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This is a collection of the comment fic I've written on my tumblr for New Girl.
Mojo Man!
Winston’s pouring a cup of coffee when Schmidt walks up behind him, sticks his nose up close to Winston’s ear, and inhales like a wine connoisseur ferreting out a particularly fine vintage. (G, 611 words, ensemble, added 4/21/13)
Sexual Chicken
It only starts with the beer gargling. (PG, 858 words, Nick/Jess, added 5/10/13)
Equals!
“I’d do the same thing for you,” Schmidt says. “In a heartbeat. Friendship! Subtitled: The Things I’d Do For Nicholas Miller.” (PG-13, 965 words, Nick/Schmidt, added 5/12/13)
Stargazing
He drags her down to him and kisses her, open-mouthed and the sweetest he knows how. (PG-13, 805 words, Nick/Jess, added 5/17/13)
Drunken Domestics
Drunk Nick is weirdly affectionate and only occasionally depressed and kind of hilariously uncoordinated when it comes to basic leg-and-arm motions. (G, 242 words, Nick/Jess, added 7/19/13)
Hide and Seek
"I was here first!" Nick whispered, intense and really close to her face. "And you're tiny, Jess! You could fit in a shoebox, so don't take a whole damn closet!" (PG, 1003 words, Nick/Jess, added 8/6/13)
Three Ways
Or maybe it’s the three of them, drunk and laughing during a night out at the bar, crowded up against each other at the back of a booth. (PG, 334 words, Schmidt/Jess/Nick, added 9/6/13)
Titanic
"UNSINKABLE BOATS JUST DON'T SINK, JESSICA." (G, 200 words, Nick/Jess, added 1/18/14)
Police Academy
They start sleeping together a couple months into the academy. (PG, 518 words, Cece/Winston, added 1/20/14)
Western Saloon
The rumor went around fast, and the opinion was unanimous: Nick was going to hate the new hire. (G, 536 words, Nick/Jess, added 6/27/14)
Three One Sentence Fics
sleep; disguise; bartending school (G, 214 words, Nick/Jess + Cece/Winston, added 6/27/14)
Moonlighting
“And I was like, time travel? No way, man. Pull the other one, am I right?” - a crossover between New Girl and Moonlighting. (G, 627 words, gen, added 10/04/15)
How Julius Pepperwood met Jessica Night
She sauntered in, legs like a zombie chase on a sweltering New Orleans night: hot and sweaty and long. (G, 157 words, Jessica Night/Julius Pepperwood, added 9/20/17)
Soulmates
Nick’s first soulmark was Winston’s handprint. (G, 520 words, ensemble, added 9/20/17)