse before, only horse girlse
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x videos...the uma musume kind. (Excuse me?). It was yuri too.
He started shaking all of a sudden.
"Do horses eat trees?"
The horse grinned, despite the long face, and walked closer towards
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Treenix who began to back away.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Treenix asked, beginning to tremble.
The realistic horse did not reply but rather began to grin wider whilst contining to approach.
"Get back! Leave me be! My leaves will make you super sick or something
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!"
The realistic horse was not impressed by his pleas though, and kept coming closer, until it was almost in biting distance.
"NOOOOOO!" yelled Treenix Wright.
The realistic horse just stared at him unmoved and then began to bite into the first leaves
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Treenix’s leaves were not tasty due to alcoholism but that didn’t bother the horse at all (do horses have tastebuds??). Treenix is dreading the concept of being bald. He’s literally on a midlife crisis rn and baldness is going to add to his worries?
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"get off me horse" treenix yelled as he used his branch to swat at the horse. The horse refused. The horse realized that the taste actually was enhanced by the alcoholism and it grew ravenous biting and biting at treenix's leaves.
"NO I WONT HAVE ANYTHING LEFT STOP" Treenix started to run but it is incredibly hard to outrun a horse. He didn't have to completely outrun the horse though he just had to get back to his car. Just as he was about to get to the car though he realized he was surrounded and 10 more realistic horses came out of nowhere to ambush him. The original horse got up on two legs and took off his hooves revealing human hands beneath. He spoke
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"You have offended the council of Realistic Horses that Also Have Human Hands For Some Reason" said the realistic horse that seemed to be in charge. "Eat him, boys!" Treenix could do nothing as the Realistic Horses that Also Had Human Hands For Some Reason chomped away at his leaves, draining away at his life force. "If only I had another alcoholic to come help me in my time of need..." he wondered
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. Then it started to rain....Thick droplets rained upon Treenix, as he watched his life fade away, while the council of Realistic Horses that Also Had Human Hands For Some Reason left no leaf uneaten at this point.
Some of the rain trickled into his mouth and he realized: It was raining alcohol!
His limbs began to move, twitching as he slowly regained strength.
The Realistic Horses that Also Had Human Hands For Some Reason stepped back, neighing in surprise.
"TREENIX WRIGHT IS READY TIO
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DRUNK DRIVE. STOP HIM!" The council of realistic horses cried out. But nothing could be done as Treenix got into his car.
"Driiiiving in m' car, right after a beer...." he began whilst turning the car on and pressing on the gas, but his singing immediately began unintelligible.
It was a massacre. Realistic horse after realistic horse got stuck down by his car as he drove off. Some say that Treenix Wright is still drunk driving to this da-