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When Jimin first wakes up he notices something very...different in the upstairs area. He peeks out one eye and looks down to see...boobs? He has boobs?
“What is going on?” That voice isn't his but it definitely came from his mouth and he gets up and runs out to the bathroom only to bump into another girl.
“Who are you and what is happening?” The girl asks and Jimin's eyes widen when he takes in the soft but not unfamiliar facial features.
“Hobi hyung? It's me, Jimin.” Jimin tells him (Her? Them?) and, before Hoseok can respond, there's an ear splitting shriek coming from Seokjin and Yoongi's room. They run to the door and they both stop in their tracks and stare at what seems to be a feminine version of both Yoongi and Seokjin standing before them.
“Uh-oh.” Jimin says looking around at the other faces that all share his concern.
“Taehyung, stop playing with those.” Seokjin tells Taehyung while Taehyung squeezes his newly formed breasts with a wide smile.
“They're on my body so yeah, they are mine.” Taehyung says and Namjoon rolls his eyes. It's very surreal seeing his members with softer facial features and curves they didn't have before.
“Whatever, just someone please tell me why the hell this is happening?” Yoongi asks voice sounding higher in pitch than Jimin's ever heard it and Jimin giggles because, aside from Yoongi's sour expression, he looks adorable as a girl. Yoongi seems to notice that he's laughing at him so he turns his glare on him. “I will end you.” Yoongi says though it doesn't sound nearly as threatening as it normally would. Jimin thinks it has something to do with how cute his little nose looks when he glares and it scrunches up but that's beside the point.
“Not sure why or how this is happening, but it is and it's awful. My back is killing me, how do people with boobs even do this?” Namjoon says jiggling his sizable breasts to make a point.
“Don't do that because I'll get turned on and I don't know how girls feel when they get turned on and I'm not sure if I want to know.” Hoseok tells him staring at his large chest. Namjoon smirks at him and jiggles a little more in his seat and Yoongi smacks his thigh.
“Stop teasing Hoseok, he's weak.” Hoseok sticks his tongue out at him but Yoongi just ignores him.
“I think this calls for an orgy, who's with me?” Jeongguk asks and Taehyung, Hoseok, and Jimin all raise their hands.
“Me and Namjoon are going to my room, don't bother us.” Yoongi says standing and pulling Namjoon up by the wrist.
“I'm going with them then, sorry maknaes but I really want to see Namjoon naked.” Hoseok says getting up to follow the other two.
“Fine with me. Jin hyung, are you coming with us? I'll call you Unnie.” Jimin says wiggling his eyebrows and Seokjin is upset that he's so weak for the younger members. He's not really too upset though when he finds that he loves their moans, even when they're higher in pitch.
When Namjoon wakes up the next morning it's to Yoongi (still a girl) smacking Hoseok and screaming at him.
“What's going on?” Namjoon asks scrubbing at his eyes and moving his too long hair out of his face and accidentally pinching his nipple when he lays back down. Damn boobs.
“Hoseok made me bleed!” Yoongi says still smacking at Hoseok.
“I'm bleeding too and you sitting on my already cramping stomach isn't helping.” Hoseok whines blocking his face from Yoongi's flying hands. When Namjoon moves to pull Yoongi off of Hoseok, he feels a slick warmth between his thighs and he peeks under the covers and pulls back with wide eyes.
“Oh my God. Are we on our periods?” Namjoon asks and Yoongi stops punching at Hoseok.
“Are you kidding me? First we magically get turned into girls and now we're on our periods?! Well isn't this just fan-fucking-tastic.” Yoongi says getting off of Hoseok and flopping down in the bed.
“We can't just lay here in our own blood guys, we need to shower.” Namjoon says looking at the two in mild disgust.
“Ugh, fine, but if either of you touch me I'm going to kill you.” Yoongi says as they all stand to go to the shower. Much like the day before, they find themselves all sitting in the living room except the atmosphere is so very different. Jimin is covering his face with a pillow to shield his eyes from the bright light, Seokjin is eating saltines to keep the nausea away, Taehyung is clutching his stomach and groaning, Hoseok is massaging his chest to take the soreness away, Yoongi is glaring at everyone who so much as breathes in his direction, Jeongguk is near tears as he massages where his kidneys should be, and Namjoon is trying not to fall back asleep on the couch he's laying on.
“So, we're all on our periods.” Seokjin states and Yoongi glares at him.
“Thank you so fucking much for stating the obvious Seokjin now what the fuck do we do about it?” Yoongi snaps and Seokjin looks like he may burst out in tears.
“Don't be a bitch to Seokjin because you're having a bad day, Yoongi, we're all having a bad day if you hadn't noticed.” Jimin says peeking out from beneath his pillow and rubbing Seokjin's shoulder until his lip stops quivering.
“So, what do we do about it? We can't just keep using all of our toilet tissue for pads, who knows how long this is going to last?” Namjoon says around a yawn.
“What are we supposed to do?” Taehyung asks groaning again at the pain in his stomach.
“We have to make a store run.” Hoseok says and everyone else groans. “Listen, if we don't get some kind of pills to make these God-awful symptoms go away we're going to be miserable all day.” After a minute of mulling it over everyone realizes that maybe, just maybe, Hoseok is right.
“What the fuck do we even do here?” Yoongi asks staring at the wall of tampons and pads.
“What's the difference between pads and panty liners?” Jeongguk asks looking at both of the packages to try to find some discernible difference.
“What does ultra mean? Does that mean it's bigger?” Taehyung asks looking at one of the boxes.
“Why do they have teen tampons and 'regular' tampons? Are teen vaginas smaller than normal ones?” Jimin asks and Seokjin face palms.
“Stop asking questions, let's just grab something and go see how Namjoon and Hoseok are doing looking for PMS pills.” Seokjin tells them grabbing a large box of tampons. They walk to the medicine aisle and see that Hoseok and Namjoon are both carrying a large assortment of medicines in their arms.
“We found the stash. I say we take one of each of these and hope that we wake up tomorrow.” Hoseok says trying to put the pill bottles in their cart but Seokjin stops him.
“How about we just get the one that has the most pills and call it a day, yeah?” Seokjin asks and Hoseok sighs.
“Fine, but if Yoongi makes you cry again just remember you could have prevented it.” Hoseok says and Seokjin stops him from putting all of the pill bottles back.
“Let's get two kinds, just to be safe.”
When they finally make it back to the house Yoongi grabs one of the bottles and nearly breaks it trying to get out a pill.
“Calm down she-hulk.” Namjoon tells him and Yoongi glares.
“How do we put these in?” Jeongguk asks looking to the others for help and everyone shrugs.
“Google it.” Taehyung says and Jeongguk does just that.
“According to newhealthadvisor dot com, you get in a comfortable position and hold a tampon in your dominant hand, hold your tampon exactly in the middle while making sure the string is still visible and is away from your body, open your labia and place the tampon in your vaginal opening then push it gently until your fingers touch the applicator and your body, use your index finger to push the inner tube on the tampon through the outer tube, remove the outer tube once the inner tube is already in, then leave the string hanging outside of your vagina – you can use it to remove it whenever you want.” Jeongguk reads.
“What's a labia?” Taehyung asks and Namjoon groans.
“We're not idiots, why is this so hard to figure out?” Namjoon asks rubbing his temples.
“Wait, there's a video, here.” Jeongguk says motioning for the others to join him. After they watch the video, they all decide to go to separate rooms to try it out. Jimin pulls the tampon out of the package and does just what the lady said but something has to be wrong because this isn't comfortable at all. He sucks it up though because they don't have enough tissue to use and they didn't get pads so this will have to do. Just as Jimin is pulling his clothes back on the others walk in looking just as uncomfortable as he does.
“I hate this and it needs to be over now.” Yoongi says settling down in the couch. It doesn't end that day however, or the day after that or two days after that, it lasts for all five days and, by the second day, Jimin was sure someone (Yoongi) was going to kill one of the others (Seokjin) if said other didn't stop whining. By the fourth day they all just decided to stay in separate rooms to keep each other safe and Jimin smiles when he pulls out a mostly clean tampon.
“I think this is the last day guys, I'm not cramping or anything.” Jimin announces walking into the living room with the others.
“Yeah, I think it's the last day for me too.” Yoongi says and Jimin smiles at he and Seokjin's forms huddled together.
“Thank God. I'm not sure I could take another day of cramping and nausea.” Jeongguk says leaning against Namjoon's shoulder while Namjoon plays with his long black hair. Everyone let's out grunts of approval.
“Well, I'm tired, I'm going to bed. Anyone want to join me?” Namjoon asks standing up and yawning. Hoseok and Jeongguk spring up to follow him and the others all wave as they leave. Jimin sits down beside Taehyung and wraps himself in his embrace and, before he knows it, he's fast asleep.
“We're back.” Jimin hears Taehyungs voice – his actual voice – say and he opens his eyes to stare at the other. There he is in all of his strong jawed flat chested glory and Jimin nearly shouts for joy when he feels significantly lighter in his chest area than he had the day before.
“Guys, we're back.” Hoseok screams as he runs from the bedroom to the living room and Seokjin throws a pillow at his face.
“We know but you're loud so shut up.” Seokjin tells him and Jimin laughs. It's so good to be back.
Months later, when Namjoon's younger sister is visiting, she calls him from the bathroom and he goes to see what's wrong.
“Oppa, I need some tampons, can you go buy me some? I'll love you forever.” She says through the door and Namjoon rolls his eyes.
“Just look in the cabinet under the sink, there's some tampons there.” Namjoon says and a moment of silence stretches on.
“Oppa, why do you have an opened box of tampons in your cabinet?” She asks and Namjoon takes a second to think of how to answer that question.
“Last month was just a weird time for us, ok? Just use those, ok?” Namjoon says walking away from the bathroom door. When his sister comes into the room, he stops her before she even asks like he knows she wants to. “Last month was weird, ok?!”