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Your name is Gamzee makara and you are fucked to put it lightly. You are feeling motherfucking horns over heels for your wicked hatefriend Equius but can’t clearly express it to him sadly because you’re unsure. But Equius, oh sweet sweet oblivious Equius did not recognize any of his advances as flirting. A shame indeed. Today you are filled with determination thinking about it, it’s settled.
Today is finally the day you confess to your wicked flushcrush! Even tho he probably won’t reciprocate these flushed feelings but it’s okay! You have to motherfucking tell him at some point. But how will You tell him…. It’s not like You can just dump all the things You felt for so long over motherfucking text! You are not a fool. You think for a while but then it hits you. Of-course! You could ask him out on a date! As friends totally, then tell him that you’re really fucking flushed for him like crazy fucking flushed just to get it over with and out the way.
But where are you gonna take him? You could hang out at Equius’ hive. Fuck no you don’t wanna seem rude going on a totally friendly date and just staying by his hive. By the ocean is another place that would be nice but ehh you’re not too sure. Wait wait! You could hang out at your hive instead! Maybe order a couple snacks and you two could watch a movie, too. Sounds alright! Let’s get this party started!
- - terminallyCapricious has started trolling centaurTesticles - -
TC: HeY eQuIbRo :O)
CT: D - -> Hello highb100d.
TC: I wAs CoNjUrInG uP sOmE mOtHeRfUcKiNg ThOuGhTs iN mY tHiNkPaN aNd I wAs WoNdErInG
TC: dO yOu WanNa CoMe oVeR tO mY hIvE? :O)
CT: D - -> To your hive?
CT: D - -> Oh my. I need a towel.
- -> Be the sweaty STRONG horseman
Your name is Equius Zahhak and you are feeling quite flushed for the highblood Gamzee Makara. And fortunately he just asked you to come over to his hive. This is so wonderful you might just start believing in miracles. You have never been more happier in your life, well other than all the times bonding with your meow-moirail but this is an extremely close second.
You retrieve a towel graciously handed to you by your lusus and quickly wipe your face and neck with it then resume typing whilst trying not to break the keyboard with your STRENGTH.
CT: D - -> That would be quite pleasant.
CT: D - -> I do not mind that at all.
CT: D - -> What time do you wish for me to come over, highb100d?
TC: Oh
TC: i DiDnT mOtHeRfUcKiNg ThInK oF tHaT
TC: HoW aBoUt ToNiGhT?
CT: D - -> Perhoofs
CT: D - -> Tonight sounds alright I suppose
TC: MiRaCulOuS
TC: SeE yOu ToNiGhT
TC: HoNk :O)
- - > Be the flushed clown guy
Your name is Gamzee Makara and you just landed a somewhat date with Equius Zahhak this is absolutely just the most wicked motherfucking miracle to ever happen to you. But if you want to have a real miraculous night you have got to clean up your motherfucking hive before equibro gets here. Honk :O(
- - > Go back to being the STRONG b100b100d
You are Equius Zahhak again and you need to contact your beloved dear meow-moirail. Sh##t, pardon your language. To tell her about what just occured
- -> talk to moirail
- - centaurTesticles has began trolling arsenicCatnip- -
CT: D- -> Nepeta. I have something serious to tell you about
CT: D - -> It includes my flushcrush
AC: :33< Oh em g33! Equihiss did something bad happen between you and gamzee??
CT: D - -> No
CT: D - -> Quite the opposite, he wants me to come over to his hive
AC: :33< EQUIHISS!!! That’s wonderful! Do mew want help getting ready for your date? Mew cannot let this oppurrtunity go to waste!
CT: D - -> It’s not a date but yes
CT: D - -> Could you come over to my hive? I wish to speak in person. It would be easier that way