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1. Cosmos Snaps at Everyone
Cosmos: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP AND SHUT UP, OK?! Who are you people to give me advice about anything?! All you do is just bitch about your relationships all day long! [Eclipse] And you know what, glare all you want, Clipse, okay? 'Cause I'm not afraid of you. [mimicking Eclipse] "Oh no! Charlie's only paying attention to her magic studies!" That must be so hard for "Dr. Look-At-Me", isn't it? "LOOK AT ME!" [to Monty and Terra] And you two? What, you're arguing since you got engaged? Wow, you're probably the first couple that's ever done that ever. It can't be that you're just scared, is it? [to Sun] And you! Y-you know what, let's just — let's just forget for one second, that a month ago you told me you couldn't be in a relationship with anyone, because, for me, it's actually fun to watch you sabotage a relationship from the outside, it really is. [to everyone] Honestly, the only thing that gives me comfort, you guys, is that while I'm sitting at home, staring at the ceiling, just wishing that I had someone to talk to, is knowing that none of you idiots realize how lucky you are!
[He storms out. Chica walks in]
Chica: Did I miss something good?
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2. Nexus show Dark Sun his Legacy
Dark Sun: I guess we've finally come to it, haven't we? (he indicates the length and breath of the Sanctuary) A world without pain! That was the whole point! No Sun can stomach all that pain. It hurts. It hurts, and they cry and cry, and I took it away! I reached in and snuffed out those flames in their backs, in their joints, in their heads and their hands. I waved my wand, and it wasn't enough! It was never enough! They just kept wanting more! More and more...
(Wither Nexus appears from the shadows)
Nexus: Oh honey, don't kid a kidder. Did you walk here like that? When was the last time you walked anywhere? And tonight, you do it barefoot? Good for you. You know, I've seen a lot of truly "influential" people over the years. But, when it comes to sheer body count, you're in my top five. Take a look. [Dark Sun looks out at the city landscape. Dead Moons begin to fall from the sky.] Those are your bodies. [Dark Sun looks back at Nexus who now has his Kill Code body] They'd each be alive today if it weren't for you. A new one every five minutes and, that's just the Moons, but open it up to the Multiverse?
[The rainstorm of bodies becomes torrential with variants of multiple characters that are impossible to count that even Dark Sun is given pause]
Nexus: Why did you come here tonight on your way home? Your real home. Was it to say goodbye? One last look at your great tower? Your Sanctuary? [He indicates the bodies outside] That's your true monument, Dark [ Nexus now in his New Moon body stands next to Dark Sun]. Out there. It's a wonder of the Multiverse. And it's eternal. [The Nexus apparition fades away with these last words] That's your legacy.
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3. Breakfast Argument
Ruin: No breakfast?
Tiger Rock: I did it yesterday. It was baloney and beans.
Ruin: No, it was eggs. I made eggs. Over easy.
Tiger Rock: The hell you did! Baloney and beans. It's your turn!
[they go through a quick game of rock-paper-scissors, which Tiger Rock loses]
Tiger Rock: Well, I guess when I'm your age, I'll forget what I eat, too.
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4. Golden Looks for Help
Golden Freddy: Three hundred lives of men I've walked this earth and now I have no time. With luck, my search will not be in vain. Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.
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5. Some People are never Happy
Cosmos: If nothing I ever do has any meaning, then I can't care about anything, which makes me feel even worse! How am I supposed to be happy?
Staff Bot: Kid, I'm a zoo clown. Now buy a giraffe, or go to hell.
Cosmos: See Nova, there's a guy who understands.
Nova: Cosmos, you're at the zoo. You have a Popsicle. How could you be unhappy?
Cosmos: I wanted grape