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The common room was supposed to be a place of quiet. A place where students could study or just relax. It had nice big private chairs so people could leave each other alone. It was not a place to fight about who's playing who in goddamn Mario Kart.
“Ya know I always play the wiggling guy Amber!”
“Well yeah but I was raining the Wiggler before you even knew what Mario Kart was!”
Sal and Amber bickering across from each other. Asma seethe from behind her counter. At least they weren't building forts again. They had like a minute before she would come after them with her broom.
Walky rolled his eyes at those two. “Whatever, I got Daisy on lock down.”
Carla appeared right behind him. “You play as Daisy?”
Walky jumped a little, where the hell did she pop up from? “Umm yeah. Always have. She's like the best princess. Is that a problem?”
Carla smiled the biggest smile at him. “No, not at all.” She slowly slid away, still smiling at Walky.
Calra paid very close attention to Walky for the next few days. Gathering further evidence. Not that anyone would believe her. “I'm telling you Ruth, she's an egg. She's clearly an egg!”
“And I'm telling you, you're just projecting.”
“Whose projecting what?”
Both red heads looked up and was greeted by Joyce's older sister. Carla had been told about her fellow T girl by Joyce. And Carla was shorta famous considering her court case.
“Jocelyne! You know that Walky kid? Please tell Ruth here that she's very much a poor egg who needs to be nurtured to womanhood.”
“Well outside my sister stealing his girlfriend and that he sometimes tries to be a superhero, I don't know much about him. But I could do a quick survey.”
They found Walky in Amber and Dina's room. Jocelyne popped her head in. “Hey Walky right? Hey, can you help me win an argument? Dragonball Z or Sailor Moon?”
“Oh Sailor Moon. Not even a contest.”
Jocelyne walked back to Carla and Ruth. “Oh yeah, she's cooked.”
Meanwhile the three couldn’t help but to hear Walky and Amber discuss Sailor Moon.
“So you see yourself as Tuxedo Mask?” Amber asked
“Pfff, no. I'm Usagi all the way,” Walky replied. “Like man I relate to her so much. Usagi's basically my spirit animal.”
Carla pulled out her bottle of pills. “I'm throwing my estrogen at her head.”