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A very boring day, damien thinks of one thing and one thing only. LANKYBOX. CONCERT. NOW. He finishes chugging his 383830038289284738th cup of coffee for the day and went over to jericho. and calmly saids...
"WE NEED TO GO TO THE LANKYBOX CONCERT TONIGHT NOW NOW NOW NWOWNWJISNWKAHSH-"
"what the hell" says the sad man (jericho).
They went to the concert later.
The concert was fucking HEATTTT. there was a big ass crowd so you know it was peak. as the show started, the infamous JUSTIN and the infamous ADAM appeared on stage, TO PLAY THE LANKYBOX CONCERT!!!!
they played all of the frickin awesome songs that everyone frickin loved. But then.... they did the unthinkable....
***THEY FUCKING PLAYED THE MILK SONG***
EVERYONE WENT BATSHIT CRAZY AFTER THAT. THE CROWD GOES WILD.
too wild, even. people started to get trampled over, including the two gay monkeys known as Cripple Moab and Elite Defender from Bloons Tower Defense. Blood spread. The milk was overpowering, and violence was everywhere. even adam frickin decapitated someone mid song. it was great.
damien and jericho stayed for ALL the songs, and it was fucking lit. NO cap. And after the concert was over they made out and flew into the sun. THE FUCKING END. oh and the monkeys died lul. and the lankybox concert would be known in history forever as the most liked concert, and the concert with the highest kill count known to man. milk.