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2025-12-31
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Runaway on crack

Summary:

Collection of short stories where everyone is happy(?) Because the author trolling us so much.

Notes:

This work inspired by the scene on episode 2.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: “Boon, JomKwan and Offering”

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“Boon, JomKwan and Offering”

 

Somewhere in unknown forest, Boon walking with offering on her hands. At some point, the young shaman stopped and put the offering on the forest floor, light an incense and start praying. The one who she wished to meet did come. JomKwan standing there looking at Boon and smirked.

“Finally, we meet”. Boon said still kneeling.

What do you want?”. Kwan gave the young shaman creepy laugh.

“What do you want from Win?” Boon asks with straight face.

Do you really think you'll get an answer from me?” Kwan laughed.

“Answer me!” This time Boon gets annoyed as she raised her voice.

You want an answer for me, but you gave me this cheap offering?!” Kwan squatted and poking the offering that Boon brought. “Dried fish, betel nut, betel leaves, palm sugar, dates and rice? Tsk… you’re so cheap. Not worth my time”.

Boon got so offended but she says nothing, Kwan then stand and look at Boon face, before she kicks the offering away make the young shaman shocked as she gave Kwan a pouty face.

If you want answer at last give me a better offering!” Kwan folded her arms, “This kind of offering isn’t enough!”

“Then what do you want?” Boon asked irritated.

Full English breakfast!” Kwan stomped her feet like a child, “At last give me British back-bacon, British sausages, black pudding, eggs, baked beans, toast, mushrooms, and tomatoes! You might forgot but I graduate from England!"

“Hah?” Boon gave Kwan an what-do-you-mean English breakfast face. “Full English breakfast?!” Boon repeated. 

"Yes, and don’t ever try to call me again if you didn’t bring me those!” Kwan folded her arms again, “At last gave me a proper offering like boiled egg, and you didn’t gave me chili paste. Who ate dried fish without chili paste! You cheap shaman!” With that Kwan dissolve into black smoke leave Boon to stunned to speak.

“What is full English breakfast?!” 

Boon reached into her pants pocket and pulled out her phone, frantically typing 'Full English Breakfast' into the browser's search bar. Her face went pale as she grumbled,

"I should have brought her egg and chili paste earlier."