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You laid your head down on your pillow for a while. Your mind was swarming with thoughts about the sight of the man you saw last night at the bar. You were so wasted, you don’t even know the sight of him was real. You decided to get up from your bed and go to the kitchen to get some milk. You see your mom stressing out about some paperwork.
You decide to ask, “What’s wrong, mom?”
She replied, “Oh, nothing. You shouldn’t worry about me, go deal with whatever you came over here for.”
You seemed skeptical about that statement, but you followed as she said. You opened the fridge, and poured your milk. You walked back to your room, but right as you were about to sit down, you had the sudden urge to throw up. The hangover must have caught up to you. You rushed to the bathroom and began to throw up.
Once you were done in the bathroom, you flushed the toilet and went back to your room. You realized you had some errands to do today, so you got changed and grabbed your car keys and opened the door, all ready to head to the store.
You turned the knob.
You looked up.
That man from last night was at the door.
You stared, speechless of what to say.
You muttered out, “um..hi..may i help you..?”
The man said, “..May i help me?”
You looked confused, and maybe a little flirty, but your thoughts were interrupted by the man kissing you on the cheek.
You held your hand to your cheek and started blushing. The man pulled you outside, and you two sat on the porch steps together.
“Jevil, by the way.” he said, holding out a handshake to you.
You respond, “Y/N.”
You two started blushing, then, Jevil pulled you off the steps and you two started running somewhere. You didn’t know where you two were going, but you were rolling with it. He pulled you into an alleyway, and took you into a secret hangout hidden inside of a garbage disposal.
You said, “this is so cool! How did you make this?”
He replied, “a Jester never tells his secrets!”
The hangout had a mini-fridge full of all of your favorite drinks, snacks, and other fluids.
You thought about how hot this man is. You decided to walk up to him, and you started making out with him. You two didn’t pull away for five minutes, but when you two did, Jevil did something very unexpected.
He got down on one knee, and pulled out a small box. “Y/N, will you marry me?!”
You screamed out of excitement. “YES! YES I WILL MARRY YOU! HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEEEEE!!!”
On the day of the wedding, Jevil walked down the aisle with a beautiful wedding dress. You got married to jevil and got very drunk that day. You two lived happily ever after and lived together for 5750 years.
The end.