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Jane: Ilya

Jane: I’ve got a great Idea

Jane: Since our old reddit accounts were also exposed, what if we made a new one and shared an account?

Jane: I’ve got some subreddits I really want to post on.

Lily: me too

Jane: Alright! I’ll just make it, and send you the login information.

Lily: okay

Lily: sounds good

Lily: what should username be?

Lily: something not suspicious.

Jane: Hmm, what about Not_Shane_And_Ilya?

Jane: Then people won’t think it’s us!

Lily: okay sounds good.

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r/TimHortons
Brand New Account!
Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 5 hours ago

Just made a brand new account! How do I get it verified? Is this something that needs to be done? I’m trying to join accounts with me and someone else. Can we both be logged in and post at the same time? This is very important.

Replies:

Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 5 hours ago
yes. you can both log in and post

Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 5 hours ago
Oh okay. Are you sure?

Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 5 hours ago
yes.

Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 5 hours ago
Oh! Cool!

Timmys_Goodboy: 4 hours ago
Man Why do people keep asking account questions in the Tim Horton’s subreddit??

Jester_burnt: 4 hours ago
That’s your question about this post? And not the motherfucker talking to himself above?

Timmys_Goodboy: 4 hours ago
We all have our quirks.

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r/help
Password issues
Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 4 hours ago

Just tried to reset my password, keeps telling me something about “Password is incorrect.” What does this mean?

Replies:

Helpful_Pigeon: 4 hours ago
Password might be incorrect buddy

Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 4 hours ago
Ohhh

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r/GingerAle
New Recipe!
Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 4 hours ago

I am in love with the new recipe! It’s got everything I’ve ever wanted in ginger ale. I also got an email from the officials saying they were thinking about keeping it. What does everyone think?

Replies:

gingeraleforever: 4 hours ago
omg! a celebrity is in this subreddit! im so happy, i love ginger ale!

Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 4 hours ago
Same! Huge fan! But where’s the celebrity??

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r/PawPatrol
Not too happy…
Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 4 hours ago

Upset with that recent episode. Chase did not deserve to have everyone turn on him like that

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r/SpongeBob
Honest thoughts.
Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 4 hours ago

They’re so mean to Patrick and it makes me sad sometimes.

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Lily: hollander

Lily: why you watch so many kid shows

Jane: I watched them with Hayden’s kids when I babysit

Lily: 🙄

Jane: What?

Lily: always hayden.

Jane: You should come with me to babysit them, they’d love you

Lily: no noooo noooooo

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r/BostonRaiders
ILYA GONE?
boston4ever: 12 hours ago

so, we just got news that ilya won’t be returning to boston. what do we do now? he was the future of the team for a while, and led them to a cup. are we supposed to just move on?

Replies:

Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 4 hours ago
tank the team for draft pick. they are nothing without their star and captain.

raidchampionss: 4 hours ago
unfortunately, i have to agree. what is ilya doing in ottawa thats so important that he needs to leave his entire team just to go there?

Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 4 hours ago
nobody know

Ted_Talks19: 4 hours ago
Come on, Ilya. You can’t fool anyone. Just tell us why you left Boston.

Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 4 hours ago
who is ilya

Ted_Talks19: 4 hours ago
Bruh.

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r/MontrealMetros
Hayden and Ilya beef?
4thlinetwin: 3 hours ago

Did anyone see the interview about Hayden Pike saying he thinks Ilya is someone who would be pooped on by birds when on a rollercoaster? I’m wondering if I hallucinated that or not.

Replies:

Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 3 hours ago
it happened. it all happened.

4thlinetwin: 3 hours ago
The interview or the bird pooping on Ilya?

Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 3 hours ago
both.

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r/Bottoms
Where to apply as mod!
Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 3 hours ago

Hello! I’d like to apply to be a moderator for this sub. I have some time on my hands, and I’m interested. I think my advice would be worthwhile! Please let me know.

Replies:

Bottomforeverlove: 3 hours ago
Shane Hollander as a mod! I’m excited, this will be great.

Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 3 hours ago
Thanks!

Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 3 hours ago
Wait what

Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 3 hours ago
I’m not Shane

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Jane: Wait?? How did people know this is our account?? I’m being recognized!

Lily: probably this

Tweet:
Shane Hollander @Shane_Hollander24:
Follow my new Reddit account: Not_Shane_And_Ilya

→ betsy @baebaebaeholland:
??

→ caeden @24slove:
brother…

→ julian @montreal_stoner:
oh we are not doing this again

Jane: What ?

Jane: I did NOT tweet that!

Lily: is automatic

Lily: happens when you make new account with same email

Jane: How do I make it NOT automatic

Lily: uh

Lily: hang on

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r/help
how to stop automatic reddit twitter updates.
Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 2 hours ago

help me how to turn off twitter linked to reddit?

Replies:

reddit_god12: 2 hours ago
you can turn turn them off in accounts settings!

Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 2 hours ago
okay where is account settings?

Bold_Underware: 2 hours ago
Should just be under settings pal

Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 2 hours ago
where

Bold_Underware: 2 hours ago
Are you dumb?

Not_Shane_And_Ilya: 2 hours ago
better question how to block people

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Lily: there. should be off now.

Jane: Okay! Thanks so much.

Jane: Alright they are NOT turned off!!

Tweet:
Shane Hollander @Shane_Hollander24:
New post on Reddit!
r/help: how to stop automatic reddit twitter updates.

→ caeden @24slove:
this is just diabolical

→ shauna @shauna_shane:
CAN SOMEONE HELP HIM???

Lily: oops…

Jane: Wait. It’s only attached to my twitter, so anything you post, gets posted as a tweet on my account.

Lily: oh

Lily: good to know.

Jane: Ilya??

Tweet:
Shane Hollander @Shane_Hollander24:
New post on Reddit!
r/MontrealMetros: Hayden Pike punched me in the FACE!

Lily: oh my finger slip

Jane: Oh no.

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Hayden: Hey so

Hayden: What’s this about

Hayden: Link: Shane Hollander claims Hayden Pike BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

Hayden: 😅

Shane: Don’t worry about it.

Hayden: I’m a little worried!

Shane: This is just a small misunderstanding.

Hayden: How small we talking??

Hayden: Shane??

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Jane: How do we fix this? I’m not sure what to do now.

Lily: ‘fix’ is not possible

Lily: we should just keep reddit posting

Jane: Okay, good point.

Jane: I’ll go let my agent know.

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Farah: Shane WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON REDDIT STILL

Shane: Nothing

Farah: What?

Shane: That’s not me

Farah: But IT IS

Shane: No.

Shane: 😀

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Shane Hollander has DENIED any involvement in newly uploaded Reddit posts:

“I was hacked.”

Comments:

@unitedmontreal: his confidence in lying is immaculate.

@IlyaRozanov: he is not lying.