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auggie woke up from his deep slumber, next to him was his beautiful blonde haired boyfriend (not forcas tho he is still beautiful) WINNIEEEEE!!!!!!!! What a lucky dude auggie is right???!!!! anyways auggie goes one downstairs to his kitchen in the house and wonders what to cook for his amazing boyfriend winnie this fine SUNNY (holy shit omori) day, would eggs benedict (FNAF!!!!) be a good choice or toast with exotic butters(FNAF AGANNN)? as the man pondered on about his choices, Winnie comes down from upstairs. " Oh good morning (ONE MORE DAY THE SUN REACHES M-) my beautiful highkey super hot boyfriend!!!! What are you doing?" winnie asked sleepily. "I'm just wondering on what i should cook up for us today" Auggie replied. "I'm not sure but i really wanna eat some icecream like right now" winnie said (also it's summer so it's hot and icecream is nice) since winnie wanted to eat some decliocus icecream, auggie drove his lamborghini to the local icecream bar!!!!!
"DING FNDMKDKDKSLLDINGDINGIDNGIND" <- bell for the icecream shop entrance btw.
a wave of cool air hits their faces as they walk on into the icecream shop, there was a fairly large amount of people in the shop today (maybe cus it's summer). auggie and winnie find a seat near this korean lady who looks like she just murdered someone 2 days ago but whatever. Auggie and Winnie go up to the counter and order their icecream "hi siririririir can i have one ice creme sundae with oreo cotton candy strawberry vanilla chocolate and milk flavoured icecream with rainbow sprinkles and marshmallows pls 🥺🙏🏻🙏🏻" winnie asks the red haired shopkeeper who lowkey looks like the waiter at the old french restaurant downtown that is run by that gay french man who looks like a vampire. "ok and how bout your boyfriend?" the red haired shopkeeper asked (he's rody btw if u didn't get the hint) " WHAT H-H-HOW DID YOU KNEW THAT HE WAS MY BOYFRIENDDGDHDD (gasp)!?!?!?!?😳😳😳" winnie exclaimed. "i know a gay man when i see one" shopkeeper replied. "um anyways can i just get a chocolate bingsu please thanks" auggie said. "that will be 20.67 dollars" winnie uses his american black premium credit card thing and pays. as they wait for their icecream they look around the shop, there's a girl who works at the church eating icecream, a very large friend group of six as well, an also 2 dudes in an office attire eating icecream too. WOW THIS SO AMAZING EVREYONE IS ENJOYING ICECREAMS!!!!! YAYYYYYYY
anyways the 2 happy gay boys eat up their 105828949194 calorie ice creams and hop back into auggie lambo and drive on back home where they play minecraft and make out cus that's what boyfriends do (i think)(ima girl so what could i know)
THEEEEE ENDDDDD YAYYYYYY