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Phoenix, Arizona
7/12/12
My loathed love,
It’s been, what, two months and a handful of days since the incident?
Not really an incident, was it?
Honestly we have to thank Ellernate, don't we?
Anyways, I miss you quite a bit. I’d love to see you back at my apartment soon.
You know where to find me!
See you later, doll.
With as little fucks as possible,
Vilicus
Phoenix, Arizona
7/18/12
Dearly detested,
Thank you for your letter, but i must insist your dumbass just sends me messages you fuck.
Anyways. Yes we do need to thank Nate but im quite sure he has already invaded your fuckin apartment so you two can talk about your stupid dragon shit.
You look like a poisoned chicken.
Yes, I'll visit you soon.
Fucker.
Regards,
Caleb