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Adam uhh gave felix Cindy's love letter, and felix lowkirkuenly thought it was from Adam cuz ofc he did brhhh. "Is this for me cuh?" Felix asked in bewilderment. Adam came right there on the spot. He stared at Felix with a blank expression as he shook his head. "Cindy." He said "ahh, my bitch gf" the cuh said. He took the love letter and read it "damn this lowkirkuenly boring, u wanna date instead this girl annoying" he said, and Adam just nodded. Hes never been this happy ever in his life. "Bro im gonna kill my brother teddy, help me out" Adam just nodded. Then they lured teddy outside, dug a hole into the ground, filled it w spiders, and threw the guy in. Then they kissed and got married and Adam inherited all of Felixs money and he was rich. But for only that tuesday cuz then the day restarted and he had to start over again like he always does. The end.