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"Hmmm" Hollyleaf cat-thought, as she was a cat. "Everyone is mad about us being mates, Fallen Leaves." She mewed, angrily. "Uhhh I'm not..!?!?!?" Fallen Leaves shouted, sweating up the entire Atlantic Ocean. "Erm, I AM." Hollyleaf mewed, but like-, more angrily. "We were never canon! Just a retcon by the website?" "What's a website?" Said Cinderheart. "Oh hey Cinderheart" meowed Hollyleaf and Fallen Leaves at exact same time. "Jinx!" Said Willowshine, who had apparently also said "Oh hey CInderheart", or else it wouldn't make sense for her to say that. "Woah I didn't know u were there :0" Said only Hollyleaf. "But Hollyleaf," began Cinderwillowheartshine, "We were in love as apprentices!" They said at the same time, looking at Holly and then at each other. "Wait, u too? HOLLYLEAF? Stop saying what I'm saying! Hollyleaf, DO SOMETHING!" "Erm, buy you a coke?" anxiously joked Hollyleaf. "Well, we are somewhat canon, unlike y'all. Why don't you just get together instead?" Fallen Leaves suggested. "Oh yeah sure." They said as they held hands. "I guess that leaves just us.." Winked Fallen Leaves. "Ew no men >:(" Hollysomething mewed, THE MOST ANGRY AS SHE HAS BEEN BEFORE!!! Cindershine interrupted their passionately making out, "Wait isn't Holly gay or sm?" "WAIT WHAT-" Fallen Leaves began, interrupted by Hollyleaf- "Gurl wtf. I'm leaving bro" She said, going down a random cave, as rocks and rubble trapped her in.... I feel like this has happened before.... "Well, erm t-the end?" Fallen Leaves nervously stuttered. "Yeah sure why not." The lesbians said.
THE END.