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Another beautiful day in the Computer. Clicking away at The Shrilow you rest back and easy.
Well you WERE until you were interrupted by QTE. (You forgot to buy the anti-virus again.)
You hear QTE speak to you through the screen, "MIXXY! USER! I have made a new mini-game JUST. FOR. YOU!!!"
The screen transitions into a "NEW MINI-GAME!!!" It sure takes a minute to load in completely as if QTE had just finished making it. The name of the game finally shows up "FASHION SHOW!" The tutorial was clearly unfinished by QTE reading only "wip :3"
"Hey user! Welcome to my new and awesome game! To beat is quite simply really, all you have to do is match my iconic outfit to! me!" QTE's disembodied head shows up floating on a theatre stage. Two arrows appear on each side of the screen.
You click the one on the right and what appears to be, Shrilow's outfit appears under QTE's head. A button appears asking you to confirm the outfit.
You do.
"hey! user!! thats NOT my iconic outfit!! try again!!"
You lose a star. You click the next arrow to reveal QTE's iconic outfit.
...
You obviously dont choose this one and click the next arrow. You can see QTE's eye twitch but continues to act oblivious.
The next outfit is Melvin's suit and tie. You confirm the outfit.
"..." QTE goes silent for only a moment, "Wrong, user! Wrong!!! This isnt even the same color!!! Try again!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You lose another star. You click over the the outfits again and land on a new and unfamiliar one.
A maid outfit. You linger on it and you can see developing on QTE's face is a deep blush that they ever so desperately want to hide. You confirm the outfit.
"U-User!?!?!?" Their head attaches itself to the maid outfit. "This- This- Wrong!! Wrong, User, Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' But before QTE can even finish his sentence the game announces its completion with a "Fuck Yeah!"
"HUH!?! Wait that wasnt supposed to happen!!!! You DONT win!!!" QTE scrambles around trying to change their outfit. "AGH!!HKJFSDJKHDF!!!" Their face is a deep blush as you giggle behind the screen.
The screen transitions and the results of the minigame show up;
"Stars: 3/5
"Money Won: -99999999"
The screen transitions again back to the green creature. With the idle motions of the background moving behind it.
Not even a minute later you get a call, from, obviously, QTE.
His animations plays on screen, surprisingly still in the maid outfit.
"User! I am taking away your Greasepuppies until i can find away to undo what you've done!"
All of your 506 Greasepuppies suddenly collapse into a blackhole. All of them screaming in agony as they are spaghettified.
"I- I- I dont know what you did but let it be known to all that i do NOT like wearing maid outfits!!" The blush on their face is ever-present, with their smile more akin to a squiggly line of fluster. "Ill be back user, I wont forget this!!"
The call suddenly ends and you're left back to where you were.
Your mind has a lot of thoughts right now but you can only think of one thing.
He killed your fucking Greasepuppies.