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4 in the afternoon
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Hisoka’s apartment
Hisoka emerges out of the shower with steam everywhere, his hair freshly washed with a nice smell of roses. His phone starts to ring.
“I wonder who that might be,” he thinks to himself.
“Oh! It’s Illumi!” he says as a smile appears.
“HEY ILLUMI, HOW ARE YOU!” he says happily like a little kid meeting his best friend on the playground.
“My goddess Hisoka, hi to you too,” Illumi says with a calm, surprised tone.
“Ahm, anyways, I need your help finding Killua again…..” Illumi complained in an annoyed and angry tone.
Hisoka responds, “Heh, you sound like you don’t want to find Kill—”
Illumi cuts off Hisoka angrily.
“Of course I don’t want to. It’s tedious , and he won’t even stay willingly. But my parents insist I ‘save’ their precious little baby. I find the whole thing utterly pointless ,” Illumi’s voice was low and sharp,his teeth.
“Ugh, sorry to take it out on you,” Illumi added as he felt bad that he screamed at Hisoka.
“No, it’s fine, I swear, honestly,” Hisoka says reassuringly as he starts to brush his hair and then stops as an idea strikes him.
“Wait, if you don’t want to, then just don’t do it,” Hisoka suggested.
Illumi giggles, thinking Hisoka is joking.
Illumi chuckles, “Yeah okay, let me disobey my parents so they can beat the living hell out of me. As if,” Illumi scoffs.
Hisoka says with glee “Just think about it we can go on a little date and have some fun, if you know what I mean~~~”
Illumi’s face flushed adorably, the blush creeping up to the top of his ears.
Illumi gulped. “R-REALLY HISOKA? I’LL BE A DEAD MAN!” Illumi says, choking on his words.
“Oh come on, my little crow. Trust me, it will be wayyyyy more fun than chasing Killua and that little boyfriend of his,” Hisoka says in a playful tone.
Illumi thinks about it for a hot minute, unsure, but he remembers that he’s been dying to take Hisoka on a date because both of them are usually busy and sadly never have time for each other.
“Hmm, it would be nice to have a break from this whole Killua situation.”
“SO IS THAT A YES!?!” Hisoka’s grin separated so wide it could split his face in two.
Illumi chuckled, “Yeah, I guess so.”
Hisoka was as happy as a teenage girl after her crush said yes to prom.
“OH I KNEW YOU COULDN’T RESIST ME!!!”
Illumi felt soft and fluffy inside.
“Wow, you’re really excited.
I’ll pick you up at 7. See you later, funny bunny~~”
Hisoka replied in a heartbeat, “OF COURSE I—wait, what did you just call me…?”
“I finally read the articles about couples you always send me, and it said that pet names are essential in relationships, so now you’re funny bunny. Accept it~”
Illumi said in a playful tone.
Hisoka’s face turns red in surprise.
“Anyways, I better get ready. I want to look my best for you. Goodbye ~~” Illumi said while he hung up.
Hisoka was still stunned after what Illumi just told him. He lowers his hand from his face and says, “Okay, bye,” Hisoka whispers to himself, still trying to process what Illumi had said.
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Three hours passed
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Illumi’s room
Illumi was adjusting the last clasp on his dark violet coat, trying to look his best for Hisoka.
Illumi was wearing a long, deep violet tailcoat, its fabric shimmering with dark patterns that seemed to shift in the light. Silver clasps and braided trim lined the front, with cross-shaped fastenings adding a cold, old-world feel.
Underneath, sleek black trousers hugged his frame high-waisted and sharp letting him move like a quiet threat. His polished black ankle boots were laced tight and ended in a dagger-point toe,each step was silent.
His long, inky hair was tied in a ponytail, with a few strands framing his face, tucked carefully to reveal earrings that were very dear to Illumi, since it was a gift from Hisoka.
They were in a small dark navy blue box. When Illumi opened the box a note from Hisoka appeared saying,
“To match your eyes~” with a faint smudged mark of lipstick on the note.
Illumi loved the note so much that he kept it in the box so every time he would open it, he would remember the look on Hisoka’s face when he gifted it to him.
Inside the blue box were tiny ivory skulls strung on black beads, each one topped with a delicate black ribbon.
A soft smile appeared on Illumi’s face along with a shimmer in his black eyes as he put them on.
His dad knocked on the door aggressively.
“ILLUMI, WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?!” Silva yelled at Illumi furiously, his voice sharp as shattered glass.
Illumi’s heart dropped lower than my grades. He hid the beautiful blue navy box from his dad, but Illumi didn’t notice that the note Hisoka left him had fallen on the floor.
Silva flung open the door of Illumi’s room like a strong wind of rage.
“ILLUMI, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR KILLUA!?!” Silva scolded Illumi loudly.
Illumi looked like a child getting lectured for misbehaving.
“I was just!—”
Silva interrupted Illumi.
“What’s that piece of paper on the floor?” Silva said in a confused tone as he bent down, reaching for the note on the floor.
Illumi stepped on it with his black pointy heel, fear taking over his body.
“Oh, that? That’s just a reminder to look for Killua,” Illumi said with a light tone of fear in his voice
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Silva could easily tell that Illumi was clearly lying. Instead of yelling at him, he decided to make it seem that he believed Illumi so Tsubone and Gotoh could follow him.
Silva responded, “Hmph. Fine. Just make sure you don’t waste any more time, and if you screw this up… you’ll answer to me.”
Then Silva leaves, acting like he bought the excuse.
Illumi takes a sigh of relief, surprised he believed it. As Illumi starts putting on his darling earrings, he notices 20 new messages from Hisoka.
Illumi reaches for his phone and calls Hisoka, answering in a soft tone, trying to cover up his stress.
“Hello Hisoka, I’m so sorry that I missed your messages. My father came into my room, I’m—”
Hisoka cuts him off and answers in a reassuring tone.
“It’s all right, my little crow. Honestly, don’t stress it out. I’m ready for you. I’m right in front of my apartment.”
“All right, I’ll be there in 5, my funny bunny.”
Hisoka’s face flustered with the same exact color as his soft pink thong.
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5 minutes passed
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Outside of Hisoka’s apartment
As Illumi arrives at the entrance of Hisoka’s apartment Illumi is greeted by his beautiful fiancé glistening, Hisoka stands in the soft light, almost glowing, like something out of a dream.
His hair is freshly washed, falling in soft layers of red and purple around his face. Some strands stick gently to his cheeks, still a little damp. The colors blend like the sky at sunset, and the way it frames his golden eyes makes him look almost unreal.
He’s wearing black pants with deep red lace running down the sides, like a trail of rose petals. It’s as if a whole garden is blooming around his feet. His white blouse is covered in frilly lace, with long sleeves and a high neck, making him look both fancy and delicate.
Over it, he wears a dark blue velvet corset with gold designs that was gifted from Illumi, his earring shaped like hearts with red gems sparkle whenever he moves.
On his feet are chunky black heels stitched with deep red thread, the shape sharp and elegant. They click softly against the floor, adding to the rhythm of his steps like the beat of a dark waltz.
Illumi’s eyes widened with love and affection for his amazing, glorious fiancé. As he stepped out of his black, shimmering car to kiss his fiancé’s hand, he heard a faint gasp but didn’t think much of it. Normally, he would’ve dealt with it, but he didn’t want to take his eyes off his beloved, who looked more divine than ever.
“Wow… I didn’t know I was going to be picking up an absolutely divine goddess. What have you done to my sinister fiancé~?”
Illumi said with a smirk on his face as he rose to look at his darling.
“Hm, aren’t you just a charmer~” Hisoka replied in a sarcastic, playful tone.
They got into the black, glistening car and drove away. Meanwhile, a familiar motorcycle peeked out from the alley; it was Tsubone and her granddaughter, Amane.
“Oh no… Master Silva won’t like this,” Amane said in a worried tone, her voice edged with a hint of fear.
“Amane, inform Gotoh about this now,” Tsubone ordered.
“Yes, Grandmother.”
Gotoh was taking a smoking break while keeping an eye out for Illumi when he got a call from Amane.
“Hey, did you guys find out what Master Illumi was doing?”
“Yes! Turns out he has a secret lover!” Amane exclaimed, trying not to fly off her grandmother’s back from how fast they were going.
“Wow, really? Master Illumi having a lover? Who’s the unlucky woman and how much did he pay her?” Gotoh said, trying his best not to chuckle.
Tsubone replied firmly, “We don’t know the man, but we must be serious here and follow the orders that Master Silva gave us.”
Gotoh, not surprised that the lover was actually a man, flicked his cigarette to the floor and responded, “Heh. I’m not surprised… after all, have you seen him?”
Amane covered her giggle with a cough. Tsubone, fed up, cut in.
“That’s enough. We must find out what they’re up to. Now, Gotoh, I’ll send you our location,” she said, ending the call.
“Yeah, whatever,” Gotoh muttered to himself.
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Not much time has passed
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In Illumi’s car
“So, where are you planning on taking me?” Hisoka questions Illumi.
“Somewhere I know you’re going to love.”
“Your bed perhaps~” Hisoka says playfully.
“It’s too early for that, I fear,” Illumi flirtily says to Hisoka.
Hisoka looks away from Illumi, trying to hide his very visibly flustered pink face.
“My goddess, you’re so corny.”
“Oh please, you’re literally the king of corny,” Illumi said.
“Maybe king of porn, not corny,” Hisoka says with a smirk.
“Pretty sure you’re both, but whatever makes you sleep at night… or masturbate.”
Illumi’s face literally looks like that one clip of Speed trying to hold in his laugh.
Hisoka was flabbergasted.
“I— WHA— ARE YOU SMILING?” Hisoka says in disbelief and confusion.
He doesn’t know whether to comment on Illumi’s unexpected joke or the fact that he’s smiling.
Illumi tilts his head slightly, the curve of his lips faint but undeniable.
“Is that… a problem?” he asks, voice flat, though his eyes glint with something dangerously close to amusement.
Hisoka blinks at him, taken aback, as if trying to decide whether he’s hallucinating or if Illumi really just made a joke and smiled about it.
Hisoka leans in, eyes narrowing in mock suspicion.
“Careful, Illu~. Smile too much and people might think you’re human.”
Illumi doesn’t flinch, the faint curve still ghosting his lips.
“And would that bother you?”
For a moment, Hisoka just studies him, grin faltering into something quieter, something almost fond.
Then, with a soft chuckle, he leans closer, their shoulders nearly brushing.
“On the contrary… it might make me fall for you all over again.”
Illumi slightly blushes but he successfully covers it up and responds in an impish tone.
“If it takes a smile to keep you, then perhaps I should smile more.”
Hisoka’s eyes widened with fondness as if he really did fall in love with Illumi all over again.
“Heh, wow, you’ve become such a charmer ever since the last time we went on a date together.”
His voice as calm as a gentle breeze, Hisoka lays his hand on Illumi’s tense shoulder, stroking it as it slowly loosens up.
“You always have your ways of pleasing me with your beautiful words.”
Hisoka seductively claims as the sun shimmers on his glossy lips.
Illumi, trying his best not to give in, turns his head back to the road and replies,
“Well, of course I only use such beautiful words when I’m talking to you, my love.”
For once, Hisoka’s smirk falters.
He blinks, staring at Illumi with something almost vulnerable.
“Ohh… so I’m the only one worthy of your sweet words? How deliciously selfish of you.”
“Why, of course, you’re the only thing I truly wish to possess in this cruel world, my love,”
Illumi says in an alluring tone as he turns his head to meet Hisoka’s glistening yellow eyes.
As the both of them try to lean in for a kiss, Illumi hears a familiar sound of a motorcycle.
“They’re on to us, fuck,” Illumi mutters, Hisoka visibly confused and wondering what and who Illumi is talking about.
“What—who are you talking about and what are you talking about??”
Hisoka questions Illumi, trying to look for an answer and an explanation.
“Remember the grandmother and granddaughter I told you about”
“Yeah, the old lady who can use her nen to turn into vehicles and her granddaughter, right?”
“Correct. And Gotoh is with them.”
“What are we going to do about it?”
“Nothing. I won’t let them ruin our special day. Just trust me with this.”
Hisoka, with confusion spread all over his face, widens his eyes in realization as Illumi takes a U-turn on the highway, then swerves as he speeds, heading straight toward the three butlers.
“ILLUMI, WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS!?!” Hisoka shouts at Illumi while trying to take the wheel.
“Just trust me on this,” Illumi says in a sharp tone, his eyes narrowing in consideration.
“WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?” Gotoh says, shocked and with a little bit of fear.
“I THINK HE’S TRYING TO HIT US!” Amane says frantically.
Gotoh shouts back in a sarcastic tone, “OH YA THINK? REALLY, WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IMPRESSION, HUH?”
“THAT’S ENOUGH, YOU TWO. STOP CHATTING—I’M GOING TO SWERVE OFF THE HIGHWAY!” Tsubone says in rage.
Gotoh and Amane shout in sync, “WHAAAAAAT!?”
“YOU GUYS HEARD ME!” Tsubone yells angrily as she swerves off the highway, and the three of them fall into an ocean of trees.
Illumi turns left and enters an exit.
“Ugh, so annoying. I knew my dad would send someone to follow me. I should have been more careful. Now who knows what he’s going to do with me,”
Illumi mutters in an almost anxious tone, worried about the horrendous things his dad will do to him once he gets home.
Hisoka, worried about his fiancé and not wanting him to be stressed, lays his hand on Illumi’s shoulder, comforting him.
“Hey, listen. It’s going to be fine, my darling. I promise, no matter what happens, I’ll be there with you. No matter what, I will never leave your side in this world and the next.”
Hisoka comforts Illumi in a soothing tone, like a goddess kissing a hurt mortal.
“Hm, my beloved Hisoka, what will I ever do without you?” Illumi says in a tired tone, trying his best to smile for his lover.
“You’ll never need to worry about that, my little crow. And I mean it.”
Illumi’s tired smile turns into a soft, genuine one.
“I love you, my funnybunny.” Illumi says as he softly kisses Hisoka’s lips.
“I love you too, my little crow.”
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Not much time has passed
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Some forest near the highway
Tsubone annoyed and angry that she lost sight of Master Illumi and his secret lover and will report the incident to Master Silva
“Amane are you okay honey?”
“Yes Im fine grandmother ”
Gotoh thinks to himself in a mocking tone
“Oh Gotoh are you alright,oh yes thank you Gotoh for asking ,anytime Gotoh”
“Master Silva won’t be happy about this knowing that we lost track of Master Illumi especially when he sounds out about his secret lover ”
Gotoh adds
“Not just that but imagine what he would do if he found out that you jumped of the highway into the forest and that has a secret lover who’s a male but I personally don’t judge or care but it’s Master SIlva and Master Kikyo that care ”
Amane joins in the conversation excusing and validating her grandmother’s actions
“Yes you’re right but grandmother had to jump because Master Illumi was charging at us like an angry rhino we had no choice”
Tsubone already frustrated about the situation cuts off the conversation
“You think Master Silva will care that Master Illumi was charging at us? All he’ll hear is that I let him slip away with his secret lover, no less. And if Master Silva has a problem with me saving my granddaughter, then he can take it up with me directly.”
Gotoh cleared his throat, his lips twitching in a mock smile.
“Ah yes, I’m sure Master Silva will be most understanding. He always appreciates when we misplace one of his children, especially when romance is involved.”
Tsubone shot him a glare sharp enough to silence a room full of butlers.
“You’d do well to hold your tongue, Gotoh. Unless you’d like to explain this mess to Master Silva yourself.”
Amane, clutching Tsubone’s sleeve, whispered timidly,
“Grandmother… maybe we shouldn’t fight. We’ll find Master Illumi. We always do.”
Tsubone exhaled heavily and then turned to her granddaughter, deciding to call Master Silva.
“Enough running in circles,” she muttered, more to herself than anyone else. “It’s time Master Silva heard this from me directly.”
She straightened her back, her voice cold and steady as she activated the line.
“This is Tsubone. I need to report an incident regarding Master Illumi.”
Gotoh stiffened, muttering under his breath,
“Oh, this should go wonderfully…”
Silva answered the phone in a cold tone, determined to know what his eldest son was up to.
“Tsubone, I’m assuming you have good news, that's why you’re calling. Illumi is looking for Killua as we speak, am I right?”
Tsubone cleared her throat, trying to keep her brave and confident image in front of her granddaughter and colleague.
“Um… well, Master Silva, you see, Master Illumi actually has a, um—”
“What is it, Tsubone? Spit it out.”
Gotoh, with his iconic smirk, got closer to Tsubone and whispered in her ear low enough for Silva not to hear,
“Yeah, Tsubone, spit it out.”
Tsubone grinds her teeth, glaring at Gotoh as she shooed him away like a fly. She proceeded with her report to Silva.
“Well, it’s just that Master Illumi has a secret fiancée—”
Before Tsubone could finish, Silva angrily cut her off.
“What?! Illumi has a secret fiancée? Illumi, my son… has he learned nothing from what me and his mother taught him? What happened to assassins can’t love? He said it himself as well!”
Tsubone tries to calm down the angry Master
“Master Silva -“
Silva cuts Tsubone off again not even noticing that she was speaking and starts questioning Tsubone about this secret fiancée of Illumi
“Who even is that lady? He never mentioned her and why is she so damn important that he disobeyed my orders and dressed up?!”
Tsubone is preparing herself for the news she’s about to give Silva knowing he won’t be happy about it
“Well Master Silva we don’t know who the man is b-“
Yet again Silva cuts Tsubone off in a fit of rage
“WHAT?!? NOT ONLY IS HE DISOBEYING ORDERS HAVING A SECRET RELATIONSHIP BUT WITH A MAN REALLY?!?! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM ONCE YOU GUYS GET HIM! HOW CLOSE ARE YOU GUYS TO HIM?!”
“Well you see Master Silva as we were chasing after him he suddenly took a U-turn in the middle of the highway and started speeding towards the three of us and I had no choice but to swerve off the highway because even if I switched lanes he still would’ve managed to get rid of us”
Silvia’s jaw tightened as he calmly tries to collect himself Silva then gives Tsubone strict orders
“Listen carefully, Tsubone. I don’t want you to fail this family like Illumi did. Kill his nasty lover, find more information on him and bring Illumi to me so he can face the consequences of his actions. Do not fail me. I will not have the family’s reputation dragged through the mud because of his disgusting behaviour. Understood?”
“Understood”
Tsubone said in a determined tone setting her mind into following Silva’s instructions flawlessly
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An hour has passed
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An elegant restaurant
Illumi and Hisoka finally arrive at their destination Illumi opens the car door for his darling and charmily says
“We’re here my love~”
Hisoka’s eyes light up with admiration and fascination as he takes in the gorgeous building’s aura
A tall black gorgeous building shaped like a castle surrounded with fogy mist and a purple velvet carpet lavishly decorated with glass flowers reflecting the dark blue lights of the restaurant with a dark ominous aura to it but it felt very pleasing
“My god Illumi this place is gorgeous”
Hisoka was admiring the building’s beauty he didn't even notice that Illumi had pulled out a striking bouquet of crimson orchids, velvety black dahlias , fiery amaryllis, sleek white calla lilies, and curious green carnivorous blooms, all wrapped in a soft white-pink paper and tied with a playful, bubbly pink bow.
“For you my murderous rose~”
Illumi says in a flirtatious tone a smile peeked from illumi’s face he rose the bouquet too Hisoka’s face so he wouldn’t be able to see his little slip up like in the car
Hisoka gasped his hands covering his mouth a rosy blush spreading over his cheeks in shock
“Oh my stars Illumi this is absolutely gorgeous you put all my favorite flowers in one bouquet I love them so much you should’t have my little crow”
Hisoka reaches in for a small kiss on the cheek Illumi’s faced warmed up with bliss knowing that his fiancee loved the bouquet
“I didn't want to show up empty handed now”
Hisoka smiled and added
“Neather did I so thats why i brought you this”
Hisoka pulls out a red velvet box, the initials H and I embroidered delicately on its lid. He opens it slowly, revealing the layered black-beaded necklace with its heart-shaped pendant, the dark gem catching the light as if it belonged only to Illumi. Hisoka’s gaze softens, a rare sincerity flickering in his eyes as he offers it to Illumi
Illumi’s eyes lingered on the necklace, his expression unreadable at first. Then, with the faintest flush brushing his cheeks, he reached out to take it.
“You’re… ridiculous,”
he murmured, his voice flat but softer than usual,
“I have been dying to buy this necklace but never had the time to go buy it… Hisoka this is so gorgeous.”
Overtaken by bliss, Hisoka pressed his hands against his face, tilting his head as his cheeks flushed with a rare, unguarded happiness.
“Here let me help you put it on”
Hisoka lays the breathtaking bouquet on the car, then gently grabs the elegant necklace, wrapping his hands around Illumi’s neck as their chests meet. Illumi melts into it, his shoulders loosening as he wraps his arms around Hisoka’s waist and pulls him closer for a kiss. Their tongues collided. It was rough and wet, sloppy and far from elegant . Illumi wasn’t just hungry for food, but for Hisoka’s tongue. Hisoka’s fingers linger all the way down into Illumi’s back pockets, squeezing his ass. Illumi’s chest tightens as he pulls Hisoka closer, their dicks grinding together through their clothes, both of them heating up, both getting hard just from each other’s touch, saliva escaping from the lovebirds’ mouths.
Their kiss would have lasted longer till they heard the sound of a car door slamming somewhere near them. They both jolted apart, a long string of saliva escaped from their mouth they both were sweating intensely and panting.
Hisoka licked his lips as Illumi got closer to him, clinging to Hisoka and fidgeting with his hair, then seductively whispered into his ear,
“If we don’t hurry up now we’ll miss dinner, then we won’t be able to have dessert.”
As Illumi’s index finger slid down Hisoka’s chest, wandering into his pants, it was clear he was implying sex was the dessert of the night.
Hisoka let out a low chuckle, catching Illumi’s hand before it could wander further. Bringing Illumi’s fingers up to his lips, he brushed a slow kiss over them, his eyes glinting with mischief.
“Mm… impatient, aren’t you illu~ ? But I do like dessert before dinner…”
Illumi’s fingers lingered at Hisoka’s chest as he pulled back just enough to meet his eyes.
“Come inside. If you behave through dinner… I’ll let you have as much dessert as you want. Isn’t that a better reward for you funny bunny?”
Hisoka grin grew as well as his hunger for Illumi’s touch
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Not much time had passed
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In the dark mysterious restaurant
The moment the two psycho lovers stepped into the restaurant, a tall figure with violet curls greeted them, the aesthetic of the restaurant matching them.
The host stepped aside, and the lovers’ eyes swept over the space beyond: two small black marble steps leading into a room of black silk tables, a polished bar in the back that shimmered under silver chandeliers with beautiful gems hanging from them, a ceiling painted with breathtaking tapestries, and a dance floor with gorgeous black and blue tiles that gleamed like dark glass. Every flicker of candlelight seemed to follow them, the air thick with the scent of wine and faint smoke, and soft Au Revoir by Malice Mizer played in the background, mingling with the murmurs of the couples around them.
The host spoke up,
“Greetings, Master Illumi. The table you reserved earlier is waiting for you.”
“Thank you.”
Illumi turned his gaze and attention to Hisoka, offering him his hand.
“Give me your hand, my darling. I wouldn’t want you to get hurt or for someone to take you away from me,” Illumi said charmingly, his eyes sparkling like a starry night.
Hisoka was charmed yet quite stunned that his cold lover said that since it was unusually for him
“ Oh Illu you’re full of surprises today you just keep making me blush”
“Only for you, my darling. You look far too beautiful to ignore.”
he murmured, his voice smooth as silk, his eyes filled with love as he took Hisoka to their table.
They both sat down at their table at the right that has the perfect view of the whole restaurant
“This place is almost as gorgeous as you my love”
Hisoka said making eye contact with Illumi, Illumi raised an eyebrow with a faint smile on his face he asked
“Almost? What's that supposed to mean?"
Hisoka’s lips curved, a teasing glint in his eyes.
“It means nothing here could ever outshine you… you’ll always be the most captivating.”
Illumi’s expression froze his face being swarmed by a pink color taking over his original pale face
“Gosh Hisoka you’re so corny”
He said covering his mouth,Hisoka then replied
“Really you’re the one who just said gosh you’re so dorky”
Towards the end Hisoka leaned in rolled his head and cooed
“But so cute when you show a bit of human my love”
That made Illumi blush even more and he felt pleasure from it, Illumi went face to face with Hisoka and purred
“Hisoka if you keep talking to me like that I’ll have to punish you”
Illumi’s cold slender finger tips softly grazed over the back of Hisoka’s hand,tracing invisible random shapes over the soft skin of his lover, Hisoka’s grin widened, eyes glimmering with mischief.
“Oh, punish me then,” he whispered.
Illumi rolled his eyes, though his faint smile betrayed him. Illumi leaned closer, voice low.
“Oh, I will. You’ll regret asking for it.”
Hisoka licked his lips preparing himself for what Illumi has in store for him, as the two love birds were distracted by admiring each other’s beauty the waitress walked by she spoke cutting the tension between them
“Hello, I’m Shiko! I’ll be the waitress to the creepiest couple here. You two are so cute! Here are the menus. If you two need anything, just call me, don't be shy!”
As Shiko walked away they both started looking through the menu. Illumi glanced over the menu but couldn’t focus; Hisoka’s grin was far more distracting.
“You’re not even reading it,” Illumi muttered without looking up.
“Why would I, when the main course is sitting right across from me?” Hisoka teased, earning a small eye roll with a bit of blush.
Hisoka closed his menu first, resting his chin on his hand, focusing on his meal. Illumi couldn’t focus since Hisoka was just staring at him with hunger in his eyes
“Have you already decided what you want to eat”
Illumi asked already knowing what Hisoka was going to say
“Yes since all I need is a glass of red wine and your long veiny dick shoved into my stomach.”
Okay maybe a little far off from what Illumi expected but Illumi blinked.
“That’s not on the menu.”
Hisoka grinned.
“Yet.”
Illumi’s composure faltered for just a second, a faint pink creeping onto his cheeks. He quickly looked back down at the menu, pretending to read.
“Childish,” he muttered under his breath.
Hisoka leaned forward.
“You say that, but you’re still blushing.”
Illumi didn’t respond, he just turned another page a little too quickly to distract himself.
“You’re so adorable when you’re flustered but seriously I want something light but I’m not sure what I just know I want red wine with it”
Illumi scanned through the menu looking for something that would satisfy Hisoka
“What about the grilled salmon it pears well with red wine”
Illumi suggested Hisoka smirked
“How romantic grilled salmon with red wine, what about you? What are you getting?”
Illumi clenched his jaw knowing Hisoka won’t be pleased with his answer
“Um well I think I’ll skip dinner and just order a drink”
Hisoka narrowed his eyes pointing at Illumi and pulling his menu down from his face
“Wait wait first I’m not eating alone second is this about you gaining that ONE pound”
Illumi responded quickly embarrassed
“Lower your voice! I don’t want anyone to hear that it’s so embarrassing”
Hisoka sighed softly laying his hand on Illumi’s hand while one was holding the bottom of it
“My darling didn’t I tell you that you’re perfect the way you are?”
he murmured, his voice unusually gentle.
Illumi’s eyes flickered up, caught off guard by the softness in his tone.
Then Hisoka’s grin crept back in.
“Besides… I adore every part of you,”
Hisoka’s two fingers skipped up to Illumi’s arm and bopped his nose
“even the ones you try to hide.”
Illumi looked away, pulling the menu back up to his face and pretending to study the wine list and trying to hide his blush.
“Stop it you’re being sappy”
Hisoka chuckled slowly.
“And you still haven’t pulled your hand away.”
Illumi looked up and sighed
“I only count my pounds so I can be sharp and not slip I must be perfect Im the eldest zoldyck sibling after all”
Hisoka grinned and posed as if he was thinking with his finger laying on his lips and his nose in the air
“Hmm yet you disobeyed your parents by engaging me plus you lied to your father so I'm pretty sure having a piece of salmon wouldn’t kill you would it now?”
Illumi slammed the menu onto the table. The sound drew his own attention, and his hand stilled as he realized what he had done.
“…I miscalculated,”
he muttered. His fingers pressed briefly to his temple, eyes flicking around the room searching, not panicking. He withdrew his hand just as it reached his mouth, disturbed by the impulse. He never did that.
Hisoka tilted his head, lifting Illumi’s chin. He stroked Illumi’s cheek and ran his hand through his hair. Illumi’s eyes locked onto Hisoka’s like a moth to a flame.
Hisoka gently pulled Illumi’s finger out of his mouth and held his hand. Illumi began to relax and the touch of Hisoka’s hand calmed him like sand on a warm day.
Hisoka let out a quiet sigh, remembering how many times they’d had this same conversation.
“Illumi my love how many times do I have to tell you that you don't need to be flawless and that your flaws are the little things I love about you it makes you more human”
Hisoka’s eyes glowed under the lights of the chandler like gems in the sand his voice soft as a gentle summer breeze it’s almost like the world had stopped when he spoke, Illumi looked memorized by his dearest love,Illumi gave in both hands holding Hisoka’s hand that was on his hand he rubbed his head into Hisoka’s hand like a cat
“Oh my iris you really know how to make me feel much better it makes me feel warm inside I really hate to lose you”
Hisoka blushed his eyes widened then softened then smirked and then asked
“So you have a soft spot for me don't you well in that case will you order the salmon”
Illumi sighed and gave in he lowered his head in shame
“Fine only this time though”
Hisoka smiled happy that Illumi decided to eat rather than just drink wine the whole night
“Hmmm how about all the time”
“You’re funny”
Hisoka chuckled, swirling the wine in his glass.
“I’m serious, my love. You should let me take care of you more often.”
Illumi’s eyes flicked up, a faint pink creeping onto his cheeks.
“I don’t need anyone to take care of me.”
“Mm, maybe,”
Hisoka said, leaning forward with a grin.
“But you like it when I try.”
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Not much time passed
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Over at the bar
A lone figure perched behind the bar, moving with quiet, practiced grace. Their hands slid over bottles and glasses as if each motion had been rehearsed a thousand times.
Their hair was layered with white, black, and shades of purple, and their face was painted stark white, with black highlighting their lips and eyes.
They were well dressed, but not like a typical bartender there was something formal and precise about their outfit that gave them an odd, almost butler-like air.
She slid a bottle across the counter for a drunk couple, then let her gaze brush against Hisoka and Illumi’s table.
Her eyes darted away almost immediately her back then facing the couple, but not before taking in the pair as they were too busy focusing on each other, she then reached into her pocket pulling out a pen she then clicks it to activate a microphone
“Amane reporting the two seem to be engaged in conversation they also just ordered , no unusual activity detected yet.”
A rough voice replied,
”Copy that. Keep your eyes peeled and report to me and Gotho immediately”
“Yes grandmother”
Amane was determined to stop the two she didn’t want to fail her grandmother and her job as, Amane turned around trying not look suspicious but suddenly a man appeared at the bar out of blue on hand on the wooden counter the other in his pocket it was Illumi he didn’t make a sound at all ,Amane flinched hoping he didn’t hear her or recognized her , as Amane tried to take assassin’s order he cut her off sharp.
“Listen, Amane. I don’t know what you and the others are trying to figure out, but it’s none of your business. I’m taking my fiancé out on a date so if you’d like to keep your life, leave now.”
Illumi’s voice was so threatening it felt like it could pierce skin. His eyes were cold as a winter night, his fingers digging into the counter as veins stood out along his neck. This wasn’t how Illumi usually looked when he was angry he looked almost dangerously unrestrained.
Amane choked on her words, trying to put on a mask of bravery as she spoke back.
“I’m sorry, Master Illumi, but I can’t step back from the mission. I’m following Master Silvia’s instructions, not yours.”
Amane said with a bit of confidence, she bit her lip as sweat rolled down her face, her knuckles white in fear.
Illumi’s eyes widened as he was taken aback that she spoke back.
The surprise quickly grew into fury. He clawed his fingers even deeper in the wood, almost breaking a part of it ,as his other hand flew from his pocket, with a needle ready to strike her.
Hisoka came just in time to stop them, before Illumi did something he’d regret later. Hisoka’s voice was gentle, almost soothing, like a mother lecturing her children, though the smile on his lips promised consequences.
“That’s enough, both of you. You’re causing a scene. Illumi, everyone’s whispering now come along before you cause an even bigger one.”
Hisoka then latched onto Illumi’s arm, locking their hands together as he smirked.
“Come on, the food is getting cold.”
Illumi’s tough-guy face shattered. He blushed and nearly smiled in front of Amane. He then collected himself, but before leaving, he gave Amane one last warning.
“You should leave now.”
Amane was being pig-headed; she had to stay, or else she’d lose her job, let alone her life. As Amane was going to defend herself, she was interrupted by Hisoka.
“What, Illumi, don’t be rude. She’s trying to do her job, and besides, you know your father, he'll kill her in a heartbeat if she runs out now.”
“But Hisoka—”
“That’s right! I didn’t formally introduce myself. I’m Hisoka Morow, pleased to meet you!”
Hisoka leaned in to extend his hand to greet Amane. Hisoka looked happy to meet her, even though she was being instructed to ruin their date.
“Oh, um, hello. I’m Amane, nice to meet you as well.”
Amane muttered, worried and not sure if she was doing something right, as she reached in to shake Hisoka’s hand. He squeezed, then proceeded to slice the palm of her hand with a hidden card in his hand and slid his hand back to himself.
“Oh, that’s my bad. You should probably clean that up before it gets infected.”
Hisoka tilted his head, then gave an eerie smile as he dragged Illumi to their table.
Amane lowered herself behind the bar, gripping her wrist in pain. She may have failed the mission by letting Illumi know that she was there, but little did he know that Amane had never turned off her microphone. She recorded the whole conversation.
Tsubone and Gotoh were pleased with the information they gathered.
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Not much time passed
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Back at the table
“Why would you tell her your name?”
Illumi asked, his tone low. His fingers curled slightly at his side.
“If Father hears of this, he won’t hesitate. Even you wouldn’t be… exempt.”
Illumi’s eyes drifted away, worry settling over his features as thoughts of his love’s fate and what his father might force him to do crept in.
His hand tightened around the elegantly carved backrest of the chair he had pulled out for Hisoka to sit.
Hisoka looked at Illumi’s worried face with sympathy in his eyes; as always, he remained calm and collected, ready to ease Illumi’s mind.
“Don’t worry, dear. Nothing will happen to me, and this date will go just as planned with no more interruptions. I promise.”
Hisoka squeezed Illumi’s hand firmly in reassurance, his face saying I’ve got your back without a single word.
Illumi’s worried expression melted into tired relief, though one eye twitched as he tried to force himself to relax. He managed it only briefly, the thought of his father harming Hisoka still lingered in the back of his mind.
Hisoka spoke again, squeezing Illumi’s hand a little tighter this time, his tone sharper so Illumi could actually hear him.
“Babe, I promise you I’ll be fine. Now sit down and enjoy your meal.”
Hisoka’s other hand settled on Illumi’s back, pulling him closer, chest to chest. He purred into Illumi’s ear,
“So we can have dessert later. And trust me I won’t let anyone interrupt that.”
Illumi hesitated, then slowly exhaled, his shoulders finally dropping as he allowed himself to lean into Hisoka’s hold.
He nodded once, fingers tightening around Hisoka’s sleeve as if anchoring himself there.
“You always say that,” Illumi murmured, exhaustion dulling his voice,
“and somehow you’re still right.”
Hisoka chuckled under his breath, thumb brushing slow circles against Illumi’s spine, possessive and unbothered.
“I just don’t know what I’d do if anything happened to you, especially if it was caused by me.”
Illumi hugged him tighter, breathing in Hisoka’s perfume I’m Yours, sweet and dangerous, a familiar scent he’d worn for years and one Illumi knew by heart.
“Well then your father would have to try harder than that,” he said lightly, eyes sharp despite the smile.
“Besides,” Hisoka added, “tonight, you’re my only concern.”
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While this whole conversation was going on
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A dark ally at the back of the restaurant
Amane threw the back door of the restaurant open, panting in fear, yet grinning in victory. She wiped the makeup melting off her face from the rain with her sleeve, then threw the wigs off and continued to wipe her face as she tossed the pile of wigs Gotoh had insisted she wear for the mission into the trash.
She ran through the pouring rain, racing to a gray minivan.
She opened the door with ease and jumped inside, covering herself with a warm towel.
“Never again. That was so scary.”
The van was heated, much warmer than the cold Amane had just been in. One side of the van was lined with computers and monitors that beeped and glowed, Gotoh’s fingers flying across the multiple keyboards in front of him. On the other side of the van were soft cushions to sit on. Amane rested on one next to her grandmother, who was writing a report of the information she and Gotoh had found about Illumi’s dirty little secret .
Amane frowned cutting through the silence
“So… this Hisoka person, it seems like he’s more than just like a fling.”
Her sentence stuck in the air, the silence was loud , the rain outside took over and started to fall harder and harder. The silence was broken by Gotoh’s steady voice, quiet but weighted with concern.
“If the family ever learns that Illumi is emotionally compromised it won’t end very well for the two”
Amane asked her tone carrying curiosity and fear
“What will happen…to them exactly?”
“They’ll remove the weakness”
Her grandmother replied calmly , Amane’s stomach twisted.
“You mean Hisoka…?”
“Or Illumi”
She replied,Gotoh cleared his throat without looking at the monitors.Amane muttered, tightening the towel around her shoulders.
“But why would they kill their own child over this instead of-”
“Because once emotions are involved, mistakes follow. The Zoldycks are famous for being disgustingly flawless. So when they get attached to someone or something, it can make even the sharpest assassin predictable and vulnerable. But they are brought up from a young age to learn that killing is the only way in life that’s what makes them so perfect when it comes to killing.”
Amane tried to look calm yet a bit of horror was presented on her face as she thought what family would go to such horrific levels just so the public can see them as these “Perfect human beans” if you can even call them human beans.
One of the monitors started to beep louder than the others signaling that it caught motion of Illumi and his concubine leaving the restaurant
“They’re leaving the restaurant quick before we lose them”
Gotoh said with urgency. Tsubone headed for the driver’s seat, ready to chase after them. As all of this was happening, Amane felt almost sad and guilty that Illumi would have to suffer just for loving another person. Amane looked back at all the time she was spying on the two of them. They were genuinely happy. She had never seen Illumi so happy. Every time she saw him, he looked almost dead, like he was trapped in a doll’s body, but with Hisoka, it was like light finally touched an almost dying flower, giving it nutrients and support. A part of her wanted to find a way to stop the whole mission entirely, but she knew her job let alone her life and her grandmother’s would be on the line, so she decided to stay silent for the best.
Tsubone’s voice interrupted Amanae’s thought bubble yelling at her
“Amane call Master Silva on the screen right her fast before they get away !!”
Amane jumped, the towel falling to the ground, her conscience taking over as she leapt into the passenger seat. Her fingers shook as she called Master Silva on the mini screen of the car.
The sound of the screen ringing and the tension of the atmosphere carried the silence in the van.
Finally, a voice on the other line spoke with a fierce tone.
“Yes?,This better be good news.”
Tsubone almost smirked knowing that Silva will be pleased with the news this time
“Yes! , Master Silva we are currently tailing them we also found out the name of the man”
Silva eyes widened, eagered to find out the name of the person who was corrupting his son’s life and the family’s reputation
“Well then who is it!”
“It’s this magician Hisoka Morrow,he’s no joke, he's very strong and skilled, not your ordinary magician!”
Silva jaw clenched “Hisoka Morrow” the name of the liability that was ruining his son but it”s almost he heard his name before in a job of his own…, That’s right! Hisoka was a part of the notorious phantom troupe he was a that member stood out to Silva since he did as he pleased and wasn’t like the other members who obeyed the Boss no he was carefree and he was rarely with the whole group only when it was very important to attend.
“Master Silva, are you still there?”
Gotoh asked, his voice shaking as he wondered how Silva would react to the news.
“Yes, Gotoh, I’m still here. What is it?”
“Well, we gathered all the information we could find about this Hisoka guy and organized a report about him. I’ll send it over as fast as I can.”
“Listen, all of you. This Hisoka guy is no joke. He is far too powerful for you to handle. In my own time, I’ll track him down and kill him myself.”
The van slowed down, and silence took over yet again. Tsubone gripped the steering wheel tight enough that her knuckles turned white. Amane just stared at the screen with a bit of relief. She gulped, swallowing her words. Gotoh stopped typing and turned his attention to the screen before replying.
“But sir, we got so far—!”
“I know, and thank you all for the work you have done, but this is the end. Illumi and his disgrace are now my mission. That’s final.”
But Gotoh was persistent. He was so close to winning he couldn’t just back down now, even if he didn’t like what the aftermath might be. He had put all his soul and effort into this. As he was about to argue back, Tsubone interrupted him.
“Understood, Master. I’ll stop chasing them and leave it up to you to handle.”
The call ended, and an awkward silence filled the van. After all the hard work researching and risking their lives they were forced to stop. But they had to deal with it. After all, it was the Master’s orders, and they had to obey no matter what. At least they didn’t have to ruin the couple’s night together, because even if they had managed to catch up and stop them, none of them would have been able to stop the deadly power couple.
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Right after Silva hangs up
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Back in Illumi’s car
“That’s strange, they pulled over,”
Hisoka pointed out to Illumi, who was ready for a fight to break out again like last time.
“That means my father called off the mission—“
Illumi’s voice began to visibly shake. He gripped harder onto the steering wheel. He gulped and continued his sentence with fear, trying miserably to hide it.
“And—and then that means he took the mission instead. Oh, I— you— us—”
Illumi’s hair fell into his face as his grip tightened, knuckles aching. His breathing grew shallow, uneven, as if the air itself had turned heavy. For the first time, his mind could not calculate a solution.
Hisoka glanced at him, his usual grin nowhere to be found.
“So,” he said quietly, “your father finally decided to get his hands dirty.”
Illumi didn’t answer right away. His fingers loosened on the wheel, then tightened again, his knuckles aching. His breathing grew shallow, uneven.
“Yes,” he said finally. “When my father takes over… he doesn’t stop. He won’t hesitate. Not for me. Not for you.”
Hisoka let out a soft laugh, low and humorless. His usual grin was nowhere to be found.
“How flattering,” he murmured. “The great Silva Zoldyck hunting us himself.”
Illumi’s breath hitched. He turned his head away quickly, but it was too late. Tears welled up, spilling down his cheeks as his shoulders trembled.
“I can’t—” His voice cracked. “I can’t do this. He’ll kill you. He’ll kill me.”
Hisoka went still.
He reached out slowly, placing a hand over Illumi’s on the wheel, firm but gentle.
“Breathe,” he said quietly. “Just breathe with me.”
Illumi tried, failing at first, a broken sound leaving his chest.
“I’m here,” Hisoka continued, softer now. “And I’m not going anywhere.”
“I don’t need you to see this,” he finished quietly, his voice tight.
Hisoka didn’t respond right away. Instead, he reached out and gently nudged the wheel.
“Pull over,” he repeated, calm and firm. “That wasn’t a request.”
Illumi hesitated.
“Illumi,” Hisoka added softly, “you’re allowed to fall apart for five minutes. I’ll drive.”
Illumi pulled over, his hands flying to his face in shame as he broke down, self‑loathing tearing through him. Tears slipped through his fingers despite his efforts to stop them.
Hisoka’s hand landed on Illumi’s back, moving slowly up and down, grounding him, comforting him as Illumi slumped forward in defeat.
“Love,” Hisoka murmured gently, “it’s okay. You don’t need to prove yourself to me or to anyone else.”
Illumi’s breath hitched.
“I feel like I’m going insane.”
“I don’t know what’s wrong with me,” Illumi whispered, voice cracking
“I’m not perfect anymore. Why? I’m a Zoldyck, for fuck’s sake! Why can’t I act like one?”
Illumi started to shake even more, consumed by disappointment and disgust with himself. Tears slipped between his fingers as he pressed his face into his hands. Hisoka spoke up, but this time his voice wasn’t calm, his usual composure was cracking.
“That’s enough.” Hisoka’s tone was sharp, fierce, and cutting through Illumi’s spiral. Illumi lifted his head slightly from his palms, still flushed with shame.
“I’m so sick of you degrading yourself, acting like you’re supposed to be perfect just because you’re a Zoldyck. No one is perfect. Even your pathetic family drowns in their insecurities. Enough, Illumi. Why can’t you see that? You won’t ever be perfect and that’s exactly what I love about you.”
The car fell silent. Emotions swirled in the air like static. Hisoka took a deep breath, collecting himself, softening his tone.
“I—I’m sorry, Illumi. I didn’t mean to yell—”
Before Hisoka could finish, Illumi pounced, clinging to him, tears of love falling freely. He sobbed into Hisoka’s shoulder, then whispered apologies through his tears.
“No. Just stop. I should be the one apologizing, not you. I started this whole mess, my love. It’s my fault… and it’s my fault that you have to take time out of your day to make me feel better.”
Illumi clung tighter, his fingers digging lightly into Hisoka’s shirt, as if holding on would stop the world from spinning. His sobs were softer now, mixed with shaky little laughs that didn’t reach his eyes.
“I… I don’t deserve you,” Illumi whispered, voice breaking, “but I… I can’t help it. I love you too much… and I scare myself when I feel like this.”
He buried his face deeper into Hisoka’s shoulder, feeling the warmth of him steadying his racing heart.
“I hate that I make you worry… that I let myself fall apart like this. I… I just want to be enough for you… even if I can’t be enough for anyone else.”
Illumi’s hands trembled as he pulled back slightly, looking at Hisoka through tear-streaked lashes.
“I… I don’t want to be perfect, not really. I just want… you. Just you, and… for you to stay. Is that… is that too much to ask?”
Hisoka’s eyes began to glisten, tears threatening to spill. He felt a rush of happiness. Illumi's feelings for him weren’t a test or a phase. They were real, genuine. This night was full of surprises; Illumi had never seen Hisoka cry, and Hisoka had never seen Illumi cry.
“Oh… Hisoka, I’m sorry! Did I make you cry? Here, let me—let me wipe it off for you,”
Illumi said, reaching out.
Hisoka gently took Illumi’s hand, holding it against his chest.
“No, babe. It’s fine. I’m… I’m just really happy that you feel this way about me.”
A soft silence hung between them, the kind that only happens when hearts finally speak louder than words.
“Come on love come sit here or lay down in the back so you can take a quick nap”
Illumi smiled and responded in a calm tone
“I love it when you take care of me”
He kissed Hisoka’s cherry lips
Hisoka chuckled softly, brushing a strand of hair from Illumi’s face.
“I knew you loved it , you finally admitted it” he teased, letting Illumi settle against him.
Illumi rested his head on Hisoka’s chest, feeling the steady rhythm of his heartbeat.
“I don’t care. I just like being near you.”
Hisoka’s hand ran down Illumi’s back, tracing soothing circles.
“Good. Then stay here. Just… breathe. I’ve got you.”
A content silence fell over them, broken only by the soft hum of the night outside. Illumi closed his eyes, finally allowing himself to feel safe, loved, and just… him and his fiancé
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One hour has passed
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Parking lot of Hisoka’s apartment
A gentle nudge tapped Illumi’s shoulder, trying to wake him. The word
“Babe”
was repeated in a soft, gentle tone. Illumi’s eyelids fluttered open slowly. He rubbed his eye, trying to take in his surroundings.
“Hey, babe. We’re here. I parked your car in the lot so you can stay here for the meantime instead of going home to a disaster.”
Illumi blinked, looking around, then locked eyes with Hisoka. He smiled softly and hugged him.
“Oh, my love… this whole date was a disaster. I’ll be fine. I can handle my punishment from my father. It's okay, my love.”
Illumi said, trying to reassure him.
Illumi pulled back, but Hisoka didn’t allow him to go.
“What? You’re crazy. I’m not going to let you go back. Especially now I want you to be with me.”
Hisoka held both of Illumi’s hands and brought them to his lips, gently kissing them before laying them back on Illumi’s chest.
“Please? I want you to be safe, my little crow, for me.”
Illumi blushed at Hisoka’s cute worry for him. He leaned in for a kiss, and the two melted into it, Illumi pushed Hisoka down and topped him as he started to attack Hisoka’s frilly lace collar as he bit and nippled Hisoka’s white neck quickly began to turn red, Hisoka rubbed Illumi’s thighs as he brought his way to Illumi’s ass rubbing it ,as Illumi bit and sucked harder on Hisoka’s neck, he squeezed tighter then he whimpered to Illumi almost as he was begging
“Hmph~ how about we take this up to my room?”
Illumi’s eyes flicked up at Hisoka, a faint blush coloring his cheeks.
“You’re insistent, as always,” he murmured, his voice low and smooth, carrying a hint of something sharper, something teasing.
His fingers brushed against Hisoka’s as he let him take his hand, curling them around Hisoka’s deliberately. He leaned just slightly closer, letting his lips linger near Hisoka’s ear.
“I’ll go… but only because it’s with you.” he whispered, voice soft but heavy with promise.
Illumi opened the car door, and he and Hisoka slipped out onto the parking lot’s asphalt. Illumi grabbed Hisoka by the corset, pulling him close.Then throwing him onto the car next to them, their faces flushed, breaths hitching, they pressed together in a heated kiss.
Hisoka then lifted Illumi and set him against his own car, his hands moving to adjust Illumi’s dark violet coat, revealing the white button-up shirt underneath.
Buttons flew across the cold concrete as Hisoka’s hands moved over him, teasing and exploring the small metal piercings on Illumi’s nipples as he rubbed,making the contact sharp and playful.
Illumi, trying to regain control, pushed Hisoka onto the car instead, their faces still inches apart, flushed and breathing heavily. He cooed softly:
“Come on, baby… I know you want to… you don’t know how much I’ve wanted this. I have been craving your touch”
Illumi’s hands found their way into Hisoka’s pants as always.
“Mm, you think you’ve been wanting it? You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for you.”
The two looked at each other, horniness in their eyes. Hisoka may have hated Illumi’s family, but he needed his family’s jewels, and Illumi drooled for Hisoka’s magic touch as they rushed to the door that led to the elevator. Their hands met, face to face.
“I guess we really do think alike.” Hisoka said as he got closer. Their chests started to touch.
“Now now, Hisoka, contain yourself. I know that I’m revealing much skin, but try to save some fun for the bedroom.” Illumi said teasingly.
As he swept into the lobby waiting for the elevator to arrive Hisoka crept in from the back wrapping his arms around Illumi’s waist nibbling at his neck sniffing his hair and whispering spicy and sappy comments into his ears as Illumi giggled at Hisoka's silly actions.
The sound of heavy chains straining their load. Then a pneumatic hissed as the doors of the elevator slide open. Hisoka twirled Illumi by his waist, then their tongues interlock. Hisoka then pushed Illumi onto the elevator, the mirror of the elevator almost shaking ten along with the elevator. The doors shut.
Illumi then pushed Hisoka onto the cab doors. He then picked the number of Hisoka’s floor while their tongues were still connected.
They then locked legs, Illumi’s left leg wrapped around Hisoka’s right leg. Hisoka’s hands went back to Illumi’s nipples, then his teeth latched onto Illumi’s neck. Illumi whimpered. He turned his head into a complete circle.
Hisoka bit hard enough he bleed, but blood wasn’t the only liquid that came out. A pathetic sound escaped Illlumi’s mouth.
“Mmph~”
Illumi’s whimpering and Hisoka’s muffled moans collided with the melody of the elevator’s tone. The two were in their own world with no concern if anyone heard them or saw them. All they wanted was each other.
The elevator then ding, signaling that they had reached Hisoka’s floor. Illumi pulled Hisoka back, who was clearly focused on Illumi’s neck more than his surroundings. The two nearly fell onto the marble floor of the elevator, but Illumi planned for that. He held onto the cold golden bar for support.
Hisoka was still at it, as if he had been deprived of Illumi’s neck. Illumi then threw his hair tie on to the floor, his long flowy inky hair flew around into the air. He then ripped Hisoka off, his fingers dug into Hisoka's shoulders, causing them both to end up on the floor of Hisoka’s apartment.
Illumi pushed himself up slowly, lingering just long enough for the heat between them to ache before he finally pulled away. He tilted his head, studying Hisoka as if deciding whether to be cruel or generous. A faint, knowing smile touched his lips.
“You’re impatient,” he murmured.
“That’s cute.”
He kicked off his shoes, letting his feet sink into the carpet. His breathing was uneven, still catching as he added
“Now be good for me… and take me to your bed.”
Hisoka turned red like the marks Illumi had left on his neck. Hisoka grinned.
“I love how you know what you want and when you want it, Illu~”
He teasingly praised Illumi. Illumi then slowly rose up, standing over Hisoka. From Hisoka’s perspective, he saw his gorgeous melantha looking sexy as ever. The moonlight’s beam met a part of Illumi’s face, his hair glowing. His abs were highlighted with the moonlight’s touch, his black nipple and belly button piercings glowing. Along his sides, the symmetrical dermal piercings two on each side glimmered faintly, catching the light with every subtle movement.
Illumi tugged down on the waistband of his black leather pants, against the waistband of his boxers and revealing the tattoo there Hisoka’s name inked with a heart next to it just above the hip.
“Come on baby, don’t make me impatient now.”
He then tossed his hair and arched.
“I know you want me~”
Illumi winked as he rose back into the moonlight’s gaze. Hisoka hardened by how Illumi acted; he knew that Illumi loved being the dominant one, and Hisoka loved that.
Hisoka then went on his knees, clinging onto Illumi, his hands clutching onto Illumi’s ass as always.
“Then stop teasing me and take what you want… you know I won’t say no.”
Illumi smirked his hand playing with Hisoka’s pink and purple smooth hair he then grabbed Hisoka from his hair and pulled him up for a better look of his cute little pathetic face the two locked eyes
“Very well then let’s see if you can handle me”
Illumi teased as he tilted his head to the side waiting for Hisoka’s response would be except this time Hisoka had nothing to say he grabbed Illumi by his shoulders his hands zooming down Illumi’s arms his coat and undershirt fell off Illumi then looked down but his gaze shot back to Hisoka as he was sucking even harder than ever on Illumi’s caller bone
“The real question is, can you handle me?
Illumi bit his lips in satisfaction his moan was silent and muffled by his lips
“Mphm..aa~”
Illumi held his head back then brought it back up to Hisoka then teased
“You always know how to grab my attention”
“Good,all your attention to be for me and me only”
Illumi smirked he grabbed Hisoka’s face then embraced each other Hisoka bit Illumi's lip he then grabbed onto Illumi’s left leg to rest on his shoulder he then released Illumi’s lip from his hold Hisoka’s right hand stroked Illumi's face
“Let’s not waste this moment out here…”
Hisoka’s hand slipped onto Illumi’s chest, rubbing it as he continued his demand.
“Now come with me~”
He winked, lowering Illumi’s leg before suddenly spinning him instead, a smooth, teasing twirl like the start of a dance.
Illumi let out a surprised laugh as Hisoka guided him backward, their steps clumsy and tangled, more laughter spilling between them as they stumbled toward the bed.
Hisoka fell back first, pulling Illumi down with him. The mattress dipped beneath their weight, bouncing slightly as Illumi landed on top, bracing himself with a breathless grin.
Their laughter lingered in the air, soft and warm, foreheads brushing as they tried to steady themselves.
Beneath them, the bed was enormous, almost theatrical in size, its heart-shaped frame dominating the room like a centerpiece meant to be admired.
A puffy pink blanket spilled over the edges, plush and inviting, wrinkling easily under their tangled bodies. Scattered across the bed were fluffy pillows in funky, mismatched circus patterns, bold stripes, diamonds, and playful shapes in vibrant colors that clashed perfectly together.
Some pillows were oversized and cloud-soft, others smaller and decorative, all wrapped in silky pink pillowcases that shimmered faintly as they shifted. The entire bed radiated a whimsical, indulgent circus charm dramatic, decadent, unmistakably Hisoka swallowing them whole as their laughter slowly faded into quiet smiles, the world narrowing down to nothing but the warmth between them
“Now we can finally enjoy ourselves.”
Hisoka whispered.
Finally, the part everyone had been waiting for was here, the part where Illumi and Hisoka could properly enjoy themselves without any interruptions whatsoever. Illumi went back to his leftovers, which he had been biting at in the parking lot, and loosened the lacy collar, making it more revealing. He continued his work, since Zoldyck never leaves the job undone.Hisoka slipped out of his heels, the tension in the room growing thicker.
The corset was the first to go, loosened slowly until the structured shape softened and slipped away. Fingers lingered briefly at the waist before moving to the blouse, undoing each small button from the high collar downward. As the fabric opened, it was eased off the shoulders and arms, the lace cuffs brushing skin before the blouse was finally set aside.
The moment felt intentional and intimate, drawing out the closeness rather than rushing it. Illumi admired Hisoka’s rippling abs with envy and lust in his eyes his grip hardened along with his cock he then ripped the red velvet ribbon of Hioka’s pants off removing the elegant lacy pants then Illuim licked Hisoka from his chest till he reached his pink lacey underwear Illumi had gifted him he bit onto the waistband teasing him as he finally took it of Hisoka was now unwrapped for Illumi’s gaze and touch only
“Hey now why are your pants still on? That’s pretty rude Illu~”
“Oh don’t you worry baby I’m getting there”
Illuim unzipped his pants his hands rubbing his perfect frame he removed his black pants and fell back onto hisoka and murmured into his ear
“Happy?”
Hisoka smirked his aura was all over the place he was heated his lust for Illumi was strong as Hisoka’s hands slid down to Illumi’s ass he felt something unfamiliar he rubbed his hands around it again
“Hmm do you like it I pierced it just a week ago I wanted to surprise you”
Illumi smiled mischievously,Hisoka was satisfied and teased him
“Tsk tsk Illumi you bad boy you got another piercing behind your parents back its like I don’t even know you anymore”
Hisoka said in this playful dramatic tone as Illumi snickered
“Oh shut up already so I can fuck you”
Hisoka slid Illumi’s black boxers off with ease Illumi the aggressively shoved three of his fingers up of Hisoka’s ass the sudden movement surprised Hisoka he moaned
“Aahh..!”
Illumi kissed Hisoka as he worked his finger in and out of Hisoka’s wet hole.
When he added another, Hisoka’s moan was muffled against his mouth.
The wet sounds of their kisses matched the wet sounds of Illumi’s fingers inside him. Hisoka had always enjoyed when Illumi fingered him ,his fingers were thin and slender, and always cold, which made it feel even better inside. His hole became pink and liquid dripped out on to the pink sheets Illumi added another finger and went even harder this time
“Ahh! Fuck five…mhph ahh Illumi ahh!”
“That’s right say my name”
“Illumi..mmhph!..aah”
Hisoka bit his lip his eyes rolling back Illumi then took out all five fingers cum seeping out of Hisoka’s hole Illumi’s fingers dripped with cum he proceeded to lick it off with his tongue wrapping around his index and middle finger
“It’s sweet and sour just how I like it”
Illumi said in an almost scary tone he then flipped Hisoka over pushing his head into a pillow as he thrusted his long veiny dick into Hisoka’s ass over and over as some pillows on the bed started to fall of with his other hand he smacked Hisoka’s ass cheek Hisoka muffled moan
“Ahh! Oh Illumi harder… mmhph please ahh!”
Hisoka begged his hands grabbing onto the sheets wrinkling them as he came
“Oh you like that?”
“YES!”
“Do you want more?”
“AHHH YES ILLUMIIIIII!!!”
“YEAH?!?!”
“YESSSSS ILLUMI FUCK ME HARDER AHHHH!!!!!!”
The two were absolutely eating each other up, their blood lust was all around the room.
Illumi’s dick creased the sides of Hisoka’s inside walls. He nutted fast, his body sweating after the load he just released.
Hisoka’s grip on the sheets loosened as the intensity finally ebbed, leaving the air thick and heavy between them.
“Hmph.. babe..”
Hisoka’s words were muffled. Illumi was breathing unevenly, he then pulled out and flip Hisoka over his back.
“Ah what .. is it?”
Hisoka squeezed Illumi’s shoulders and held him against the bed, topping him.
“Wha-AHH“
Illumi didn’t even get the chance to speak. Hisoka started to suck on Illumi’s hard cock, he bit and sucked the same way he did to Illumi’s neck.
“Damn!..”
Illumi bit his lips, his chest in the air, his head was moving back and forth and moaning.
“Ahh!.. Hisoka!..”
Hisoka couldn’t speak, he was stuffed with Illumi’s dick in his mouth. He then licked it up and down, then reached the middle and bit Illumi. Yelped.
“AHHH FUCK!”
Illumi whined. Hisoka smirked, arising his hands in between Illumi’s head.
“What did I BITE too hard? I guess you can’t handle me after all”
Illumi took that to offense and decided to punish Hisoka for that claim.
“Oh really don’t make me punish you now”
“Punish me darling”
Hisoka said, excited for what Illumi had in store for him. Illumi then grabbed Hisoka down on his back.
He then proceeded to spread Hisoka’s legs high in the air. He then shoved his dick in, but way harder than before. He was deep in Hisoka to the point Illumi’s groin was basically attached to Hisoka’s ass.
Cum started to drip. Illumi kept thrusting. As he did that, he bit and sucked onto Hisoka’s leg leaving bruises and love bites.
Hisoka moaned in pain
“AHH OH YES PUNISH ME!!”
Illumi’s grip tightened, his bites grew harder along with his cock. Illumi smirked, proud of his achievement. He didn’t say a word since he was too focused on punishing Hisoka.
Hisoka the thrusted his hips and rolled them. He moved his other leg that Illumi wasn’t devouring and wrapped it around Illumi’s neck, pulling him closer. Illumi’s cock digged deeper into Hisoka.
Hisoka’s cock was up, rubbing against Illumi’s chest.
“Looks like the magician wants more.”
Illumi said with this satisfied smug look on his face.
“Shut up and let me work my magic on you.”
“Magic?”
Hisoka then pulled on Illumi tighter. Illumi’s cock was shoved even deeper, the two moaned in pain.
“MHHPHA!.. ILLUMI!”
“AHHMPH!..HISOKA!”
The pair yelled in sync. Hisoka then pulled even harder, baiting into Illumi’s neck and sucking hard on it.
“Mmph I guess you just love being the star of the show.”
Illumi mocked Hisoka with a smug smirk as he bit his lips and sweated.
“Then don’t blink.”
“You don’t decide that.”
Illumi said, degrading Hisoka, as Hisoka bit back with a comment that pissed off Illumi.
“I’m afraid I’ll be stealing the show, sorry love~”
Hisoka grinned, throwing Illumi down on the pink fluffy sheets. His cock slide out of Hisoka as he grinded his whole body on Illumi as he licked Illumi’s slender figure.
They rubbed their foreheads together. Illumi commented,
“Don’t get carried away,…”
Illumi’s hands slide away down to Hisoka’s bellybutton piercing, tugging on it.
“You might lose the audience’s attention ~”
“Then I’ll just have to give them something unforgettable.”
Hisoka claimed in a cocky tone. He then made out with Illumi sloppy silva everywhere. Their tongues were fighting for the spotlight. Illumi then bit Hisoka’s tongue, blood dripping all the way down to Illumi’s chin.
“Seems like I sabotaged the show~”
He teased as he slammed Hisoka onto the bed frame. He grabbed a cute pink pillowcase and tied Hisoka’s hands together, making a bow.
“Perfect… I wouldn’t expect anything less from you.”
Hisoka praised Illumi, knowing that would boost Illumi’s ego and encourage him to fuck him hard, and he was right.
“Of course I wouldn’t want to disappoint you, my darling~”
Both their gazes softened. Illumi kissed Hisoka, but this one wasn’t as lustful as the others; this one was full of love.
Illumi nibbled at Hisoka’s lips, licking the blood from the incident earlier.
They giggled like two high school sweethearts. Illumi’s slender fingers circled Hisoka’s pink hole, then he shoved his middle and ring finger in and teased Hisoka with his index finger circling the pink vibrant hole.
“Don’t go easy on me now, Illu~”
Illumi leaned in, his hair resting on his shoulders. He smirked.
“I would never, baby~”
He then shoved two more fingers in, going up and down, side to side as cum spewed out. Hisoka was pleased; he moaned as Illumi snickered at Hisoka’s pathetic look. He then removed all his fingers and locked his arms around Hisoka’s neck.
“You like that, baby?”
“Oh hell yeah.”
Illumi was drawing imaginary circles around Hisoka’s bellybutton, his middle finger gliding all the way up to Hisoka’s chest. Then he rested his hand on Hisoka’s chest.
“How about we end the show here… and take our time instead.”
“I’m all yours.”
The two giggled. Illumi untied the pretty pink bow that he had tied around Hisoka’s wrist. Right as he released him, Hisoka grabbed Illumi by his smile and lovehandles, pushing him down as Hisoka laid next to him, repeatedly kissing Illumi over and over. Illumi giggled.
“Ah babe hehe, you’re tickling me!”
“God, you’re so cute when you laugh.”
Hisoka kept kissing. Illumi blushed and snickered.
“Stop hehe ahh ehehe.”
Hisoka blushed at Illumi, adoring his love’s laugh and smile. Hisoka chuckled.
“I love how you put on this tough guy act, then start acting all cute when you’re around me.”
Hisoka kept kissing and kissing as Illumi started to play with Hisoka’s hair.
“I’ll admit… hehe, I like it when you make me feel… soft inside.”
Hisoka was happy to hear this, knowing their bond was more than just lust but something deeper.
“So that’s what you’ve been hiding under all that tough guy act… I like hearing that. You’re perfect to me.”
They curled up together on the bed, Hisoka’s arms around Illumi, Illumi’s fingers still tangled in Hisoka’s hair. Outside, the world continued, but here, everything was quiet. For once, there was nothing to chase, nothing to prove just them.