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No shot I got us all kicked out of our old High School… I mean, all I did was playfully threaten to blow up Baablu’s classroom then proceed to ACCIDENTALLY blow it up. Diverting my attention from my relentless wallowing, Jumper. She had this stupid grin on her face, just like always.
Jumper on a tangent, insurance and experiments, the usual. Her expression was animated, usual craziness showing as she spoke to Jepexx and Derapchu. And now they decided to throw a party to celebrate us getting KICKED OUT.
A tall figure with bloodshot eyes came towards me, “No fucking way we got transferred to Lifesteal High school. This GOTTA be nightmare, dawg.” Of course it’s Mapicc. The guy who supposedly doesn’t do drugs. “Can’t believe it either, man,” I responded, running my fingers through my unruly bright yellow hair. I heard a murmur from behind us, “he’s so nonchalant” I faced the direction of the guy’s voice to reveal wemmbu and spoke giggling.
At least I’m not hated around here. Later into the night, they decided to play a slideshow up on the tv to replay our fun activities we’ve experienced at our old school. Everyone gathered around as Jumper, Jepexx, and Derapchu played a Google Slides montage with every picture they had of me blowing up the classroom. HELLO?? “Are we deadass? No- like are we for real here? Turn this shit off!” I yelled at them, unplugging the laptop from the tv.
We were pushed into karaoke time; this was my shit!!! I grabbed the microphone first to sing “Good Luck, babe!” Trying to elevate my mood from earlier, I danced like there was no tomorrow. Spoke and Jumper matched my energy, singing and dancing along with. Later into the night, they ended up singing a few more songs.
After that disaster, they decided to have a bakeoff. We got split into teams; I was with Spoke. Spoke decided that we should make unicorn cupcakes, because he likes rainbows or whatever. The second team was Mapicc and Jumper, they were making Tini’s mac and cheese. The final team was Jepexx and Derapchu, attempting to make beef wellington.
During our challenge, I was pretty fixated on making the rainbow frosting. Spoke asked me a few times to help with greasing the pan, or even with putting the batter onto the cupcake liners, but I kinda refused to. How did the two people who were LEAST trusted to be in the kitchen get paired together? We finalized our cupcakes; the rainbow frosting looked like a lump of poop on top of the radioactively bright cake.
Beside our masterpiece was Tini's mac and cheese. To be fair, it looked good, but I knew it was probably laced. And who knows what catastrophe Jepexx and Derapchu made, Jepexx thought he was the next Gordon Ramsey when cooking. The entire time I heard those two arguing.
We all gave wemmbu a plate of what we baked, and he gave our cupcakes a fair score of 3, because the batter was undercooked or whatever.
Tini’s mac and cheese team got 5’s, they were obviously gonna win from the start if they had someone reasonable like Jumper. Lord… the beef wellington was uncooked; the batter was still wet and it was just overall bland. wemmbu refused to eat it, so Jepexx ate it because he’s “built different”. After Mapicc and Jumper were declared as the winners, everyone DEVOURED that mac and cheese.
“Can I confess something?” Mapicc cleared his throat, catching the attention of everyone. “I laced that mac & cheese when you weren't looking” he turned over to Jumper. Oh, boy. "WE'RE GONNA DIE NOW MAPICC, YOU'RE SO-"