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Part 1 of Self-Indulgent Short Stories
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2025-12-29
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Breakfast in Bed

Summary:

Snake surprises his favorite engineer with some affection.

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Tattered sheets wrinkled under Huey’s body. He stirred sleepily, waking from the deep slumber of the night before. His hands reached up to rub his eyes. His blanket felt… heavy. The groggy engineer blinked and gazed up at the ceiling. Well, there was no ceiling, but his boss was staring lovingly down at him, bandana and shirt removed. Huey yelped, instinctively pressing his palms against his chest and trying to push him off.

This inevitably did not work. One, Huey’s panic was quickly replaced with reason as his bearings returned to him. Two, Big Boss was a 200-lb bear of a man and he did not have even a slim chance of budging him. Three, before the embarrassment of realizing his hands were right against his boss's meaty chest could set in, the man on top of him started to kiss his face everywhere.

“Hey, quit it! Are you a dog?” Huey giggled. Snake grumbled happily and let up. “Can I at least get a ‘good morning’ before you attack me, you brute?”

“Good morning, Princess,” the boss grinned before diving down to his neck to finish the job. 

“Aw, I’ve never had a puppy before. What should I name him?” he teased.

“Snake is fine,” said Snake. He left kiss after kiss on the sensitive skin there. That was Huey’s favorite. No one before had ever graced him with their lips right there. It was the most perfect feeling; that was the only way to describe it. Not only was the skin-to-skin contact great, it wasn’t even the best part. Snake’s scraggly beard rubbed against him and it felt heavenly. It was like a soft brush sending waves of tingles down his spine and through his back. That is, when it was clean and not covered in grime and grease. 

The boss quit eventually, lowering himself down next to the engineer. Huey whined softly. “Hey, why’d you stop? That was nice.”

Snake just closed his eye and smiled, silently pulling Huey on top of himself. “Your turn.”

“Really now? Oho, my puppy wants to be spoiled…” He smirked and gently pressed his lips to Snake's throat. He kissed him slow and long, making the heavy man squirm underneath him. It felt nothing short of amazing. “Mm, we should get you a collar, huh? What if you run away and nobody knows where to send you back?”

“Hnngh, that’s tempting…”

Huey nipped his neck, making him jolt. “I’ll make it say ‘Snakey.’ That sound good?”

“C’maahnnn…”

“You’re a good boy, aren’t you, Snakey?” Huey kissed his throat again, suckling the skin gently. For such an inexperienced man, he knew how to use his mouth. “Do you know any tricks?”

Snake whined quietly in his throat. The engineer smiled and tried again.

“Can you speak?” he asked sweetly.

“Yeah,” said Snake bluntly.

No, like a dog would.”

“I don’t bark, I bite.”

“Then do something to impress me.” An easy task; Huey was very easily impressed by his boss.

Snake thought for a moment. Then, he pushed the other man off of himself, letting him down gently. He sat up on his knees in front of Huey and proudly flexed his prominent muscles. “Wow, a show?” Huey snickered.

“What, aren’t you grateful? It’s my best trick.”

“No, no, I am. Trust me.” He tilted his head, admiring the beautiful way his muscles moved under his skin as Snake shifted poses, curling his biceps upward. His chest was Huey’s favorite: broad, sculpted, heaving, and covered in hair. Not a light dusting like the engineer’s chest hair. Covered

Snake turned around, showing off his back. He leaned either way, making sure every delicious bit popped out. 

“Okay, that’s enough. Now you get a treat…”

“What’s that?” asked the boss, turning around and descending upon the other man once again. Huey gently tugged him further into a sweet kiss. Usually, he liked Snake to lead, since he hadn’t kissed very many times before. But this time, he craned his neck up as best he could to meet the soldier’s lips and tell it like he wanted. 

When they finally separated, the engineer looked up at him lovingly. Snake had never seen him so comfortable with this before. Maybe it was because he had just woken up, or maybe he just got lucky. 

“Alright, I better get up,” Snake sighed as he sat up. “I’ll make you some coffee before I gear up.”

“No, wait… Stay here for a little while.” Huey made a little grabbing motion towards him. “Just for a bit?”

The boss looked down at him with almost-pity, and laid back down next to him. “Okay, but if Kaz yells, you’re to blame.”

“I’m sure I can get him to forgive me. Thanks, Snake.”

“Mmh.”

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