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Once upon a time, there was a little lad named Aryu. He was soooooooo popular and cooooooooooooooooooooooooiooooool. Raichi was his BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BUDDY.
One FATEFUL day, a guy called Kurona (like the virus man I don’t fucking know) and he tried to befriend Raichi. Raichi responds with “No fuck you, you fucking chud. This is why you can’t play soccer you fucking loser. You fat fucking cheeseball.”
This made Kurona very very very very very sad. He pranced away to cry in a corner, all the while, Raichi and Aryu were bullying him. Calling him names and were making fun of his soccer abilities.
Meanwhile, something MALICOUS and EVIL and CORRUPT and DUBIOUS, was happening in the laboratory of the scary Isagi and TERRIFYING Shidou. Theyre plans were to make a EVIL potion to turn someone EVIL 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 They saw that Kurona was in a bit of a pickle and whispered to eachother.
Shidou had whispered that Kurona was a fucking loser and would be a perfect candidate for the EVIL potion. Isagi also agreed because theyre cool and chill like that. But they needed to test the potion. Good thing they have a test subject!!
The pair walk into the room of their test subject, Chigiri. He was on his computer playing a certain game on Roblox, the two couldn’t tell what it was. Until Chigiri stood up and screamed.
“I GOT A FUCKING TEGU.” Chigiri roared as he chucked the monitor across the room. Isagi and Shidou duck as the secret assistant, Naruhaya walks in.
“Howdy!-“ Naruhaya greets as a monitor gets chucked at his face. Killing him INSTANTLY.
“Oh okay” Shidou turned to the dead Naruhaya. Before turning back to Chigiri. “I dont even think we need to test the potion on him.”
“Oh alright uh I think our potion works” Isagi backs away from Chigiri, so does Shidou. Leaving Chigiri punching the walls.
Shidou puts on a disguise, a long Trenchcoat and a hat. It’s go time!!!!!!!
Shidou somehow finds Kurona crying. He approached Kurona and offered the potion.
“Hey man, you can get revenge on those losers…”
Kurona accepts the potion and drinks it, suddenly he grew HUGE and he was turning GREEN and MEAN. THIS CANNOT BE!!!!! Shidou ran away out of pure fear
Kurona then stomps on Shidou, turning him into a pile of mush. He then stomps over to where Aryu and Raichi resided.
“OMG ITS KURONA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” Aryu screams as he gets crushed by the foot of Kurona. Raichi SCURRIED away.
THE CITY WAS IN SHAMBLES. EVERYONE WAS BEING CRUSHED.
Chigiri noticed the commotion and decided to have a change of heart.
“KURONA THIS ISNT YOU!!!”
Kurona turned around and stared at Chigiri.
The two just stood there.
Kurona fucking stomps on Chigiri and kills him on impact.
The end. OR IS IT?????????😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈