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It’s the end of the game both beta and alpha timelines are standing together
“what the fuck is that smell” Terezi growled out turning around “smells like us but grosser”. “SHE CAN’T THMELL” Mituna yells giggling mimicking something Latula says as always when her dancestor mentions something she can smell “FUCK YOU CAPTOR” Terezi yells back “HEY THAT’S MY JOB” Latula yells at Terezi enjoying the teasing of her dancestor. Her matesprit looked up at her “Now?” he asks grinning she shook her head “sorry babe not now”. “As I was saying before you two decided to be fucking stupid-” The younger Pyrope started before the ground started rumbling and 12 beings were almost just apperified in a line across from them. The entirety of the crew of 24 plus eight went silent even the loud mouth celibate who technically didn’t go silent but has his mouth covered by Cronus Ampora and his eyes covered by Porrim Maryam. “OH GOG ARE THOSE WHO I THINK THEY ARE?” yelled Vriska from the back the cerulean girl seeming to get more excited by the second.
TZ P.O.V:
Shit, ok those are our ancestors, probably...wait no definitely the smell of Serket smugness got stronger ok time to shut this shit down before we have all out alternian/beforian war. “OK EVERYONE I AM THE LEADER...sorry Karkles... AND AS THE LEADER I SAY THAT IF ANY OF YOU MOVE I WILL HANG YOU FOR TREASON”. Yup that sounded threatening enough totally not like a terrified troll girl. “ooooooooh look Pyrope a small you” a teasing voice said one she didn’t know but the eight syllables gave it away instantly “fuck, Mindfang” Terezi mumbled as she smelled the movement of the pirate queens red boots and heard her sword jangle slightly. “I see me reputation kept up especially with this loud mouth girl who calls herself the leader, HEY YE THAR IN THE WAAAAAAAAY BACK” Mindfang yelled pointing to Vriska “Ye look cute but not deadly, fix that” she said then returned to her place in line. “Ok so Mindfang's here that means…..redglare?” I say to myself turning my head towards the new trolls knowing I sounded almost too hopeful for a leader or at least one like karkles. ”HA YOU ARE JUST ILLEGALLY FANTASTIC” a voice much like her own yelled excitedly “AND BLIND LIKE ME ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL LOOK GHB” the woman yelled happily running over to the large purple mass you smelled. You could almost hear Gamzee gagging near Tavros watching the two of them hug and kiss. “Umm darlings you making our descendants uncomfortable” a calming voice said you almost immediately recognizing the fashionable smell of motherly badassitude. “I DON’T GIVE ONE WHOLE MOTHERFUCK GLOWY LADY, do I” The one you have coined as your Kismesis ancestor his voice dropping once he started talking to Redglare, ‘the sound of insanity’ you think to yourself almost laughing at how Dave seemed to be either speechless or the fussyfangs of his sister was having him be silent, this would be most enjoyable for him because of the ironic touch of fuck yeah as he would say.
Vriska’s P.O.V
Oh god they’re all here everyone mentioned in the journals, and even some that aren't I should be happy that I know more about them than most of us but i'm nervous goddamnit Vriska focus show off how much Mindfang should love you...that’s it steal the leadership from Terezi, looks like you're apologizing to her will have to wait until later. “TEREZI” you shout stepping to the front “what the hell are doing if you're the leader shouldn’t you be having us do something or did the sun that blinded you go to your head.” “Not the time Vriska” she hisses at you making you smirk “Oh I’m sorry did I hit a nerve” you mock “Don’t question my leadership serket” she growled at you but you knew it was all fake she was terrified you knew her too well “I wouldn’t go that far if a strife is what you're thinking of, you should know by now that I have aaaaaaaallllllll the luuuuuuuuck” you sneered throwing the extra eights to show you seriousness. “I seem to remember that you luck can’t outrun a blade” Terezi threatened pulling her cane closer. What you hadn’t noticed was the mutant blooded adult troll advancing on you since the beginning of the fight only noticing him once you both were lifted off the ground by your shirts “Ok, you’re done girls” he said to you as you began thrashing. “hehe Mindfang she’s a fighter like you” a woman with untameable hair giggled walking up to you. “Guessing by the olive blood color clothes and the almost sickeningly sweetness you're a Leijon, and by you nubby horns and the intense smell of cherries your karkles ancestor” Terezi said grinning “PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN” you screeched “Oops sorry” signless said letting you and Terezi down. You smirked and shoved Terezi using your wings to fly higher “OK AS YOUR NEW LEADER I ASSIGN EVERYONE TO FIND THEIR ANCESTORS AND NOT LISTEN TO TEREZI” you shouted then looked at the ancestors “find your descendants assholes” you said landing as everyone fanned out.
THIRD PERSON:
Everyone soon paired up even the alpha timeline trolls who were in the back and didn't appreciate the idea. Soon people were chatting with their ancestors and dancestors but their were some problems among the ranks like the fact that Kankri wouldn’t shut the fuck up much to Karkat and Signless’s dismay. “You are one tall motherfucker” Gamzee said looking up at GHB grinning his usual stoned look gracing his face. Kurloz signed something to GHB who just looked at gamzee confused. “motherfucking Kurbro said that your face paint is motherfucking miraculous” gamzee said smiling. “OK, girls tell me your quadrants I need to write them down” Disciple said to her “kittens” as she was calling them “Umm Kurloz was my matesprit and we’re still pretty close, Horuss is my meowrail” Meulin said. “PURRFECT, your turn ‘peta” disciple spoke smiling “I don’t have a matesprit but Equius is my meowrail and he’s just fine fur me” nepeta said clinging to the back of her ancestor. The Maryams were just a large crowd of fabulous and glowing. “Madame Dolorosa “If I could introduce my matesprit Rose” Kanaya said pulling Rose over to Porrim and Dolorosa. “Oh aren't you beautiful here spin” Dolorosa said twirling her finger watching rose slowly turn around “Hmm maybe we could make like a fit in flair” Dolorosa mumbled to herself nudging Kanaya “I agree she really enjoys the colors dark pink and black which I feel compliment her just as much as the yellow.” Kanaya commented looking at Porrim “I think I have my mobile dress kit in my sylladex“ Rose raised her eyebrows looking at the three “Don’t go to the trouble I would hate for such a beautiful dress to be made then ripped apart, right Kanaya?” Rose says specifically to embarrass her girlfriend for trying to make her clothing...again “Rose!” kanaya shouts blushing The Dolorosa laughing slightly as Rose walked over to her blushing beauty kissing her cheek. “Rose this did not need your human sarcasm” Kanaya mumbled. “I know i'll be going back to dave now love you” Rose said “Flushed for you” Kanaya said still blushing. “Who the fuck is you” Condensce and Meenah said at the same time frowning at each other “I’m going to lose my glubbing mind if you two spend the entire time bragging or fighting why don’t we take this time to talk about what was better for Alternia than krilling and a violent Caste system.” “If Serket didn't take my trident” Meenah grumbled to herself not wanting to listen to another one of her dancestors ‘be good’ speeches. “You got yours taken too? Miss glow fish over there took mine” Condensce said looking at Meenah. “They wouldn’t need to if you two used them responsibly instead of krilling everyone” Ferferi pointed out frowning at the two older trolls.
“So you’re pailing Zahhak over there fuck yea, what ‘bout you Tav” Summoner said enjoying the conversation between his descendants or his descendant and an alt him he didn’t give a fuck. “uhhh….g-gamzee's my uhhhh, matesprit” Tavros stuttered smiling “The highblood hell yes, hey guys watch this” Summoner said walking up behind Mindfang and grabbing her butt. “Summy, you have a good eight seconds before I slap your face so hard your descendant will feel it” Mindfang said calmly turning to her matesprit. Summoner let go hearing Rufio remark “Damn rejected!” as he flew back. “I’ll woo her later trust me”. The amporas were having a nice time just not talking to each other cronus fixing his hair humming greece to himself whilst planning on his next romantic gesture he’ll surprise kankri with that probably will not work. Eridan too upset about how hott dualscar is and why he can't look like that and dualscar watching Mindfang and Condensce trying to decide who is hotter. The only thing to describe the zahhaks is STRONG FAMILY. “does he really need to be over here?” redglare asked pointing to the adorable yellow blood clinging Latula “YOUCANTTHEEMEEEE” Mituna yelled from behind Latula who just giggled “I don’t like it” Reglare mumbled poking Mituna with her cane “shoo go to Psii go on shoo” Mituna whacked the cane but then fell over landing on his face “FUUUUUCUUCUKKIN THIIIT” Latula sighed looking at him and got on the ground laying next to him and they started cuddling “nap time” she declared smiling and removing Mituna's helmet. “What the fuck?” Redglare asked looking at terezi who shrugged “I don’t know either”. “So where will we get a device to set said hive on fire” The handmaid said smirking as Damara just held up her cigarette lighter. “THEN WE CAN HAVE A CORPSE PARTY” Aradia yelled giggling catching the attention of a certain bipolar yellow blood who gave her “the look” which meant not to try shit or he will blow her up again. (speaking of that certain yellow blood where the hell are those shits). “Where the fuck ith MT” sollux said frowning. “I dont care im jutht happy i don’t have to lithen to a thing the fith bitch hath to thay to me.” Psiionic grumbled. “COULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY?!?!” Karkat yelled at kankri and signless as they talked about blood color rights.
“ #language karkat…” kankri mumbled to himself. “ that could trigger some people” “WELL YA KNOW WHAT TRIGGERS ME? YOUR TRIGGER WARNINGS!” Oh shit kankri started to rebuttal but cut himself off covering himself in his sweater and loudly sobbing (because kankri’s a crybaby) Cronus seeing this put his comb away and ran over to his matesprit picking him up whilst glaring at Karkat and walking away from the large group to calm the celibate down. (Speaking of the cool kids what are those Striders doing, oh their guardians have randomly appeared….cool) “bro?” Dave said looking up a his older brother. “Sup lil man.” A lot of things were running through dave’s head; can i hug him? nah that wouldn’t be cool. So they fist bumped. Dirk came up to dave. “Hey man, nice movies” “thanks dude.” And another fist bump. “Grandma gadzooks is that you?” Jake said looking at his grandmother she hadn’t aged a day since the last time he saw her breathing. “Jake is that...is that me?” Jade asked looking at an older version of herself “I am still cute i like it” Jade continued smiling. “I was certainly a lively young lady” Grandma Harley said smiling hugging both her younger self and her grandson filling in for a grandfather that couldn't make it. “Momma is...ish that you” Roxy said tearing up looking at her mother smiling more than she ever has both of them just hugging happily. “H-hey rosey” A drunken mother of rose said looking at her daughter “i-im sorry i couldnt be betta forz you” she said starting to tear up. Rose looked her mother up and down and hugged her and for once showed actual physical contact to someone other than her troll girlfriend Kanaya and she would never admit it out loud but she actually didn't hate it, she enjoyed it. The crockers and egberts reunion was the sweetest thing some would say a daughter putting her best disguise on and sneaking up on her father and a son admitting he was bi and a father saying “hello bi i'm dad” then everyone laughing...well not everyone the striders looked like they were going to die from the dad joke.