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Felix woke up feeling like absolute shit, and when he checked the sheets- yep, he was on his period, he hated that time of the month because he knew his uterus would wage war against him, he got up, changed his pants and underwear because he had bled through them, put on a pad, then went to wake up his wife, Tamora, so she could handle the blood on the bed while he went to look for his heating pad
“Tammy, can you change the sheets? It's that time of the month and I need to look for my heating pad” Felix said while shaking Tamora awake
“Ugh… wait what?” Tamora said before sighing “alright, I'll change the sheets, you look for your heating pad”
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After Tamora changed the sheets, Felix had come back with the heating pad, well, it wasn't really a heating pad because it was a menstruation crustacean, but same difference, Felix crawled back into bed, put the warm plush crab on his already aching stomach, then wrapped himself in the blanket like a cocoon
“You want some food, fix-it?” Tamora asked
“Taco” Felix replied
“Alright, be right back” Tamora said, heading to the kitchen to make the handyman some tacos
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Once Tamora came back to the bedroom, she found Felix exactly how she left him, curled up in the blanket while questioning his life choices
“Taco?” Tamora asked, that question made Felix sit up fast
“TACO” Felix said, he was hungry and wanted those tacos
Tamora handed the tacos to Felix, who devoured them
“Slow down, you're gonna choke!” Tamora said as Felix finished the tacos
“Taaacoooo” Felix said before flopping against Tamora and curling up, his period cramps were attempting to kill him at this point and he was trying not to cry
Tamora picked up on his pain and cuddled the handyman tightly
“I hate having a uterus” Felix said while holding back tears
“I know, I know” Tamora said while rubbing Felix's back, she knew she would be hearing him complain for a week, and she didn't really mind
THE END